take it easy (2)

Lao Na: Can you tell me some serious Mid-Autumn Festival allusions?

Zhu Liuxin: The allusions I mentioned are very serious.

Lao Na: Yes, the allusion itself is very serious, but when you put it together, it's a nonsense!

Zhu Liuxin: How can you say that? I'm a serious fool! Look how hard I hang my book bag.

Lao Na: Can you use this heart on a serious road...

Zhu Liuxin: Can it still be a cross talk on a serious road?

Lao Na: ... that's what you said too.

Zhu Liuxin: Not really.

Lao Na: Why don't you, pick a serious cross talk to talk about.

Zhu Liuxin: No, serious cross talk is very offensive.

Lao Na: Cross talk is meant to offend people, it doesn't matter, you say.

Zhu Liuxin: Didn't someone from the mother world go away recently?

Lao Na: Yes. I heard that his son is going to succeed him.

Zhu Liuxin: The courage of this child is commendable.

Lao Na: Do you still need courage to succeed?

Zhu Liuxin: You think, that country is old and conservative.

Lao Na: And he's quite a gentleman.

Zhu Liuxin: So you need courage.

Lao Na: Where does this require courage?

Zhu Liuxin: Old need. You think, he is a prince. To succeed the queen means... coming out of the closet?

Lao Na: He is the successor to the throne, not the queen!

Zhu Liuxin: That's too pitiful.

Lao Na: What's so pitiful?

Zhu Liuxin: It means that there will be only the king in the future, not the following.

Lao Na: No, your stalk is too serious!

Zhu Liuxin: No, my stalks are all political and economical.

Lao Na: Do you know how much your political economy casts a shadow over our performance?

Zhu Liuxin: I wouldn't ask for this shadow area.

Lao Na: Then what kind of shadow area are you asking for?

Zhu Liuxin: I know the shadow area of the moon.

Lao Na: Can you ask for the shadow of the moon?

Zhu Liuxin: Yes.

Lao Na: Then let me see if you count it.

Zhu Liuxin: Don't count, I'll give you the answer directly.

Lao Na: Okay, let’s talk about it, how big is the shadow area?

Zhu Liuxin: As big as one person.

Lao Na: Who has such a large shadow area and went to the moon?

Zhu Liuxin: Wu Gang.

(a silence)

Lao Na: Where did Wu Gang get the shadow area?

Zhu Liuxin: Wu Gang has been able to cut down trees for so many years, so how can there be no psychological shadow area.

Lao Na: What evidence do you have?

Zhu Liuxin: Isn't the evidence on this table?

Lao Na: What watch?

Zhu Liuxin: Apprenticeship.

Lao Na: Is the apprenticeship watch used here?

Zhu Liuxin: Certainly.

Lao Na: Who are you making a foolish apprenticeship watch that can be used here?

Zhu Liuxin: Zhuge Five Monkeys.

Lao Na: The apprenticeship table written by Zhuge Wuhou's failure in the Northern Expedition can be used here!

Zhu Liuxin: The Zhuge Five Monkeys of one, two, three, four and five. It was written when Wu Gang failed to expedite the tree beetle in the north.

Lao Na: Wait, how could Wu Gang's defeat be written by the monkey for him?

Zhu Liuxin: You don't understand that.

Lao Na: I am very puzzled.

Zhu Liuxin: Wu Gang, he is a rough man.

Lao Na: A martial artist.

Zhu Liuxin: Can he understand how to make a statement?

Lao Na: That must be unprofessional.

Zhu Liuxin: So he had to find the monkey on the laurel tree to guide him.

Lao Na: Wait a minute, where did the monkeys come from on this tree?

Zhu Liuxin: It's from the Lian Cave in the Huaguo Mountains and Waters.

Lao Na: That's Sun Monkey!

Zhu Liuxin: No, that's the monkey grandson who came along with the grandson monkey. The fifth one is called the five monkeys.

Lao Na: What about Zhuge?

Zhu Liuxin: How do you think Helian, Xiahou, Wanyan, and Yelu came from the surnames, they were all chosen by the sinicization of the alien races, and the monkey humanization can't be chosen by oneself? Monkey life matters.

Lao Na: OK, OK, OK. Zhuge is Zhuge. How did he help Wu Gang write?

