Literary Writing Experiments on Matters (Part 3)

People who are engaged in writing (whether it is academic writing or literary creation) have a kind of distress that it is difficult for outsiders to understand. When something comes out, I don't know what to write.

Thank God, thanks to the Internet, today's writers can use the Internet to open their minds when they feel congested or blocked. how to open? The "Literary Writing Experiments on Matters" series is a demonstration from reality.

The design idea of this kind of literary writing experiment is, suppose we want to write about the scumbags of international students who are commonplace in China today, but we are not scumbags ourselves, how can we write scumbags vividly and vividly?

With the help of the Internet, we can get close to the scumbags, enter the brains and hearts of the scumbags, and let the scumbags show us how they are scumbags.

Best of all, writers can get the hottest material and it's free.

Of course, all of this requires the writer to have enough skills to stimulate the scumbag to make a full performance. This is a major challenge for writers, requiring writers to have sufficient knowledge and preparation, to be able to stimulate the performance of scumbags just right, and to perform unbearably to fully shake out their scumbags.

One object I'm experimenting with right now is @Buergermeister. How scumbag B, who claims to be studying in Berlin, Germany, can be seen from the response he gave me when I appealed to him to reason and not to use hooligan violence:

Hahaha, what hooligan violence)? Isn't it free Amerika.

Besides, Berliner takes care of you, so I'll beat it up first. Anyway, after beating up and reasoning with your group of people, you will really start to reason :)

Cheap or not?

B's later speech contained some hooligan violence, so I wrote the following response. On the one hand, I gave him praise and encouragement, and on the other hand, I continued to stimulate him and induce him to show more performances and performances. I continued from this. Take my Internet Age Literary Writing Experiment.

There are two purposes of my experiment now, one is in literary writing, to see how writers can use the interactivity of the Internet to create and collect writing materials, and the other is to test the teaching methods that are entertaining and entertaining. What effect, how much effect.

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Dear Buergermeister, you are right to speak in a civilized manner, don't be a hooligan, don't play a hooligan. Talking in the tone of a rogue is not a glorious thing, it will just make you a laughing stock in the eyes of everyone and be spurned by others. My dear, you must quickly understand this truth.

In addition, your and @guys' attacks on me on the German translation issue made me realize again that Google Translate software is very mature, and the translated things can withstand malicious criticism, can stand upright, and can't shake.

You bluffed with him for a long time without picking up any real issues with Google Translate. This means that Google's German-English translation is good enough, at least for my selection of Kafka snippets, and is many times better than a self-proclaimed German idiot like you.

The excellent performance of the two of you has once again taught me what it means to be a scumbag. You are studying German, but you can't say anything clearly when you are debating the German translation issue. You have nothing to do except spray shit. People who don't know German and just use Google Translate to translate German. You are amazing. How can you learn German like this?

You say, are you embarrassed? Isn't this a shame?

I still want to say, I lament for your parents, and lament for the good money of your parents. They spend a lot of money to send you abroad, and they think you are going to study abroad, but they think you are a scumbag, and you only learn how to mess around. Hey, your papers are all written by gunmen who paid money to find them in China?

Judging from your interactions with me, you are completely incapable of reasoning, that is to say, you do not possess the ability to write papers at all. This situation forced me to draw three conclusions:

1. Your academic thesis is paid for by a ghostwriter (now the industry of ghostwriters in mainland China is very developed, from academic papers to bachelor, master and even doctoral thesis writing services); or,

2. You went to a rotten pheasant university so you could write stinky German and still be fine; or,

3. You are actually going to pay for a diploma (like Wu Zheng, the husband of Yang Lan, a famous Chinese TV host and member of the National Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, who bought a Ph.D.

Of course, I can't rule out that you may have other situations as well. This requires you to make further explanations yourself. But I guess you can't come up with a better description. So now your readers (including myself) can only assume that you must be one of the three above.

Look, dear, what else do you want to say? Let me tell you frankly, I am deliberately provoking you, inducing you, and making you expose yourself further, so that those friends who are learning to write can see what a standard scumbag will say and do.

Up to now, your performance of being a scumbag and being brave is still pretty good. Hope you continue and put on more great performances. Danke. (Look, I don't know German either.)