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Chiayi County Food Channel|Paella

Host: Guest, what kind of food will you bring to the audience today.

Guests: Paella.

Supporter: Do it, don't blow up the kitchen.

Guests: Spanish paella, with bacon and ham, green onion, ginger and garlic, light fat butter, green pepper and red pepper, red onion, with coriander leaves, scallops, mussels, scallops, squid rings, prawns, and French mussels Mussels, black ones, not too big, only French wine, clams, full and thin shells, name a few.

Moderator: Sounds good.

Guest: It sounds good, but I don't have most of the ingredients.

Moderator: What ingredients do you have.

Guest: I only have mussels and a little garlic.

Moderator: You are alluding to beautiful love.

Guest: I am now replacing ingredients with body and literary talent.

If you go to the street to watch, go to the vegetable market, go to the bookstore, go to the library, go to real life, go to concerts, go to reading clubs, how many of them have hips and eyebrows.

Moderator: Wencai.

Guest: Public life sounds very harsh, with neither body nor talent.

Host: It's about love.

Guest: Love does not mean, oh, I like you, then I am very careful, I knit a sweater for you, I can feel that you are cold and your body is shaking.

Moderator: Then how do you write, I know, you are going to start talking nonsense again.

Guest: I will write like this, I will quietly, like a thousand mountains and birds flying, touch the beautiful German boy with a hairy chest, sigh, and say, are you cold, are you still shaking, how about this, how about I go find someone Hair remover, men's body hair harvester, cut men, weave a blanket for you, weave you and my love story, thousands of mountains and rivers, you go back to Germany, take it with you, and cover it when it's cold , don’t forget my love, I’ve passed many years, and I’m still waiting for you, I can’t forget, I can’t forget your chest hair, you are such a beast, I gave you a chance, but you left like nothing , you are so cruel, so unfeeling, call me Street Rain Window Light, I will serve until dawn.

Host: All right, all right, your skin is itching again, are you going to participate in the Qiong Yao Cup Love Composition Contest.


Brother Lighting: Make a paella, and you can make love.

Assistant Xiao Zhang: Ba Shi, Ba Shi has exploded.



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