Zhu Liuxin: The first emperor's business was halfway and the middle way collapsed.

Lao Na: Wait, where did the late emperor come from on the moon!

Zhu Liuxin: Just Chang'e.

Lao Na: Isn't Chang'e still alive and well, why did she become a late emperor?

Zhu Liuxin: Where did you hear it, Sandy, Chang'e's foreign name.

Lao Na: Why did Chang Eyang's name become Xiandi?

Zhu Liuxin: Isn't Chang'e a fairy, and the Empress of the Moon Palace, together, isn't it a fairy?

Lao Na: No, why did Chang'e have a foreign name?

Zhu Liuxin: Women just want to look good.

Lao Na: Does this have something to do with foreign names?

Zhu Liuxin: Don't you all say that the moon in foreign countries is more round? He took a foreign name and went to a foreign moon.

Lao Na: ...Forget it, I can't talk to you, go ahead and talk.

Zhu Liuxin: Today's three points, Yizhou is exhausted, this is the autumn of sincerity and death.

Lao Na: Slow down, when is the moon three-pointed?

Zhu Liuxin: There are three types: the upper and lower strings and the full moon.

Lao Na: Yizhou is exhausted?

Zhu Liuxin: Isn't it exhausting enough after a busy week?

Lao Na: Is this the autumn when sincerity is in danger?

Zhu Liuxin: It's been a busy week at 996, and it's the autumn of critical health.

Lao Na: ...Forget it, go on.

Zhu Liuxin: However, the minister of the bodyguard is unremitting in the interior;

Lao Na: This is it?

Zhu Liuxin: Moon Rabbit.

Lao Na: That's right the guard...

Zhu Liuxin: A man of loyalty and lofty ideals, those who died outside, cover the special case of chasing Xiandi, and want to report it to Your Majesty.

Lao Na: This is it again?

Zhu Liuxin: Wu Gang, what about yourself?

Lao Na: I finally talked about myself.

Zhu Liuxin: I think that the affairs in the palace are not big or small, so I will consult with them, and then implement them.

Lao Na: Isn't this too much to ask him about? Do you have to ask him about everything?

Zhu Liuxin: There are only two people left in the Moon Palace. If you don't ask him, why don't you ask the rabbit?

Lao Na: ...That's right.

Zhu Liuxin: I foolishly think that everything in the camp should be consulted, and the formation will be harmonious, and the good and the bad will get what they want.

Lao Na: Do you want to manage both inside and outside of co-authoring?

Zhu Liuxin: He doesn't care, should Xiandi do it herself?

Lao Na: Why not?

Zhu Liuxin: Absolutely not.

Lao Na: Why can't this work?

Zhu Liuxin: Haven't you watched the news? You didn't help your girlfriend peel the shrimp during the last barbecue, and they were turned over. You had to pay 14 to end it.

Lao Na: That's absolutely impossible! Peel, bring them all, I will peel!

Zhu Liuxin: When Xian Di was here, every time I discussed this matter with my ministers, I sighed and hated Yu Luling.

Lao Na: What's the matter with the second emperor Huanling?

Zhu Liuxin: Where have you been listening? They often sigh at Lu Lingye when they talk about the lack of manpower.

Lao Na: This is it?

Zhu Liuxin: Lu, money.

Lao Na: If you have no money, you say you have no money! What are you talking about?

Zhu Liuxin: Retouch it.

Lao Na: It's not so decorated!

Zhu Liuxin: The minister, the commoner, worked in Nanyang,

Lao Na: Wait, when did Wu Gang become a commoner?

Zhu Liuxin: Where have you been listening? The minister did not serve the soup in Nanyang. He did not want to donate food to Nanyang. Otherwise it would not be so poor.

Lao Na: ...Forget it, go on.

Zhu Liuxin: Gou Quan lived in troubled times and did not seek to hear from the princes.

Lao Na: With such a strong name, how can you be so cowardly?

Zhu Liuxin: Can you be caught up to the moon and still resist? Besides, his name is not rigid at all, very cowardly.

Lao Na: It's all called Gang, what a coward.

Zhu Liuxin: Wu Gang. And his foreign name is even more cowardly.

Lao Na: Does he still have a foreign name?

Zhu Liuxin: It's all served in Nanyang. Is it strange to have a foreign name?

Lao Na: What is his foreign name?

