MIB (Man in Black) Man's Shura Field

Mar 20, 2022

Being tricked into a pirate ship full of men by a meal of eel? I've only heard of Aizuo Lang going to the wrong bed, but never heard of Slash's life going the wrong way?

Author Little Sun's Star and Heart

By chance, I picked up the full armor I had more than ten years ago, MIB (Man in Black movie Star Wars) upper body, only missing a small gun that erased memory (movie Star Wars plot), set foot on the busy traffic Ayutthaya started my journey of interpreting.

He was tricked into a pirate ship full of men by a meal of eel.

For the previous situation, please see the following related article "Clothing suitable for ten billion environments?"

woman in black?

At first, I refused. My days off from clinics are like bed days, old man, do you think it's not enough for me to be annoyed by those women in the workplace?

The old man came to persuade attentively, saying that this is the affirmation of the president of the other party, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, obviously a half-hundred gray-haired old guy, but his eyes are shining like Crayon Shin-chan.

I didn't plan to respond positively, so I dragged it out every day, until one day the old man came and turned over the table with me!

After the morning shift, the old man came to pick me up diligently, and even took me to eat my favorite KFC. I had a great time eating chicken nuggets, and the old man whispered a word in my ear, complaining about work, but I wasn't listening.

Roughly speaking, the previous person in charge of the window was always full of sloppy English, and he looked amazing, but he was just a guy with no hair on his lips and inability to handle affairs. There was no progress in the business at all. Later, this dear friend gave up and retreated in spite of difficulties, and got out of the company by himself.

"That's good!" I'm still eating my chicken nuggets, looking like I'm not doing my business.

The more the old man talked, the more excited he became.

"The problem is that the guy just get out of the way. Before he left, he didn't know what to say to the Chinese side. Now the Chinese side is completely uncooperative in the face of the new Japanese team!!"

The old man didn't know what medicine he took wrong, he held my hand tightly,

"Go and ask the Chinese president for me, what is your dissatisfaction with me (the new team)?"

I take care of you,

"Old man, do you think you're going to ask the other party, what's your dissatisfaction with you (the new team)? Do you think the other party will tell you? The former guy is gone, just do your thing, you don't want it So childish, okay?"

When the old man heard this, he slapped the table and turned his face, but he almost didn't turn the table!

"You don't want to help me translate (translation), I will spend my own money to find a translator to help me translate!!"

…………, very speechless.

And just like that, I joined that team and started my career as a trade interpreter.

Before that, I looked at a bunch of women in my workplace every day, arguing with each other for fear that the world would not be chaotic, and I was envious of men's workplaces. But in my heart, a man's magnanimity without pretentiousness, not talking too much and not bothering about things, seems to be just my imagination.

When they arrived at the company and before the network meeting was connected, several men in black suits who bowed to each other, asked each other, and bowed, were still there talking about the corrupt deeds of the former guy.

As soon as the president walked in, he waved his hand,

"You're thinking too much! Don't worry about those birds!" A look like you people are really boring.

That's right! That's what I'm going to say.

After doing it for a while, I found a very critical problem, that is, the communication between the two parties is really bad!

The Chinese-Japanese automatic translation software, to be honest, doesn't translate very well. As a result, the two parties were talking like ducks and had no idea what they were doing. Add to that the former window was messing around with weird English, and it's no wonder that progress has stalled.

For example, the old man wrote this sentence on the team line,

"○○President おますになります. ○○さんに変わり○○Books を転 Send しました. Please confirm さい."

The old man meant to say, thank you for your care on weekdays, today instead of ○○-san, (originally it should have been sent by ○○-san), I will forward the ○○ information to you, please confirm.

As a result, the Chinese-Japanese automatic translation software translated like this,

"Thank you for taking care of you, President ○○. Please transfer it to ○○ and confirm that the file has been forwarded."

The Chinese side was at a loss, and came to the line to respond, "What is it going to turn?" The tone was quite unpleasant.

I'll go back to the line immediately,

"You don't need to transfer anything, you just need to confirm that the ○○ information has been received!"

That's it, it's not that I don't feel good about you, it's that you have an opinion on me. There is a problem with the translation software.

I stepped into the Shura field of these men in black suits. I really wanted to see the true meaning behind everyone's smiles, but I thought that the workplace is not a happy party scene. I still put on a mask like everyone else, and pile up My eyes are full of crow's feet that can kill mosquitoes, and my ears and three-inch tongue are raised. I hope that God Mazu will bless me and let me pass each level.

In fact, to put it bluntly, isn't everyone's unanimous goal just for money? Focus on money, this is a good reason and motivation to convince yourself!

right! That `s a deal! Shake hands with yourself!

After the online meeting today, I gave myself a bouquet of red roses. I am not at the age where I am passionate about my career, but at least I hope I still have a beautiful mind like a flower.