Funniest guy I've ever met

I remember that I was very concerned about my health a while ago, because I was surprised to find that my physical fitness began to decline. Before, I could run at least six and a half minutes for 1600 meters! Now I have regressed to more than seven minutes, and with all the various things in life, reading magazines has become like an old man's close reading, I am tired after walking with a backpack, more and more prone to back pain, and I am listless when doing anything. So I put ten lifestyles that are likely to affect my health on the mobile phone tablecloth to warn myself not to do these things again. Then the funny guy came, he saw me and said, "You Hei! What are you doing? Are you going to commit suicide?"

We had a friend who was talking about a...how to say it? We are not very optimistic about the romance. But my personality has always been to persuade not to persuade, but my friend disagreed very much, he even wrote a song for this, of course I can't put it here, believe me, you won't want to hear it, but Everyone who's heard it says it's fierce. To be honest, he has written quite a few songs, but I have forgotten all those songs, but this one is the only one I can still hum a few lines, which is embarrassing. It seems that music really comes from our hearts.

We all dress up for class on Halloween, I'm used to being a vampire, at least I can whiten my skin a bit and pretend I'm not very dark. And you can't imagine what he has become. It should be said that it is a little difficult to become that way. He has become a roll of "sushi", yes, yes, it feels very strange to go to class like this. Since the sushi was so big, he basically couldn't sit, otherwise the seaweed of the sushi would burst, and we didn't want to be complained, so he just stood up for the whole day's class.

Once we saw a super beautiful girl on the way home, he stopped and asked me if I wanted to strike up a conversation, I said OK, let's go, but he asked me to go with him (although I often strike up a conversation with others but sometimes It really depends on the occasion) I said, "That's the bus stop, please, everyone cares about whether the bus is coming or not. She doesn't want to miss the bus because of you, unless you are his bus. Do you want to be the bus?" But He really wanted it, so I just said to him, "You tell him, 'My friend wants to know you, but he's too shy so I'm going to ask for IG for him and you.'" (I was joking, saying this. He will definitely be shot, which is very insincere) Then the bus came, the girl got on the bus and left, and he didn't talk to me for a week about this.

He's a hilarious guy who tells me who's going to run around the park dressed like One Punch Man and these stories don't have an end and I'm so happy about that, do you have any friends like that?