Confucianism ∙ Confucianism | Zai Yu became famous all day long? "Book 'Tired' Award" changed to "Book Scroll Award"

Topic: Did Zai Yu sleep overnight and become famous? "Book 'Tired' Award" changed to "Book Scroll Award"

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Scene: The general education class of National Taiwan University embeds the golden sentence of the Analects: "I have not learned anything from self-cultivation and above." Sculpture is also a wall of dung.” “I’m also cheap when I’m young, so I’m more capable of contemptible things.”

Because of his erudite knowledge and proficient in ritual, music, archery, and scriptures, Confucius was specially hired as a visiting professor of general education by Taiwan University, the highest and largest university in Taiwan.

The Master said excitedly, "How to let National Taiwan University meet me at my most glorious moment for this I have begged before the Buddha for 2,500 years to ask Him to let me teach a lesson at National Taiwan University." (Like Xi Murong, a flowering tree. )

Adhering to the spirit of "there is no difference in teaching" and "it is more than self-discipline, I do not have nothing to teach you", coupled with Professor Kong's kindheartedness, he usually does not easily "be a down" student, Professor Kong "The Analects of Confucius establishes the national language of politics and economics". The general education course is known as the most sturdy and nutritional credit course, and it is full as soon as the class starts.

Many people are always worried about students coming to mix, who said not? General knowledge courses, in the eyes of Taiwan University's top students with an IQ of 157, are just "Common Sense" (common sense). Why bother to read it carefully, even if they don't have common sense watching TV, they can keep up with the trend of the times.

Old Master Confucius has been classified as an old scholar-type professor by his students. A book of "The Analects of Confucius" is used as lecture notes to travel all over the world and eat all over the world. The students read it a lot, so there are many students who skip class. National Taiwan University is famous for its "academic freedom", and it is unexpected that students will spontaneously "freedom in class" here. Therefore, Confucius also likes to call names.

Thousands of years of lectures are considered as shrimps and rice, and they are mobile phones

The weather was hot and the air conditioner was not turned on. In this large auditorium where thousands of people gathered, Professor Kong stood on the podium like a master evangelist and talked about the great truth of life, but the cramming-style teaching made all the students listen to thunder, and some people bowed their heads and slipped. Some people were chasing dramas on their mobile phones, some people were whispering, some people were nodding their heads, but they were blank-eyed, and some people were lying on the table looking for Zhou Gong.

It's not like in the past that there were always people asking questions at the side of the disciples. Master Kong was also anxious. I am the first teacher of National Taiwan University. .

Professor Kong changed the teaching method of "Xinghai Compass" to guide the maze. He walked down the steps and invited the students to " Give a Word ", meaning to talk about your dreams when you get to the point, this is a great trick, so as not to tell the truth Just calling.

Zi Lu, who was brave and reckless lying on the table, was the first to be named, and Zi Lu said in a panic: "Master, I didn't mean it, I don't dream of Duke Zhou for a long time anymore, I went to him to chat about Internet ethics, why? Only in this way can children of the skate generation avoid being addicted to the online world.”

"Master is right in front of you, you don't ask, and you run to find Duke Zhou? Nonsense." The master was on fire and suppressed.

Zilu said helplessly, "I can do whatever I want in class, and I can do whatever I want to surf the Internet. I can't have both, so I choose to go online instead of class."

Professor Kong was furious: It's class time, but you don't hold the pipa, and you engage in " intergenerational learning " - pawn.

Professor Kong turned to Zigong who had been nodding fiercely: "Have you heard what you learned about the unforgettable value of your life?" Zigong, who was the most profitable, also took the phone and said, "Teacher, because what you just said was a bit profound, I wanted to I said to Google first, I just happened to be caught by you, I want to learn online marketing, and now the physical store is not easy to operate during the epidemic, let’s see if I can make more money through the Internet.”

"Master is right in front of you, you don't ask, and you go to Google? What nonsense?" The master ignited again, and continued to suppress.

Zigong Pai Xie said, "I do what I want, Master, and Google is what I want. I can't have both, and I choose Google instead of Master."

Professor Kong was furious: It's class time, yet you are empathetic, and you even engage in " learning from a distance" - pawn.

Zigong said helplessly: "I'm wrong, Master, you are just a master. Google is now recognized as the most famous god in the world ."

Hearing this, the first teacher at National Taiwan University could not help but feel heartbroken, "My Analects, what about your lectures?"

Zai Yu became famous all day long? "Book 'Tired' Award" changed to "Book Scroll Award"

At this time, he suddenly heard the thunderous snoring of Zai Yu in the audience, and Mr. Kong took the chalk and threw it in the middle of Zai Yu's nostrils.

On the back of the reclining chair, Zai Yu, who didn't know which hall he slept in, was not awakened. Instead, he whispered in his sleep, "On July 7th, it's a hot day here, I'm here to dry my belly, don't make any noise, I'll go to find it at night. The Weaver Girl meets at the Magpie Bridge."

The professor was very angry about taking a nap and taking a nap, and he said that he would go to meet the Weaver Girl when he went home without doing his homework.

The third Confucius couldn't hold back the fire, and scolded, "Slaughtered in the day and sleep, rotten wood cannot be carved, and a wall of dung cannot be plowed. "

Zai Yu was scolded by Xingxin, but he was dissatisfied and argued, "Master, you don't know something. Nowadays, all generations of skating use mobile phones to swipe around. Only I keep your Analects in my heart and hide in my belly. I am full of knowledge, and only I have I am qualified to post books here , I am your real proud student, I am a talent that you have never encountered in a thousand years.”

"Is it? How far is the distance between Zai Yu and Lies?" Regardless, Confucius decided to dance with the sweet words, hugged Zai Yu and cried. "Those who know me are also welcome. Although you can get information quickly by swiping your phone, it doesn't have the warmth and charm of a physical book."

The time and space between urban and rural areas are different, and there is a digital gap of two thousand years. It turns out that Zai Yu was Confucius's constant friend and favorite. Regardless of whether it was three seven or twenty one, the master gave the slaughter full marks.

Originally, Zai Yu was tired, tired, and fell asleep when he saw the book. He was dubbed by his classmates as the winner of the "Book 'Tired' Award" . With the blessing of the master, his grades became the first class overnight. Strong, K-books have become a daily routine, and even three have dream books as pillows , and finally won the National Taiwan University "Book Award" honor, received a high scholarship and took a mobile phone to "travel around the world" to travel around the world.

Three thousand disciples went their separate ways, ten thousand slippery generations did not hear about it, and the lonely Confucius sighed that it would be better to go home. But without the space-time machine, I cannot "go back to the past." The Master said, " I am also a lowly young man, so I can do a lot of things . Now it is impossible to go to a cram school with the name of the most holy teacher to make a profit. I have to use the identity of the old master I went to the countryside to farm and open a homestay.”