My Beiqi Clinic—My Days at the Counter (Part 2)

Before working in the hospital, I never knew or imagined that men can strike up a conversation in the hospital.

On this day, a new patient came, and as usual I asked him to fill in the questionnaire. The questionnaire came to the office, and I found that his phone number was blank. So I took the medical questionnaire and asked him, "What's the phone number?" I lowered my head and wanted to fill it in.

I didn't expect the other person to say, "Are you going to call me?" The unexpected answer, I looked up and saw a weird smile on his face.

I thought to myself, I'm going to call you if I'm insane!

However, due to occupational diseases, there is still a smile on the face, pretending not to understand, "May I ask what's your phone number? "He saw me ignoring him and obediently reported the phone number, knowing that it was boring.

Later, he made a medical appointment for a man. Don't say that the patient is because, he is not sick, he really just came to make an appointment for a health consultation.

I asked, "What date do you have an appointment for? It's empty in November, and there's still room in October..." I looked at the appointment book with my head down and kept explaining.

The man suddenly said, "Your accent is so cute, where are you from?"

I looked up at him and answered honestly, "I'm from Taiwan." I've never been taboo about this.

Unexpectedly, when he heard the word Taiwan, his eyes suddenly lit up. Looking back on it later, I really regretted telling him about it. He already talks a lot, and when he hears the word "Taiwan", his words are even more open, "Alas, Taiwan, a good place! I have been there years ago, and it is so good...!" He gushed out, It's just that I didn't applaud in front of me.

I'm not listening to what he has to say, I'm just trying to figure out when to interrupt him, just tell me the appointment date!

At this moment, the older sister who was in charge suddenly rushed over, "Xiaosugi! It's not good! The computer won't work!"

Whenever the computer screen turns white, the 70-year-old sister's face is paler than the computer screen.

She has been in the hospital for 35 years, and they used to be handwritten times. To be honest, I admire her handwriting era more.

Although I often want to find time to tell her, don't be afraid that the computer will not explode if you press it. But the older sisters don't even dare to touch it.

Facing the person in front of me who was still singing Taiwan Chant, I said to my old sister, "What did you press?"

The old sister was terrified and said, "No!" It looked like I didn't kill anyone.

No, I don't mean to blame you, I really just want to know where you pressed. Forget it, I'm too lazy to explain that much.

I said, "Maybe you gave it too many commands and it crashed, wait for it, and if it still doesn't move, warm it up."

The old sister snorted and entered without understanding.

The one in front of him continued, "You, do you know Taroko? I went to see the aboriginal dance, it was amazing! Can you dance?..." look.

If I can dance, it will be a ghost! I wonder.

At this time, the old sister came running again. I said, "(After the warm boot) Can't you?)

The old sister said apologetically, "No, Xiaoshan, what is Wen, what is Wen turning on?, I asked everyone, and everyone doesn't know..."

I was stunned for a moment, yes, you really don't know the age of the warm boot. my fault.

I quickly explained, "This person is here for you to make an appointment, he has no medical illness, he has not taken medicine, he can be diagnosed, and he does not need sleep induction. I haven't said what number he wants!"

The old sister has a confident expression, I'll leave it to me, it's much simpler than a computer.

I rushed into the office and heard the voice of my older sister behind me, "May I ask what date do you have?" "October 18, are you free?" The man answered without hesitation. I heard a near puff of blood. X. Why didn't you say anything just now!

As soon as I entered the office, I bumped into Nurse A and muttered, "You guys don't even know how to use computers!? Why don't you call the repair center as soon as possible!" Another old sister said timidly, "Just now The dean said it was Sugiyama..."

I just bumped into this scene. For some reason, I suddenly burst into flames, this A is enough!

Although these old sisters are not my people, I will settle accounts. But I still want to settle accounts with A!

I turned my head sideways and gave Nurse A a, "What are you doing?! I'm here!"

Nurse A walked into the consultation room angrily and gave me a (you better hurry up) look.

In addition to not moving the computer, the screen is still blank. I tried to warm it up. But there was no response at all. I'm a little anxious, the whole hospital is waiting for this computer.

It suddenly reminded me of what the maintenance staff said before, so I'll give it a try. No thunder or lightning, unless there is a problem with the server administrator, it should just be a crash.

As soon as the move was fulfilled, the computer started to move with a snap, and countless images flashed in front of me.

Does it work? I started breaking out in a cold sweat, after I just gave A's hygienic eye, I had to succeed!

"Sugiyama~! Are you ready?" the dean had already shouted impatiently through the wall.

I also raised my voice through the wall, "It's almost ready! Just wait for me!"

When I saw the screen of the registration and medical treatment appearing on the computer back to normal, fireworks exploded in my heart. The old sisters around are also cheering!

Phew ~ ~ Almost hung up! I'm not talking about the computer, I'm talking about me!

In fact, sometimes I am really grateful for the computer education in Taiwan. Although I have never taken a special computer class, I have been learning DOS booting in school since I was 15 years old, the era of large hard disks and small hard disks, large hard disks and small hard disks. Now the era of USB two-headed dragon.

But to be honest, the computer problems in our hospital are all things that everyone can solve by pulling a passerby on the side of the road in Taiwan. But here, Chang Qin, who is younger than me, can't. I really think their computer education needs to be strengthened.

Another counter story  …

It is said that one day, a gray-haired old woman came. After she finished the bill, she sat in the waiting room all the time.

At first I thought she was waiting for her family, or had a TV she wanted to watch, no doubt about it. But before she knew it, she had been sitting all morning.

