灰學究
灰學究

出身在貧窮之家的大男孩,經歷底層工作打滾十多年,專研市井小民安身立命之道。

Grey Lecture Hall Little People Series: A Jian is jumped by a 60-year-old grandma. (superior)

More than half a year has passed and I have spent 110,000 yuan in consultation fees, but I still don't know how to talk to women

Ah Jian (pseudonym) is a colleague whom the scholar met in the Taipei workplace. One day, I suddenly LINE I said that he first lost his job due to emotional injury, and he was cheated out of a month's salary on a dating app, because he really walked away. Wulu was disappointed with human nature and wanted to talk to someone, so he approached me, an old colleague. Out of personal research interest and the love of an old colleague, not only did he spend time listening to Ah Jian's complaints, but he also helped him overcome the barriers to communicating with women. , so there is this wonderful incident, the whole thing is recorded as follows:

A Jian is a young man in his early 30s with mild mental retardation. He doesn't seem to have any problems on the outside, and even has a look similar to Han Xing. He has a straight head and a simple personality and is easy to trust others. For example, he has worked in the company for six years and never cares whether his work content is reasonable or not, nor does he care about being falsely claimed by supervisors for overtime on holidays.

Due to the lack of mother's care and intellectual disability since childhood, I have never known how to get along with the opposite sex and I was bullied during my schooling, and my personality became more closed, so I didn't have any friends around me when I entered the workplace. Holidays are nothing but buying lunches and eating. Playing video games, this kind of life is really boring, but it also makes him save a lot of money. Maybe he has been a magician for 30 years. One day, the gun juice suddenly broke through the limit of ascension and inadvertently inhaled Dantian, breaking through the idea of practicing his hands again. , last year began to actively want to find a partner to marry.

But Ajian blushes whenever he sees younger girls in his life, and he is unable to speak properly when he is in a hurry. It is not easy to find a marriage partner without holding hands a few times, so he asks his male colleagues to advise him. At this time, a 70-year-old security guard in the workplace building, Li, claimed to have worked in the Cowherd business when he was young, and was willing to provide consulting services for 3,000 yuan each time, teaching Ah Jian how to establish relationships with girls.

At first, Ajian felt that the fee was a bit expensive, but Lao Li said that he was too young to play and had no children. Seeing that he had a good relationship with Ajian, the fee was only to ensure that Ajian could practice in the way he taught girls, not money. He also said that Cowherd has accumulated tens of millions of wealth in the past, and he is willing to entrust it to Ah Jian in his own hundred years.

After listening to this, A Jian was greatly moved and worshipped Xiao Li as his teacher, but after half a year passed, he also spent 110,000 yuan for consulting fees, but he still did not know how to talk to women, and felt that he might not be able to get a wife in his life. Saying that he doesn't want to learn any more, Old Li is very anxious when he hears it, how can he let the gold master run away? "So I said that no matter how much I teach you, if you don't dare to talk to a girl, no matter how many tricks you use, it's useless. Why don't you find Auntie Qinghong in the building to have a few words to practice."

After listening to Ajian, he immediately said that Aunt Hong was 10 years older than my mother, and no matter how stupid he was, he would never like her. After listening to Lao Li, he didn't say much and dragged Ajian to the side of the road to arbitrarily point to a few people with long flowing hair. The young lady, arched A Jian forward and pretended to ask the way to strike up a conversation. A Jian blushed and dared to take a half step forward; Old Li, who had guessed this way, said, "Your problem is that you don't dare to speak. If you don’t open your mouth, you’ll never make progress, start talking with Miss Hong who collects garbage from tomorrow to practice the exercises!”

"Auntie Hong?" Ajian looked at Lao Li with a look that didn't dare to look at each other. Lao Li immediately said that he should call him Miss Hong like me, and analyzed that you should try to use the name of a young girl to call Miss Hong, so that In the future, chatting up girls on the street will be smooth, but seeing A Xian is still a bit difficult to accept. Lao Li took A Jian to a quieter place and said, "You don't want to see that Miss Hong is old and has children. In fact, his marriage is not. Happily, he was forced to have sex with her husband as a last resort, so saying hello and talking with Miss Hong not only helps her relieve her boredom, but also helps you get rid of the problem that you dare not speak."

The honest Ah Jian heard what Lao Li said. On the one hand, he felt sorry for the life of "Miss Hong". On the other hand, he really did not dare to talk to young girls, so he reluctantly agreed that he would try "Miss Hong."

Defrauded items: 30,000 yuan for dating software, 110,000 yuan for consulting fees, and a total of NT$140,000 in deceived money. (End of the previous article)

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