老衲
老衲

火力強大的奶媽,隨性寫點黑色幽默。 但多有反政府言論。 這裡噴出的毒奶都可以隨意轉載。 毒奶噴出率大約就是不定期不定時不定量,一切隨大宇宙意志流動。

After reading it

There is probably no one in the world who can rub more than the old man. The old man just rubbed it.

written before.


From the title, you know what you're going to do this time, right?
But ah, but ah, this condition is too difficult to rub.
Five hundred words is just enough, but you can only have one.

  • Although it is said that there can only be one true love, the old man has great love.

is not it?
Because all living beings are equal, the love for all living beings must also be equal.
Just because I love them equally doesn't mean I'm not really in love.

Well, wait, this argument is risky.
This argument is infinitely close to the scumbag universe.

We still only love one.
The old man's character cannot be collapsed.
The scumbag must die.

So who to pick...

  • It's up to you, Pikachu!

No, I mean, just picking one from the ones that are often talked about is not the one who appreciates citizens.
After all, it's not more valuable to appreciate the activities of citizens.
Good, although the old man loves him this time, he still loves you when he comes back.
How can I speak more and more scumbag...
Can my character still hold up? (shake)


Gossip rest. But it has been gossiping for a long time. And it's actually gossip. Separate gossip.


Welcome back to the game.
Now the game has entered the white-hot stage.
Players on the field have no time to take care of them, and focus entirely on their assigned work.
Their goal, there is only one, is to complete the things in front of them.

Focus on perfection, almost demanding.

A secret mix, you are talking about words, that is a car.

Sorry, I've received a lot of ads recently. What game are we talking about this time?

It's a game in France.

OK, I'll continue right away.
If you look closely at their strength, it can be said that every step is on the point, and the speed is getting faster and faster, but the rhythm is not chaotic at all, and the coordination is just right.

Wait, wait, what are you stepping on?

Bicycle. Isn't it a Tour de France? You see, those people are all riding Taiwanese giants.
The success of this race is to ride on the shoulders of our giants (Newton).

You save it! Today's recording is to eat!

Sorry, sorry. Haven't come back to God yet.
I look at the screen.
Oh, you see the contestants are making the sauce right now, this golden color...
It's kumquat! It must be the kumquat from Yilan! Only he can cook this sauce.

That's right, that's right, this time they chose kumquat for coloring, which can add more aroma.
Oh, and now there's a little purple on the screen.

This must be a big taro. This purple color is formed by boiling the Dajia taro until it becomes soft and mashed. Now there is another orange bar, how can there be an orange bar? Does this look like beef tongue? Why make beef tongue cake?

Why else! Show me a little more clearly! What a game!

A French Michelin three-star restaurant competition?

Bread! They're making croissant dough!

Ahhh, that bakery contest that has won the championship since 2002.

It's the competition of that bread celebrity who made the documentary film.

Alas, that bread is delicious.

World champion.

The unit price is also heart-wrenching...

world champion...

Alas, there is a new work on the screen, but this work seems to be a little green.

Could it be matcha red bean toast?

You are so unprofessional, how can Taiwanese work use matcha?

What is that for?

It was bok choy, he added bok choi.

Luckily, I thought you were going to burst out some weird green again.

We don't have that much green to add to bread, do we?

Water spinach?

Well, it's not Pizza Hut's pizza, so what are you doing with that!

That's right, it may be the World Bread Free Fighting Competition.

No, I don't see Italy on the screen.

Then it will be fine. Well, how come a yellow flower ran out.

Yes, but this shape is clearly layered or folded out of yellow...

Don't talk nonsense.

It seems that I saw it at a ceremony accompanied by many family members.

You've made it clear what the ceremony is.

Just, that, presumably, a marriage proposal. Must be a rose.

Indeed, the contestant just said that this is a rose.

Isn't it, let me just say, look at the cover that has to be added on the outside.

It's a marriage proposal and a cover, do you want to drive?

how could be.
It is very logical to add a cover to maintain the shape, how can you drive.

Yes, this translucent cover is also our specialty.

Yes, it is cassava, which is the raw material of bubble tea that sells well at home and abroad.

This time I really used a lot of local famous products, which made them famous. Whoops, the final product is coming out.

Yep, it's Stylized Bread, titled Beauty and the Beast, from Bedside Stories for Kids. This time we not only finished within the time limit, but also nearly 15 minutes ahead of schedule. Great.

Now it's time for the judges to taste and test the look. I also hope to get a place that can become a bedside story.

Yes, I really want to win Korea...

Well, you're on stage again.

Sorry, but seeing that loaf of bread reminds me of that international event.

It's okay, I also really want to win Korea at a stick event.

Ooh, the referee has announced the result!

The result is left to me to shout, the result is left to me to shout. I am professional in painting.

OK, OK, you shout.

The result of this competition, the final winner is ~ ~ ~


As a result, you already knew it, and I leave it to you to shout.

I want to know that Lao Na will never write anything serious and can participate in the competition. The feeling of reading is really added.
I would like to congratulate the victorious and hard-working team in the belated and moving moment of @North Drift.Long stay .

YOU ARE THE BEST.

お tired れ 様 で し た.


The last four articles of Lao Na's international positive energy.

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