The TV in the waiting room has gone from the hottest series in the morning to a congressional forum.

I stepped forward and asked, "Mother-in-law, are you waiting for someone?"

The old woman raised her head, "I...forgot how to go back..."

Clam? ! This answer was too unexpected and made me slap so loudly. I was surprised that it seemed too rude. Quickly put away the three lines on my face.

"How did you get here?" I asked. She said she came on foot.

"Then how to go back, don't you remember?" She turned her head sideways and looked confused. "I just walked out and felt that every road looked the same..."

This was the first time this person came, and I hurried to find the medical questionnaire she had just written. There was an address written in slanted lettering on it. I recited aloud, "Is this your home address?" She tilted her head, "It seems like it is, and it doesn't seem like it..."

………….

It was fine when I came in the morning. Is it a sudden onset of Alzheimer's?

I called a taxi for her and asked the taxi to take her home at the address she wrote. I watched the taxi go away, praying in my heart that the address was real, don't bring her back again, please.

In the afternoon, the taxi driver did not call, but her family did. "Xiao Sugi, was it you who helped mother-in-law call a taxi in the morning?" the older sister asked.

I said yes. "Her daughter said she wanted to find you."

Find me? What are you looking for me for? Shouldn't it be to thank me for helping her mother call a car? Such a trivial matter is worthless.

After I took the call with this feeling in mind, I didn't expect the caller to cut him for a long time. "That's right, my mother said that she took 10,000 yuan to go out in the morning, paid 1,450 yuan at your hospital, and just took a taxi for 2,050 yuan. It is reasonable to say that she should have more than 6,000 yuan in her wallet! But now only More than a thousand, did the money fall into your hospital?"

I looked around and asked in a low voice, "Did anyone pick up 5,000 yuan?" Everyone shook hands with me.

"That's why you got the wrong money!" The mother-in-law's daughter firmly insisted.

What does she mean now, am I dirtying her mother's money? !

What's the matter with this person? She didn't care why her mother came to the hospital, why she took a taxi home, and it was all money. Allowing her Alzheimer's mother to walk around outside.

I'm embarrassed to say it. Can you trust your Alzheimer's mother? Is that five thousand dollars your mother?

Based on occupational disease, I can't say that. I explained patiently, "There are so many people who check out every day, we won't remember which patient took 5,000 and which patient took 10,000. If it was the hospital's mistake, there would definitely be an extra 5,000 yuan in the final settlement at night. It will be returned immediately, please rest assured."

Mother-in-law's daughter refused to give up, "Then can you count now?"

Seeing her attitude is so tough, I got tough too! "No! I can't settle the bill during the consultation right now!"

Of course, in the evening settlement, there was no more than the 5,000 yuan that the daughter said.

I think the daughter will definitely call to the taxi and make a noise.

An old man like this who doesn't even know how he came here will appear in a few weeks. When I saw the address, it was obvious that I lived next door, but the old man insisted that he had walked for 2 hours. Did he go to the moon?

Forgetting the way home is fine, but the hardest thing to do is forgetting the way to the hospital.

Obviously not sick, obviously there is a lot of medicine, and report to three meals a day. The fourth time he came and went, he told us at the counter that he was coming to get medicine for his cat.

cat?

? ? ? ? ? .

But the old man was hard of hearing again, and the old sister shouted hoarsely from the window, "We don't have medicine for cats here, only medicine for people!"

It was a funny-looking scene, but I couldn't laugh at it at all. Because I know that he will come again after a while, and next time maybe he will come to get the dog's medicine.

th. right! Body and mind are dead. I agree with this statement.

In addition to old people getting lost, shoes can also get lost.

In the waiting room, it was still necessary to change the hospital slippers. At the end of the clinic, when I was about to close the door, a man stood in front of the shoe cabinet with a confused face.

"There's only one pair of shoes left, but those aren't mine..."

Someone is wearing the wrong shoes again!

Called all suspicious people, but all insisted that it was their shoes lying in their closet.

I had no choice but to ask the patient who had no shoes to wear hospital slippers. The slippers of the hospital were also gilded with the name of the hospital written in large letters. He was reluctant. I looked at his back, dumbfounded.

The initiator of the wrong shoe did not call, but his wife did. "No matter how I look at it, it seems that these shoes are not from our family...?!"

When the lady came back with the shoes apologetically, I stared at the shoes.

These two shoes, the long ones, are exactly the same!

Except for the similar size and color, there is no similarity in shape and style.

I really want to ask his wife, does your husband have serious eye disease?

What kind of nerves can go home in someone else's shoes without knowing it.

In addition to the patient, the dean's mother, the old doctor's wife, has also done this kind of thing.

Is the moon in foreign countries more round and other people's shoes better to wear?

After the old doctor's wife went to the dentist, the phone from the dental hospital kept ringing. "Your old doctor's wife took our patient's shoes off. Could you please bring her back quickly?"

Everyone kept calling the old doctor's wife madly. But still can't get in touch.

After half an hour, the old doctor's wife walked back slowly and leisurely. "Oh, where have you been? Everyone is looking for you, why aren't you answering the phone?" I said.

Unexpectedly, the old doctor said, "I bought something in the supermarket. Today, my phone kept ringing. I felt so noisy, so I turned it off."

I saw that she was wearing someone else's shoes without knowing it.

Dear doctor lady, people will come to you only if they have something, and who will call you if there is nothing!

I thought it was too noisy and turned it off. This person is really a heavenly soldier.

In this way, lost old people and lost shoes, missing money, will continue in the future.

(Finish)