樹懶的生活
樹懶的生活

🦥每個平凡小事,寫成永恆故事。

Life anecdotes|Courtesy

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Ma Ma said that to be a polite person, you should always say please, thank you, and sorry. So... "Sorry, I don't have money to eat, please treat me to dinner, thank you!"

Have friend A, let us demonstrate to each other,
Documenting us, the Polite New Life Movement.

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A is a Dobby,
Anyway, often our national holiday, Dobby is not allowed.

The day before the 228 holiday, on a whim, I sent a message and asked A:
"Hey, what are your plans for the 228 holiday?"

Soon, the messages I sent out were displayed as read,
The moment I sent the message, I remembered vividly, ah, setback, A has no 228 holiday ,
In order to save his unintentional loss,
I hurriedly continued to make up in the chat room window before A had time to send back the message:
"Oh, you don't have 228 vacation."

A became arrogant: "Can you be a little 'polite' ?"

I thought about it, it's really my fault, no matter how familiar friends are, they can't be without measure.
I slapped, slapped the pen and wrote, no, it was the keyboard and slammed:

"Sorry, I haven't seen any trace of your 228 vacation."

Sloths are made using the Geng map generator

Well, hurtful things, say it in a polite way,
Still hurt.

(Similarly, when we broke up, "My mom doesn't like you" and "I don't really like you" are actually very hurt, and they're fine.)

2022.0.24


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On Saturday, the weather was fine. Although A did not have consecutive holidays, we still met at the mansion and watched a movie.
It was still early before the movie started, and we were hanging around in the mansion, wanting to buy a drink and wait.

I went to a new and unseen beverage shop "Yuyue" ,
A said that it seemed that she liked a Youtuber, so we bought two glasses on the way.

I bought a cup of strawberry yogurt ( Pink Bubble Strawberry Yoyo $80 who has such a common name???),
A chose a "Peng Sugar Cream Green ($75)" with a thick, milky lid that we all love.

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After I got the drink, I watched A keep fiddling with the small hole above her milk cap. She raised her head and took a sip. It seemed that the hole was too small to open. She continued to fiddle, and she looked up again. head,
I don't know if she succeeded in drinking "pure milk cap"
;
On my side, I gave a refreshing "boo", inserted the straw into my drink, and took a deep breath.
Well, sweet and sour strawberry yogurt, with acidity, not greasy, delicious.

After I took a sip, I handed the drink to A's eyes and gestured with my eyes: "Hey, let's exchange a sip."
For friends who have known each other for more than half a lifetime, this is a tacit understanding of each other.
A also handed her milk cap drink to me, and the drink exchange was completed.

After all, the joy of sharing is better than having it alone.

A smiling Mimi, happily sipping my cup of delicious strawberry yogurt,
"Hey, so you successfully opened the small opening, can I drink the milk cap?" I looked down at the drink that A had been fiddling with and asked her.

"Of course not yet, I can't drink it. But I want to drink yours, so I'll change it with you!!!"

Well, the joy of sharing is yours after all. That's right.

2022.02.26

Say no to kneading! ! !

The longer you know your best friend,
You and the other party will be familiar with all of each other's bad habits, all the old habits, all the pain points,
Then... happily without conscience and integrity, making fun of the other party, and occasionally being turned against by the other party,
For example: I was skiing in Karuizawa that year , and I laughed wildly at A's poor sense of direction. As a result, I was stupid and lost a great opportunity to throw my arms around the coach.

"Hey, my third dose of Modena hurts, and my head hurts, do you?" A message came. She finished the third dose of Modena later than me. Like the sloth, A was also killed by Modena. Nao beat him again.
I messaged back immediately, expressing my deep approval.

A continued to vomit bitter water: "Also, after rubbing it, I always feel a needle stick!!!"

I squinted my eyes, strange, the nurse who gave A injection did not specifically explain to her, don't rub the injection?

Rub the fart? The more you rub, the more painful it will be?

"Didn't the nurse tell you not to rub after the injection?" I began to doubt A's memory. Anyway, her memory is similar to mine, and it's normal to forget what others say.

"I didn't rub it, it's the needle, it's finished !!! " A tried to justify himself.

A, in the end, what the hell are you trying to say? I will tell you not to rub after the injection! Also rub! ! !

I feel like every synapse in my head is firing like crazy, crackling, crackling, crackling ,
Then "pop" I had an epiphany, and quickly entered a message on the phone:

"You mean, let's finish the needles !"

"That's right, right!" I felt in a trance, I could see A in front of the screen, smiling and sending messages.
A continued: "It turned out to be a poke !!! I was thinking, why can't I hit that 'poke', it turned out to be ㄔ!"

......

Hey, do you also have friends who are indistinguishable?

2022.02.23


In the turbulent days, cherish every small and ordinary day.

Who can pay off their card debt, who can control the nuclear bomb, who can have an epiphany, and reincarnation will come, adults fighting in the air-conditioned room, children fleeing under the sun, drought in the oil fields, disaster on Wall Street, and finally people firing missiles to defend their dinners How afraid in the future Humans are accustomed to holding the dictionary page by page and can't find the word is it love, is it love, it is not love, it is not love, it is not love, earth people good night ball people

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