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What can I buy with LikeCoin? - Delicious dried pineapples that you can consume with peace of mind. (Ren Ai Farm)

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I am not, I am lazy. Test yourself, challenge yourself, there is no limit, it is still SAFE after eating. I ate dried pineapples that could leave work on time.
Purchased product: Pineapple Game's Hand-Roasted Dried Pineapples (No Additional Sugar) Renai Farm Natural Farming Method <br class="smart">Purchase Price: 550LikeCoin per box. Shipping is included and can be shipped directly to your home.
Seller: @cat's eye to see the world " What can $LIKE be used for?
Will I want to buy it in the future: Yes, I knew I would buy two boxes.



On Liker Social, I watched @cat's eye to see the world and said that they were selling pineapples, which can be purchased with LikeCoin.
At that time, I was as quiet as a quail, kept silent,
God knows, I actually suffer from pineapple phobia . (not at all)
After the tongue and mouth were viciously cut by pineapple enzyme, it was a lifetime of trauma and fear .
No matter what kind of pineapple you are, I will pass first.

Geng map generator https://memes.tw/wtf/328142#!

But one day, I saw @cat's eye to see the world " What can $LIKE be used for? " mentioned that in addition to buying pineapples and pears,
You can also buy dried pineapples .
OK, am I here?
But I admit that although the cat's eye sees the world article saying that dried pineapple will not cut the tongue, but I am-
Once bitten by a pineapple, I was afraid of a pineapple for ten years.

Still want to say, buy a box to try first.

out of the box

↓ An oversized cardboard box has come, and the sloth is ready to open the box. This pineapple game doesn't need 123...the wooden man...right?

The big cardboard box is here, it looks like a big box.

As soon as I opened it, I started to feel that I was wrong.

With such a big carton, I only ordered a box of dried pineapples,
Let that box of dried pineapples, so lonely and cold , lie in a huge cardboard box,
Am I still human? (Oh yeah, I'm a sloth)

The sloth hurried in and slapped the swollen face and made a fat man

↑Another gap, just enough to plug a sloth,
This gap seems to be laughing at me and saying: "Idiot, you won't buy another box for this seat, you will regret it."

↑It's time to open our "Pineapple Game".
Each piece of dried fruit inside is individually packaged and quite complete.

I have to say that I completely feel the "naturalness" and "heart" that the farmers want to give people.

Except for the dried fruit that is "completely shaped like a whole flower",
The store seems to put the side, center(?), and small pieces into the carton together, and the taste is not inferior at all.

Began to eat

↑The beautiful dried pineapple is like a complete flower.

Next, it's time to eat right now, right ?

Then, suddenly, I hesitated; then, I shrank.

I finally remembered the fear of being dominated by pineapples and mangoes,
Right, I don't want to be very busy and busy, so I really don't want to worry about it first, I just need to fix it.

So, I brought a piece or two of dried pineapple fruit in my bag, but I didn't dare to eat it for a few days at the company.

Just like that, day by day, day by day,
Ten minutes before leaving work , an idea hit me, why don't I try the magic conch?
A no, yes: why don't I challenge the limit and break through myself?

So ten minutes before I got off work , I tore open the package, nibbled on it, and ate it happily.

The result is - this pineapple dried fruit does not cut your mouth at all, it tastes amazing, sweet and sour, naturally sweet, and it makes people bite after bite.

More importantly - that day I,
On time ● off work! ! !

I'm dancing all over in high spirits, okay?

Oh my gosh, is this the dried pineapple that I can get off work on time?

postscript

Anyaway, after my personal experiments, challenged myself to have no limits, and tasted pineapples ,
I decided to summon the courage Liang Jingru gave me to bring dried pineapples to the company to eat happily.

That day, I was looking for dried pineapples in the carton,
As a result, there was only one carton left looking at me.

"Lazy Dad!!! Did you eat my dried pineapple?!!!"

"Oh, yes, let's break it up for you again. Oh, that dried pineapple of yours is delicious, not bad."


There was once a delicious order placed in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it,
This is the most painful thing in the world.
If God can give me a chance to do it again, I will say three words to the large order: one more box.
If I had to put an upper limit on this order, I hope it would be... 10,000 boxes.

(Wait, don't be so prosperous yet, I'll be afraid.)

(According to @ Maoyankanjie , when Liker Social responded to the toot text , he said: "It was a promotional auction at the time, and everyone who bought it was earned. At that time, the price was 300, which was about 10 US dollars. At that time, likecoin seemed to be 560 or more. How much, the final number is 550$like, and now it is 750$like for 10 dollars.”)

Today when LikeCoin is falling,
The sloth took LikeCoin to buy dried pineapples early (you are buying futures ),
Am I the one who is rare in a hundred years, a smart tipper?

Wow hahahahahahahahahaha!!!


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