Zhu Liuxin: Son Wu.

Lao Na: They all knelt down and became sons... How could they choose such a name?

Zhu Liuxin: He's a rough guy. If you want to choose a foreign name, you don't know how to choose it, so you can refer to someone with a similar name to him.

Lao Na: What is his reference?

Zhu Liuxin: Wu Jigang.

Lao Na: The foreign name is Jason Wu.

Zhu Liuxin: Exactly. So without the season (J), isn't it A SON? The article is too redundant, just leave a son.

Lao Na: Is this name so divided?

Zhu Liuxin: He is a rough man. Besides, Sandy doesn't care anymore, what do you care?

Lao Na: Did Sandy say he doesn't care?

Zhu Liuxin: Xian Di is not despicable for ministers.

Old man: ... can this be explained like this...

Zhu Liuxin: The three servants are in the oven.

Lao Na: Grass Lu, right?

Zhu Liuxin: Oven. Where does he sell satay in Nanyang? Otherwise, how to serve soup. Did you listen carefully?

Lao Na: It's my fault, it's my bad...

Zhu Liuxin: The advisors, based on current affairs,

Lao Na: Slow down, he is a rude man, what can he answer about the world?

Zhu Liuxin: Listen carefully. This is a broken-sounding word, and it is the "dignity" of the pawnshop's business.

Lao Na: That's really asking the right person.

Zhu Liuxin: Out of gratitude, Xu Xiandi drove away.

Lao Na: Just kidnap people to the Moon Palace.

Zhu Liuxin: In the future, when he was wealthy and wealthy, he was appointed when he was in poverty, and he was instructed to be in crisis.

Lao Na: Wait, why do I remember that the poor and the poor are equally rich?

Zhu Liuxin: Is it possible to find out how the poor are evenly rich and still be as poor in 21 years?

Lao Na: You are right...

Zhu Liuxin: The minister of Xiandi is cautious, so it is also a matter of great importance for the minister when he is about to die.

Old man: Sandy didn't collapse, the economy collapsed, right?

Zhu Liuxin: Since he was appointed, he has been worrying about diligent work at night, fearing that the entrustment will not be effective, which will hurt Xiandi's vision.

Lao Na: It's too hard to do.

Zhu Liuxin: No way, the international stock market is time-lag, so sooner or later you have to keep an eye on it. I am afraid that the trust fund will not perform well.

Lao Na: Is co-authoring this kind of entrustment? No wonder he is poor!

Zhu Liuxin: Therefore, the plating furnace in May is deep and hairless.

Lao Na: What are you going to do when you have nothing to do?

Zhu Liuxin: The ovens are all cast, and of course they go deep into the countryside to sell satay.

Lao Na: Is it useful?

Zhu Liuxin: Now the belly fang has been ordered, and the ice blade is enough.

Lao Na: The ingredients are quite rich.

Zhu Liuxin: When rewarding the three armies of crickets,

Lao Na: Are the crickets going to come!

Zhu Liuxin: The northern order cup.

Lao Na: Can you stop roasting these strange foods...

Zhu Liuxin: Isn't it normal that you can't afford it?

Lao Na: That's right, but it's also... It's too hard to eat.

Zhu Liuxin: There are people who use mouse meat for skewers. What are these? no problem.

Lao Na: Don't be rude.

Zhu Liuxin: This minister repays the late emperor and is loyal to His Majesty.

Lao Na: The timing of your sentence is a bit delicate... Do you work hard to sell to be loyal, or is it to be loyal and work hard to sell such monstrous things?

Zhu Liuxin: Don't worry about it.

Lao Na: Let's leave it alone, but isn't it a matter of cutting down trees? Why haven't you talked about it yet?

Zhu Liuxin: What do you know, emotions are to pave the way.

Lao Na: Is that stalk finished?

Zhu Liuxin: It's almost over.

Lao Na: Hurry up.

Zhu Liuxin: I am so grateful for my gratitude, I should stay away now, weeping and weeping, I don't know what to say.

Lao Na: Does this end too abruptly?

Zhu Liuxin: Not abrupt. Didn't he make it very clear? Wu Monkey is going home with Sun Monkey and stay away. I'm so anxious that I'm crying before I finish writing the article, I don't know what to write next.

Lao Na: Never heard of it!