the joke is back

one

The logic of the dialogue is interesting, and it is often necessary to meet the scene at the right time to make the parties understand and have to laugh. There is such a logic in the joke set.

When a man was hungry but had no money, he ran to lie to others, saying: I can fix a needle nose.

The family believed it to be true, and immediately gave him food as required. When he was finished eating, they took out many broken needles at home and asked him to repair them.

He said: Easy to repair, easy to repair, bring the needle nose over there.

one left.

Another person went to stay, and this person only had a woman at home. Naturally, he did not agree, saying: There is no one in my house.

This person wants to ask: You?

The woman explained: I don't have a man at home?

The man said: me?

In fact, this logic is the pre-Qin theory that a white horse is not a horse. Some people say that if it continues to evolve, will it become logic. Judging from these jokes of later generations, white horses are not horses, and it is more likely to form sophistry, or be used by conscientious people to do sneaky things. In fact, in many jokes, lawyers will become the object of ridicule, which is often the case. Therefore, there is nothing noble in the law itself, and lawyers are naturally not the embodiment of fairness and justice. We just chose the less bad one among the bad systems. Whether a lawyer is respected or not depends not on his clothes, but on himself. So we can respect lawyers who uphold fairness and justice, rather than those who practice lawyers as a profession.

Second

A client wanted to die on the same day as a prostitute he knew well, so he found two bottles of poison. The prostitute asked the client to drink it first, and when he finished drinking, he urged the prostitute to drink it together. The prostitute said: I don't have a drink, so I might as well fight with you to drink it.

The joke explained that this is because prostitutes are usually good at punching and will not die together. Here's another joke.

The two stood on the side of the wall, and since they couldn't see each other, they were naturally suspicious. The prostitutes used stones instead and pretended to hang themselves. The client also refused, and also found a stone and pretended to hang himself. After that, the client wanted to get to the bottom of it, and the prostitute smiled and said: You and I have been in the same heart for a long time.

These two stories, it is difficult not to remind people of another story, which happened in the "Book of Songs" era. A man named Weisheng was on a date with another girl by the bridge, but while waiting, a flood came and flooded the bridge. Instead of leaving, Weisheng was drowned while holding the bridge pillar. Later generations often used this story as an allusion to keeping promises. In fact, after careful research, I believe that most of the contemporary people will not believe that kind of high-level affiliated associations. This is also what Mencius once said. But, in our hearts, do we believe it or not? What we are willing to believe is for its truth, or for the truth in our hearts.

There is a saying that is very intriguing: when you stare into the abyss, the abyss is also staring at you.

So logical, when we always look at the starry sky, does the starry sky also look at us; when we believe in miracles, will miracles also believe in us?

Second

The two sat opposite each other, and one couldn't help but fart, but they both covered their mouths and noses with their sleeves. Naturally, this can't be concealed. The fart person saw a dog lying beside him, and immediately pointed and said: Fart dog.

The usual joke ends with the innocence of the dog. Probably the person who made up this joke felt it was unfair, so he let the dog also talk to Disney: he refused to admit it. In fact, farts are the gas of whole grains. No matter whether the scientific statistics are accurate or not, there are always very few people who can only fart in their own bed. This is just like the Buddhist concept of filth and the concept of white bones. When you look at the stars on the screen, all of them are beautiful and beautiful, just think about it, they and they will also shit and fart, and you will not be so intoxicated. Did someone say there is no metamorphosis? I believe that the people who really get attached to these things must have some patients who need treatment physically and mentally, and more people are just keyboard warriors who talk about it. Beautiful women have stinky feet, and after eating garlic, they still don't want to kiss.

and also. The joke itself is often indecent, and it is easy to make people laugh, which is similar to the example of joke psychology. When a person falls into a puddle, the embarrassed look immediately makes us laugh, rather than immediately wondering if the person will break. This is also the same as Chaplin and Button must be in that era of black and white movies, constantly pondering how to fall and collide in order to make the audience happy. Most of the existence of jokes must be formed into two levels, high-level people are away from people, and they laugh happily when they are outside of low-level people.

This is reminiscent of Darwin's theory, why did humans evolve such psychological mechanisms?

third

This is not a joke, but it is written here.

There is a story in "Zibuyu". It is said that a country woman did not understand etiquette after marriage, often showed her affection in front of outsiders, and once followed her husband to Guapang, where they stayed for one night together. Many people say that this woman is dissolute, but if someone tries to tease her, she will always be reprimanded. Later, when she was stopped by a robber, she resisted and cursed, and was stabbed seven or eight times to death.

Whether or not this story is true is hard to say. Because of the stories in "Zibuyu", Yuan Mei swears it all, and each has its own source. But some of these stories don't stand up to scrutiny. And this story, when I first read it, didn't want it to be true, because the ending of the story was too sad. Hasn't such a person really existed in all ages? Just like Ruan Lingyu, who was made into a movie, doesn't it make people sigh with gossip, but firmly remember that people's words are terrifying?

I remember there were people who didn't have a brother, but were slandered as a thief. There are also well-meaning people who are insulted as rapists until they are in their seventies.

Life is like this, it really makes people feel sorry for the heart.

However, I would still like to report the follow-up to this story. This makes me want to believe it's real again.

The author wrote an amazing story. This woman entrusted the dream to her husband, saying that she was originally judged by the gods and Buddha to be reincarnated into a later life and become a high official. She was reluctant to bear her husband, so she begged hard and finally got permission. Yuan Mei said that the woman was resurrected again and lived to be in her sixties. In those days, it was considered a long life.

I like it very much, and probably have the same psychology as the author, so I am willing to believe this.