Interesting Facts of Life｜Annual leave? How long?

It's so cute to record the sloth family, the happy time of the sloth family,
Probably, probably.

And some messy life crumbs.

duty

Happy, decadent and rotten days of annual leave,
Sloths can finally release themselves freely, free from human skin and disguise ,
Staying at home, doing nothing, not being Dobby, I beg for food to open my mouth, tea to extend my hand,
I, Diu Xi Dig, 94 Sloth, Lazy God, Lazy Goddess .

So I'm downright decadent, asking me to do things? That's impossible ! ! !

But, God is pitiful, how could lazy mother let me go???
Lazy mother, finally caught me at home all day long,
Lazy mother, finally caught me doing nothing,
Lazy mother, finally can't bear everything, can't swallow everything,

"Sloth! Why are you putting this thing here?" Lazy Mom shouted loudly.
Ayun, things grow there by themselves, things have their own place to go, and I can't stop them.

"Sloth! I've said it a few times. When you run out of things, you need to return to their location. No wonder you can't find anything!" Lazy Mom shouted with arms raised.
Ayun, things will disappear on their own. When fate arrives, things will disappear. Don't force yourself too hard in life.

"Sloth! Why is the floor at home so dirty! What have you done?"
Really Ah Yun, I was lying on the sofa, I didn't come down, Yo Yun, it's none of my business.

Anyway, the New Year's holiday is probably like this,
Other people's Chinese New Year will be brainwashed by the song "Every time I go to the streets and alleys",
The sloth's New Year's Eve will be brainwashed by "sloth, you, you, you".

"Lazy mom, it's alright, don't think about it anymore, stop thinking about it! Keep thinking about me!!!"

I couldn't take it anymore, so I covered my head with the quilt, yelled, and started to play dead.
Sloths don't show their power, lazy mother, do you take me as Xide?
(Ah, Heide is also a sloth...)

"There's no way!" While the lazy mother was busy in the house (I really don't understand what she was doing), she waved her hand vigorously at me, and continued to answer me loudly:

"If I don't miss you, I have nowhere to go!!!"

Huh..., Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia! ! !
It turns out that a lazy mother's job, a lazy mother's vocation, is...
Missing sloths???

2022.01.29

impossible thing

How could the artillery offensive of lazy mother's thoughts stop in one day?
From childhood to New Year's Eve, we must read all the way to the New Year's Eve...
Oh, no, it will be read until the end of the year.

"Sloth, why are you putting things here, take them back to your room!"
"Sloth, why don't you accept it when you are told to collect it, you have to be asked three times and four times by others!!"
"Sloth, why is the living room all yours, look at the mess at home! It's New Year's Eve!!!"

My god, basically a lazy mother can't stop when she starts to chant mode.

As for cleaning up the house?
I gave up, believe me, how can I accept, lazy mother can find things to read,
Then...don't accept it at all (to let the lazy mother have a way!!!),

Anyway, if you take it, you will be recited, if you confiscated it will be recited, and you will all be recited!!!

"Ouch, it's alright, don't chant anymore." I lay on the bed and continued to play dead, rubbing my cheeks with the warm quilt. Oops, it's so comfortable, I provide a complete, specific and easy-to-operate My advice to my dear lazy mom: "Mummy, just close your eyes, don't look at it, and the house will not be chaotic. Wouldn't it be good? Keep reading and keep reading~~~"

Lazy Mom continued to walk around the house with the basket. I really didn't know what she was doing. I only knew the way she looked at me. She was about to burn me to death. Lazy Mom yelled:

"There's no way! I can't close my eyes, but I can't close my mouth!!!"

Eh......?

Lazy is one foot tall, and lazy mother is always taller.
During the Chinese New Year, Mommy's broken thoughts will never be on vacation

2022.01.30

morning meeting report

Then, the sloth was caught today and went to work.
Yesterday, when the whole family ate dinner together, I was complaining and sighing,
Ai Ai Ai, why am I alone going to work tomorrow?

"Oh, and after so many days of vacation, there will be a long report for the morning meeting tomorrow morning."

Usually in the morning meeting, we will report whether there is any special situation in the ward these days. Everyone has been on vacation for so long, and there will be a lot of content in tomorrow's report. Just thinking about it makes me tired.

"Dig Competition!!!" The lazy brother looked at me with bright eyes and smiled happily: "Then you have a lot to report, you have to report that you ate crab, lobster, Polkadot, and watched two seasons in two days and one night. At the beginning of the lantern, watching the defense mission, staying at home all the time, never going out, making a mess in the house..."

"What the hell?" I yelled. "Who would report this kind of thing in the morning?"

What a day by day, a mess.

2022.02.03

No matter what others say, is the taste of the year really faded?
This year, I really ate a lot.

After all, who can resist, fresh sago?

Who can say no, Costco's Matsuba crab legs?

If you are tired of seafood, how about some Hericium erinaceus with sesame oil?

Eat mullet roe as a snack, so unpretentious?

Would you like a pan-fried scallop, and a sloth covered with a quilt?

New Year's Eve, it's just nesting with your family,
Noisy, happy and messy.

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