蔡凱西
蔡凱西

Cathy Tsai | 蔡凱西 台北人 / 不專業旅人 / 流浪中的學術人 / 研究旅行史與旅行文化的不良歷史學徒/《後綴》假掰文青誌編輯群 在出門旅行、閱讀,與作古的旅記文本中持續穿越 佛系粉專:https://www.facebook.com/travelhistorystory 合作邀約:misiaa2001@gmail.com

your birth is not your birth

It's not your birthday yet, don't ask
Photo by Terrance Raper on Unsplash

It's been a long time since my birthday, and I misspelled birthday when I searched for pictures.

The little concubine was in the north last week and said that she didn't want to celebrate her birthday in the future. Pisces is a little more sentimental. After becoming sensible, the birthday is on March 8 every year, and the elder sister who is two years older often laughs at "March 8". After singing the birthday song and making a wish in front of the cake, the elder sister is always rushing to blow the candle. As soon as Ah Kui heard the child say this, he immediately reprimanded him severely.

The event of birthday celebration will continue every year, and the same unpleasantness will continue to be staged. Perhaps, such a ceremony will continue until the child realizes that "birthday" is often not necessarily the same as "happy"!

After all, do you think about your birthday, or do your parents and elders think about your birthday? In the Cai family, there are two kinds of things when it is less and less. Maybe, the children will open their eyes in the future (like me).

Every year, the tail grows one centimeter, the cake is cut, maybe I want it, why didn't I make myself more sensible? I don’t pay more and more filial piety to my family. It’s hard to talk to friends outside and tell me how much my daughter pays a month. I don’t have a stable relationship, so I can go into the family (here, heterosexuals), so I can attend the wedding banquet of other people’s children. , Is there any hope of recycling the red envelopes you paid? What to do when you are past childbearing age? If you don't get married and give birth soon, how can I have the strength to help you nurture across generations?

The vision gives you the voice, and I am full. After graduating from college, eating my cake for my birthday and thinking about it all. If you like it, I should like it, to use one of the threatening gestures that a nasty ghost used to say when he was alive: "If you don't like it, say you like it!".

Have you asked me what I want? No. Have you ever asked me how I want to live? No. Even if there is a question, it is no different from political investigation and defense. I just want to know whether there is a high degree of overlapping political correctness in the life vision between parents and children? No, just try to break it straight.

Originally, I wanted to say that my birthday is only once a year. Don't embarrass the adults. I bought all the cakes. It's okay to keep the harmony in the imperial city with a smile. It was only later that I found out that I had underestimated the ability of the Cai family’s parents to dig deep into the soft soil. Calculating my money, or adjusting and imagining my marriage partner as I get older, I can live with it. However, on a certain birthday, I didn't want to endure the idea of hitting me directly in the belly.

Have a baby next year!

stop whining Oh! I don't know if other families have this kind of father who would chew a cake on his daughter's birthday and say this kind of brainless, and to the client's sound, it was extremely uncomfortable, and it was basically sexual harassment trash talk. If you told me to have a baby next year, didn't I have to make my belly bigger then? So you think, I can be anyone now, as long as someone is willing to donate sperm, right? It's not your pain when you give birth, it's not you who is responsible for soaking milk, grabbing feces and urine, standing and talking without back pain, are you embarrassed?

If you don't stop loss quickly, you will be disturbed by nasty ghosts every year in the future! The whole family thinks I'm crazy. They think that my father's concern is sexual harassment. How could my father be sexually harassing you?

Maybe the concubine will find out later that the children in this family, the longer they grow older, the longer their life expectancy is just one of the rituals of implanted marketing. The previous generation only expects you to follow the same life as them, just cut and paste it. On the surface, it is to bless you, but in fact, it is just cleaning the floor for their expectations, and it is especially easy to clean the floor on your birthday.

In fact, birthdays are always a choice.

After writing this, I found that the green circle came back to provoke. But now it's replaced with unsearchable tags. There are too many bugs in Matt City recently.


CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

Like my work?
Don't forget to support or like, so I know you are with me..

Loading...

Comment