白鼬筆寬麵
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Matters Community Activities-[Confucianism·Confucianism] Lying flat is king, I will be rotten!!!!

After the revision of Matters a while ago, I found a recommendation article with the term "internal volume" in my tracker, which I find very annoying. That's right, I was wondering how to play this event. I started to read the Analects one by one. I haven’t read Confucianism for hundreds of years. In the past, the teacher in elementary school forced me to say one sentence of the Analects every day, and the ferret didn’t like the child who recites hard. When I saw the inner scroll, I thought of lying down. I just want to lie flat.


Title: <Laying Flat Doctrine> Lying flat is king, I am rotten!!!!
Genre: Argument Contest Scene: Ferret's Head World

The golden sentence of the Analects:
"The Analects of Confucius, Gongye Chang" slaughtered at night. The Master said, "You can't carve rotten wood, and a wall of dung can't be plastered, so why should you be punished?
The ferret, who was watching the activity, saw the activity of "Confucianism and Confucianism", and when he saw the Analects of Confucius, he wanted to lie down, but let's try it out.


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When the ferret was looking for a good classic of the Analects, he saw a familiar sentence, " Dead wood can't be carved, and the wall of dung can't be plastered. That's right~ The ferret is very envious of Zai Yu (Zai I), and he knows it at such a young age. The importance of lying flat.
I used to think how can I sleep in the morning, study hard, cherish time, and become a pillar of the future. (make a fist)
But now the head of the ferret has changed. In fact, the world will not collapse even if it lays flat, and life can still be lived.
No no no~~ What about your spirit of hard work?

If Confucius could come to my head, he would definitely start to come up with the Four Books and Five Classics, and he would start looking at me and saying, we should teach students according to their aptitude, and there is no class, so I should start debating with him.
should be in the following state

Confucius: Sleeping in the daytime, the ferret is really "a rotten wood cannot be carved, and a wall of dung cannot be plowed.
Weasel: Dear Confucius, I'm rotten!!!!!! Anyway, all the works of the virtuous are overworked to death, so I might as well be idle XD
Confucius: Where did you learn from Confucianism from childhood to adulthood? Bai Ferret: I gave it back to you, didn't you find it~XD
Confucius: What is the punishment for Yu Yu?
Ferret: Needless to say, clap your hands for me Confucius: Clap your hands!! I can't eat ferret: Confucius, don't you know what lay flatism is , now that Confucianism is outdated Pull Confucius: Then You talk about being gentle, kind, respectful, frugal, and rude . How are these virtues not good?
Ferret: In this era of gold and gold , being gentle, kind, respectful, thrifty, and humble will only make you bullied. You look at that big tree, so polite, so hard to grow up, and still bear sweet fruit, being People take advantage of it,
It is also said that you have not produced enough fruit, that you are not sweet enough, that you are not working hard enough, and that you are not good enough to be consumed.
Confucius: Then you have to be patient. These virtues can make you a better person.
Ferret: I don't have the lofty ambitions of yours. To travel around the world and change the world, I want to be happy. Confucius: "You can't carve a rotten wood, and you can't mop a wall of dung.
Ferret: The ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny. In this era of pursuing money, everyone wants to live a good life, make a lot of money, and make a fortune. Short-sighted and short-sighted, social money is the king, and you can slap it. In order to resist this abominable social ethos, I choose to lie down and enjoy my life. Do I have to be like you for many years and fail to succeed in other countries, and finally feel unhappy and die of depression?
Confucius: If everyone were like you, wouldn't this society be over?
Ferret: No, because there will still be idealists like you, self-righteous devils, to maintain the peace of the world, but I don't have such great ambitions now. In the past, I also wanted to change the world. , ( but the world told me that I am very big, please bear with me) , I found that I cannot change the world, then I have to choose to change myself, at least make myself feel worthy of others.
Confucius: Dead wood.....
Ferret: Dead wood can't be carved, but it can be burned, and there is still a piece of the sky; a wall of dung can make the dung a good home, and we must strive to become the pillars of the upper reaches. Is that the only truth?
Confucius: The ways are different, and they do not work together.
Ferret: I don't agree with you but I defend your right to speak, but please don't impose your thoughts on me, I'll be rotten. Good night~ Mr. Confucius.


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Conclusion: What did I hit, who knows? All I know is that I seem to have written a piece of dry talk, that's right~ I'm just an upright nonsense, and the circuit in my head is very strange today. I am too hard to pull.

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