"Daily Horror" 14: One Less Person

I want to have a girlfriend too!

On a sunny Saturday afternoon, I took the MRT to Tamsui Old Street to hang out. In fact, I didn't do anything else, but just wanted to take a walk in a random place to relieve my fatigue from work for a week. But I found that I really chose the wrong place, so that instead of liberating my body and mind, it made me worry even more.

Looking at the couples who are full of pits and valleys showing their love, I only have the first sentence of the article left in my heart.

Although I knew that no one on the street would care about me or give me a second look, I felt inexplicably embarrassed to wander alone in this holy place for couples to date. I just bought a bunch of charcoal-grilled stinky tofu and ate it with my head down as I walked... In fact, I don't like grilled stinky tofu that much, but I just thought I should find something to do, at least it wouldn't look so lonely.

But I'm actually very lonely.

Looking at a couple in front of him, the boy stretched out his hand and put his hand on the girl's shoulder and walked, sweetly, because he was worried that there were still people on earth who didn't know that you were in a relationship? Really! What's so great about being in love? Is it necessary to walk on the street like this for others to see? Well, but then again, the girl's figure is very good, the sexy curves can't be hidden under the cute dress, and the swaying appearance makes people want to put their hands on her waist and hug her lightly... …what! Sure enough, a hand appeared on her waist, but of course it was her boyfriend's hand, not mine.

Why not mine! When will I be able to hug a girl's waist? I cried out in my heart.

When I had the last two bites of the charcoal-baked stinky tofu, it accidentally fell off the bamboo skewer and hit my pair of shoes that cost more than 3,000 yuan. The uppers of the shoes were covered with greasy sauce. juice, but I didn't immediately take the toilet paper and wipe it off, because this moment made me feel like crying.

It’s okay if I can’t get a girlfriend, how can I fail to even eat a charcoal-grilled stinky tofu!

Is this my life?

At this time, I was so lonely that I was too lazy to look for the trash can. I threw the bamboo stick on the ground, and the next second after throwing it away, I started to wonder if a righteous aunt would catch me later. , and then ordered me to pick up the trash in a stern tone, but I was two minutes away from the bamboo stick lying on the ground, and still no one appeared to correct my behavior, it seems that everyone is busy in love Well, even the aunt is no exception.

The afternoon sun reflected my shadow on the ground directly in front of me, as if it was deliberately trying to show me how desolate my lone figure was...

Why does it feel like even the sun is bullying me?

Suddenly I feel a little unwilling, even the sun is bullying me, is that actually all the people on the street watching me laugh? You both have boyfriends and girlfriends, so you are gloating at my jokes, how can I let you succeed so easily? How can I be easily defeated by you?

No, I have to cheer up, even if I'm alone, I can be happier than you, so I can't let you see my failure, absolutely not!

After I had this thought in my heart, I deliberately raised my head and smiled, pretending to be in a good mood as much as possible, and walked forward at a brisk pace. I came here to play today, I want to enjoy the beautiful scenery, taste the food, and I want to finish the day happily!

"Iron Egg Fish Crisp Ice Cream～～Apo Sour Plum Soup～～Ajie Fish Ball Stinky Tofu～～La la la la la～”

I actually hummed like a lunatic, I must look like an idiot, but I don't care anymore, as long as I can cheer myself up, it doesn't matter!

But just when my mood was about to fly, I turned and walked into a damn alley, why is it a damn alley? Because as soon as I turned in, I found a couple leaning against the wall and kissing like no one else was around.

...I feel like my eyes are going blind and my heart is going to be broken, because the feeling that I finally got to fly is getting heavier all of a sudden. Everyone has girlfriends who can kiss, only me can't, I really failed! That man is obviously uglier and fatter than me, so he can also get a girlfriend... I really am a failure among failures!

I can not make it.

My shoulders drooped and I couldn't pick myself up anymore I was about to start giving up on myself anyway... but the corners of my mouth went up instead and I laughed.

Anyway, I can't cheer up anymore, so why not fully accept myself as such a failure?

With that in mind, I decided to do something very, very self-deprecating.

I took out my phone, took a random scene, and took a selfie.

I made a very strange gesture, I held the phone in my left hand, then stretched out my right hand to embrace the air around me, with a sweet smile on my face that I would vomit even if I saw it myself, and snapped a selfie.

Then I uploaded it to Facebook and posted: 'How can this happen? ! Today, I went shopping in Tamsui with my girlfriend. I didn't expect to take a supernatural photo. My girlfriend is gone! ! ! Who can tell me what is going on? ps. Now my girlfriend is very scared, hiding in my arms and shaking..."

Although I don't have any friends in real life, I still have quite a few friends on Facebook. Although most of them are netizens who have never met face to face, it does not affect the so-called friendship between us.

Within two minutes, someone replied to the message.

The following are comments from netizens. In order to protect the privacy of the parties, I will delete my name here.

"Ha ha! What are you idiots! 』

"..."

"Upstairs, although I don't know you, I am as speechless as you..."

"Are you crazy about having a girlfriend? Hahahaha! 』

I have always liked to amuse others like this, because while making others happy, I will also infect others with happiness. So even though I was posting with the mood of "laughing at myself in despair", seeing the replies from these people instantly made me feel a lot more cheerful.

With a smile on my face, I continued to look down at the increasing number of messages.

"Wake up, Azhai! 』

"You don't have to do this, brother... let's go! Brother take you to a whore! 』

"What the hell are you talking about? Isn't your girlfriend standing right next to you? 』

"Your teeth have vegetable residues, it's disgusting! 』

"Don't say I didn't take care of you, next Friday we are going to have a friendship with Jingmeizhong, do you want to come? 』

"There is a hint of sadness..."

and many more.

I couldn't help but swipe the screen up with my thumb.

...

"What the hell are you talking about? Isn't your girlfriend standing right next to you? 』

2014-10-23 22:33 Finished

2020-09-12 14:08 Modified