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Matt City Universe Story Solitaire Episode 13 Yun's Teacher's Guard

Mar 22, 2021

Yunzhi-sensei's bodyguards are united!

Matt City Cosmic Story Solitaire Episode 1 @VolunteerGrandpa

Once upon a time, there was a volunteer grandpa who opened his eyes in the chaos of no space and no time.

He raised his nine-toothed rake and stabbed it hard! Immediately, the sky and the earth were separated.

"Fuck!!!!! Egg!!!!!" A whimper came from above the nine heavens

This... this is... the voice of God~~~

"Who! Can! Body! Forgive! Me! Of! Hemorrhoids! Sores!"

Matt City Cosmic Story Solitaire Episode 2 A big hemorrhoid has fallen from the sky! @Ning Xiangbai

After "Zhen Zhen" wailed, the sky spread a powerful voice again: "Forgive you for being unintentional! That's all! Only you can cut off the external hemorrhoids that I have cultivated for hundreds of millions of years and cherished thousands of years! Destiny! I will give it to you, little hemorrhoids. Governance!"

The dust pile turned into a Rubik's cube, sucked some grandpa's spirit, and then embedded it on his wrist, branding the logo of the architect of Matt City.

Matt City Universe Story Solitaire Episode 3 Hemorrhoids are not here, I care about eating too @atyh

Grandpa unintentionally became the first architect of the Matt City universe!

But in this dark and chaotic universe, there is only one grandfather, and it is not fun~~

So grandpa built the first planet in the Matt City universe - the fucking star!!!

On the planet, there are all kinds of ~~beautiful~~ and delicious food, grandpa is very satisfied, oh yeah!!

Matt City Universe Story Solitaire Episode 4 Heroes Assemble! @Lamb Crazy Play World

Grandpa alone is so boring.

Decided to call all heroes in the universe, each hero has one thing in common,

is to have a unique hemorrhoid,

After gathering, get ready for a big fight!!

Matt City Universe Story Solitaire Episode 5 Wonder Woman debuts @Talara

Supergirl heard the call and rushed to Grandpa

"Let me see your hemorrhoids!"

Wonder Woman raised her wrist and a huge hemorrhoid came into view!

"Get rid of you and I will dominate!" A powerful beam of light hit Grandpa!

Matt City Cosmic Story Solitaire Episode 6 Cosmic Free Shuttle Si Kaoru Comes to Spoil the Game @si Kaoru

A sudden burst of light struck Wonder Woman,

Ha...ha...that's a little warning for you,

Si Kaoru, the free shuttle in the universe,

I have colored spherical hemorrhoids on my body.

Drive the spaceship and take the volunteer grandpa directly away,

She transmits sound with light waves,

Come find me if you have the ability!

The ship disappeared in an instant...

Matt City Universe Story Solitaire Episode 7 The enemy is dark and we are bright @Everyday has a new experience

Rescue grandpa back to the base, where heroes from all walks of life have already gathered, Si Kaoru announced two important news.

"Take this elixir, and the inner and outer moles will be broken!"

Everyone cheered, and the suffering of hemorrhoids was finally over.

"An evil force is coveting the diabolical star. I have a test instrument. If there is a traitor within ten feet, I will warn you."

Unexpectedly, as soon as I took it out, the instrument started to chirp wildly!

Matt City Universe Story Solitaire Episode 8 Suo Ming Sanskrit @张云志

The warning sound of the rape detector cut through the sky, and the situation changed. The warning sound was drowned out by the maddening Sanskrit sounds pouring out from all directions, and the Dharma Protector led his congregation into the air: "You stupid and ridiculous laity, don't hurry to welcome the Dharma!"

Zhang Yunzhi, who was in charge of copying scriptures at the base library, noticed the drastic changes in the energy field around her. She pointed the rape measuring instrument at the unknown protector of the country, and the rape measuring instrument was overheated and burned.

Zhang Yunzhi pointed at Dharma Master Protector: "You are hell, everyone plug your ears!"

Matt City Universe Story Solitaire Episode 9 Inner Wars @PhilipMak

The protector of the country laughed loudly: "People in the world are ignorant! Closing the five senses is the way to break through hell. The worries of yesterday have become the devils of today! That's why my generation is invincible and invincible!"

Everyone really started to be unable to resist, and their body and mind were so uncomfortable that they were burned by the fire of karma. Si Xun and Zhang Yun have strong skills, but they are both beginning to feel tired, and it is a matter of time if they can't support it.

At this moment, Grandpa suddenly made a move and used all his strength to hit his hemorrhoids that had not healed! He cried out in pain, "Fuck you! Fuck your mother! The pain in the world is up to me!" Grandpa burst into tears, but his shouting broke the Sanskrit and awakened the sleeping saint. beast!

Matt City Universe Story Solitaire Episode 10 Awakened Divine Beast @star_hope

At this moment, there was a sudden "roar". "Who woke me from sleep".

Everyone looked up and saw the legendary beast of Matt City, guarding the city of Matt. The last time it appeared was more than 50 million years ago.

But Grandpa was silent at this moment, and muttered to himself, "It's not a good thing for the divine beast to appear."

Grandpa glanced at the mythical beast and continued, "According to the records of Matt's City History, it was more than 50 million years ago. The appearance of the mythical beast also attracted many demons.

Matt City Universe Story Solitaire Episode 11 @Reading Pen Farming

This "divine beast" with a powerful aura and shocking all directions is named @Matty. With thousands of years of cultivation, he can transform into various appearances. Today, he appears in the dress of a scholar, with a book boy by his side.

"Eat my karma!" Fa Zhang shouted.

The Fa-zhang used the most proud skill in his life-tree-shaped karma-in an instant, the flames erupted everywhere, and the twigs of intertwined roots were almost wrapped around Matty's master and servant...

"Let's be arrogant and rude." The book boy reprimanded.

The book boy flicked his sleeve, and with such a light flick, a violent wind pressure whizzed past, where can he see any karmic fire? I saw Fa Zhang seemed to be crushed to the ground by some invisible giant, screaming again and again, like the last scene of the movie "Kung Fu".

Matt City Universe Story Solitaire Episode 12 @Emma

This invisible giant transformed into a unicorn in a mist.

The unicorn pointed its horn at Fazhang, ready to send out the strongest hemorrhoid light to kill Fazhang.

When it was ready to go, the neck of the unicorn beast was suddenly trapped by 12 beams, unable to move, and even lifted into the air by the beams. Dharma Master was able to escape from death.

The light beams come from Fazhang's 12 zodiac monsters. They were sealed by the mythical beast of Matt City for more than 50 million years. They were unsealed at the same time due to the awakening of @Matty , and they came to save the Fazhang in time.

Matt City Universe Story Solitaire Episode 13 Yunzhi Teacher's Guard Team@Volunteer Grandpa

Male god!!! A male god with a handsome appearance that is both male and female, male and female, and the ratio of male to female can be adjusted by himself . Guard". So @张云志 rode on the pink bubble dream unicorn @Matty, took out the singing bowl and knocked it.

It's a male god again!!! The book boy returned to his original form, the big brother @huitingman, leaning on the golden hoop to look around to find the figure of the little junior sister@IrisChen.

Not a male god!!! I saw a wretched old man @VolunteerGrandpa pick up his nine-toothed nail rake........

@xiaqian I'll change it for you!

PS. @BlueRain, there may be something wrong with Matt City. Due to the lack of contact for more than a day, the volunteer grandpa took over first, sorry!

@徐心 @亜西Please warm up~~~~

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