non | ten non ten

Jun 22, 2022

ten? shit? Here comes the topic again~ Warning: The article is stinky and long!

At the beginning of the year, two sisters from Hong Kong, "Tutu" and "Yuyu", the three of us met to compare "Stupid", so we wrote not only stupid, but also stupid and stupid.

Recently, two friends from Taiwan, "Little Sun" and "Miracle", wrote ten memorable stories in their lives. In response, of course, I have to write ten.

1. [ Elementary school period ] : I have never received pocket money from my family, and I have not joined a welfare agency for six years. At that time, there were welfare clubs in primary schools, and the welfare clubs were the busiest place in the school every time the class was over. Huh? Haven't been to a welfare society? How do you know, the most lively? Because the cleaning area used to include the corridor in front of the welfare society.

2. [Primary school period] : I haven't taken a day off in six years. I believe this is the case for many people, but I even attend school during winter vacation and summer vacation counseling...

3. [Elementary school period] : 1st place in Taichung County individual group in the bell-pulling competition. The third place in the national competition, the first and second place was held by the landlord Taichung City. At that time, many schools protested and protested against injustice. At that time, I gradually realized that this is the advantage of the landlord; however, in the end, I was the representative of the folk arts and crafts bell-pulling group. Go and show it to Qiu Chuanghuan and foreign guests, it's like National Day...

4. [High school period] : At that time, it was popular to study in the star high school. I also went to Taichung City to study. For example, when Grandma Hong entered the Grand View Garden, I realized that there are people outside the world, and there are days outside the world. In addition to homework, there are fists. Guo Yi was bullied, and after Guo 2, he knew that he had to strengthen himself. Two months before the national third exam, he was blocked by students from another school outside the school, and four of them were beaten by more than 20 people. Afterwards, the boss knew that he wanted to take revenge and sent Knife, I withdrew my hands, only then did I realize that I didn't have the ability to mix things up.

5. [Secondary school period] : My mother was very disappointed when the second school went bad. My father was working abroad. When I came back to Taiwan, I just went to the school to report. The Chinese teacher even said that this child's composition can be used as a model for the school, but... how could it be like this? She, she ripped up my textbook in class and threw it into the trash can . Tear up the half of it was the lesson of "Making Good Deeds", just because my feet were on the table, and now I know that it is the deep responsibility of love cut.

6. [High school period] : I only know that I want to go to university. Although the school is a guarantee school for direct-entry cram schools, I still give him the entrance exam for the new year. In high school, I only remember studying, studying, and studying.

7. [College Period] : As mentioned in the previous article, it is love and clubs, love is to find the heroine in My Weiyang Song, and clubs are very happy to enter the world of visually impaired students. Sorry, I neglected my homework! However, I once initiated a class strike with my senior sister , which inspired me to have a different view of the mass movement. It turns out that this is Taipei! !

8. [When I was in the Army] : I walked sideways because I took part in the first management leave, and I was remembered for the officer's performance appraisal. Once a rogue junior threatened me with no eyesight, and it was not good for me to gather brothers outside the camp. That day exceeded 2,000, I The fake order in hand is not issued, and the company commander and platoon commander let me handle it. Even when the seniors came into the office to ask why, I said that I was afraid of being beaten when I walked out of the camp, and soon the rogue junior entered the office and bowed and apologized to me, with bruises on his face. The seniors said, who dares to take part in one, give it a try! ! After that, this apprentice became my Dharma protector, hehe.

(Generally, the holiday list is released at 6:00 pm, we call 1800, 2000 is 8:00 pm)

9. [When I was in the Army] : I was mutiny . I am not depressed at the moment, but I have become more perverted. Don't think that I am arrogant all the way to discharge. The first time we drank water when we stepped into the camp was when we were taking a bath at night. We were blown by the strong wind and wanted to cut ourselves off. The water we drank was bath water. .. There are countless treatments, those "hardening" now think of it, they will panic!

(The wind blows, in civilized terms it is a safety inspection, pour out all the things in the big backpack, and clean up within 30 seconds. When you finish, the seconds will be reduced until it can be completed within five seconds, repeat and repeat, the number of seconds It’s the proof of the senior’s freedom. In the end, the things in the backpack are not only dirty, but also not your own. A strong wind can make you sweat profusely. There are seven recruits on our ladder, and the senior is crazy! )

10. [When I was in the army] : I was selected as a document because of my college degree. It was not my first job to join the staff. My first job was the personnel of other staff, but I resigned after a month. Work, just because I don't want to wash the boss's red triangle panties! The company commander told me at the time that there is nothing wrong with soldiers.

These ten memorable deeds are all before the military service. The older generation will say that after the military is finished, it is a man, so after becoming a man, I have nothing to write about, hehe! It's been an hour, big is not necessarily good. It's like me~

There is no wonderful bloody enthusiasm of Little Sun, nor the talent and passion of Miracle Girl, only the plain and straightforward past.

I just look forward to more "ten", the "ten" that is gently named, the "ten" that has not been used for a long time:

Before the tag:

 Have you been considering whether to use the tag function? After all, it has been useless for a long time. I chose you who have interacted with each other. I didn't tag it, because I was afraid of disturbing you. You who used to be the protagonists of Red's feature articles have not been tagged anymore. Let me reproduce the character of the chicken mother!

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@JasonBrother Yiran 's Ten Zen Sayings.
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@EndlessJourney Correcting Top 10 Farm Fake News.
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Are there any omissions? Must have.......

@volunteer grandpa He is highly respected, I dare not mark it, I can only say that he should have dozens.

@evahe The most concerned about her, is she okay? I have worked hard to donate platelets~

@顎钻鱼Yuyu's top ten Hong Kong-style dishes, @impossible , top ten insights, @Kurtenkirk 's top ten marathons, @石哥 Stone brother's infinite love.

Friends who can't find it, forgive my eyes, I'm typing in one breath, I'm more tired than typing articles, huh~

I still remember that I wasn’t so tired when I wrote shit , because I didn’t need a tag, and it was much smoother to call me directly.

Here, I am going to excerpt her together. ▼

Originally, I wanted to learn a cold knowledge from A Nen and A Yong , but "shit" is too ugly.
Learn to write a diary from Sun , but, "shit", it's common.
Awei , life in isolation should be like "shit"!
Then get a copy and write "shit", and Lingshu may laugh.
Otherwise, follow Luz to share "shit" with you today, and it will be strange.
Xuebei Piaomei wrote a travel journal of "shit", and added the unpretentious Erbao commentary on "shit", can you watch it?
Well, looking at "shit" from the perspective of Shaffer literature, it seems a little learned.
That's right, invite Yingqi to a "shit" photography exhibition, it must be delicious.
In fact, the gray- blue cat's colorful "feces" is a must.
Please Wu Bo show the origin or classics of "shit" in an article.

Miracle sister made "shit" into light therapy to share... This is too unsightly.
Witch brush painting "shit"...I can't think of it
As the half-tone director of a special education teacher, he must have had a lot of experience with "shit" and peeing
Sister Angel 's roundabout may have a lot of "shit" experience
What about cats who are also historical people and say "shit"?
How about Japanese "shit"? Little Sun doesn't know.
Ring still can't let go of that "shit".
1/3 must have a different interpretation of "shit".
VC seniors should have no "shit" tool text.
Brother Yiran must think that a person's "shit" is absolutely related to the health of the body.
Foluo's son is overjoyed, he doesn't dare to use that word, it's bad luck, ha
Mother Yanzi , Xiang Yangzi , Teacher Qiyue forgive me and I can't use the word "shit" to describe it, it's tacky.
Can An Sam Malaysia's "shit" be made into a documentary?
Does Lanmei have "shit" comics?
No matter how bad or dead, there are "shit", Tutu and Yuyu .
Can the storage space store shit? That's it for the toilet, Anna must think I'm an idiot.
The wolf sister seems to have written endless travel notes in Japan and South Korea. I wonder if she has stepped on "shit".
Shu Man is too polite, saying "shit" is better than a rotten belly.
Vegetarian heart , the last time I ate the snow Q cake you made, it should also become "shit"!
Looking forward to one day beck can write a new poem about "shit".
There shouldn't be any "shit" songs either, Azure!
I can't read thewayeasy , love and "shit" seem to exist the same.
Jasmine , Japanese or Korean dramas don't focus on "shit", do they?
May I have lost the "shit" at work, Liu Si
Summer who loves to be miserable "shit".

Originally introduced a Taiwanese song, but said shit....

 ◎Little Sun said that Japanese shit is the same as the whole world.
◎sun said that there is no shit.
◎Ying Qi is planning to organize a photo exhibition of shit.
◎ Storytellers think Easter eggs are shit.
◎Grey and blue find Huahua's feces.
◎I almost choked because of this shit article.
◎Lanmei can't find shit comics.
◎Safo doesn't want to write shit.
◎Cat tries hard to find shit in historical data.

The most powerful thing is that A Nen really wrote a popular science article about shit. Shit clothes live .

What's even more surprising is that Wei Lan really found shit songs. Drift out some flavor .

My eyes are gone, haha, in fact, I am even more. The articles I have read, although the author has looked elsewhere, or even retired for a long time, but Red is in his heart.