知秋
知秋

曾是為普羅大眾採寫的「文字工人」,轉行多年重拾筆桿,書寫生活感懷、職場體悟。

The mother-in-law of different political parties choked: called Xie Xiaoying, sip your eye-dropping potion!

For the sake of different political inclinations, why are you red-faced? Will those politicians give you eye drops, take care of you when you're sick? Won't! Therefore, when I heard my mother-in-law say this, I always felt that this sentence was too sharp and too expressive.

In every election, many family members quarrel because they support people from different camps, or try to persuade each other and quarrel, especially during the presidential election.

The father-in-law, who originally belonged to the Red Sect in Taichung County, hated the Kuomintang deeply because he was voted out in the election of the township chief in the early years. Since Chen Shui-bian was elected president, the father-in-law became a die-hard supporter of the Green Camp. As for the mother-in-law, she is a die-hard supporter of the Blue Camp.

My father-in-law has bad eyes and often needs eye drops. When the two disagree on political ideas, my mother-in-law will choke angrily, "My name is Ah Bian, I'm drinking your eye drops!" Tsai Ing-wen led Ah Bian down. When the DPP regained power, the mother-in-law changed her mind and said, "My name is Xie Xiaoying, I'm drinking your eye-dropping potion!"

Even pets were draped with flags during elections.

For the sake of different political inclinations, why are you red-faced? Will those politicians give you eye drops, take care of you when you're sick? Won't! Therefore, when I heard my mother-in-law say this, I always felt that this sentence was too sharp and too expressive.

In his later years, his father-in-law had a special rental income. He did not pay attention to his clothes and lived a simple life. He often donated this money to the Friends of Xiaoying Association, the Green Camp Civilian Generation, and even became the president of a small area. He was called to the stage on election campaigns. , holding hands with these big heads and shouting: "Frozen garlic! Frozen garlic!" These big heads come to the place and will take pictures with their father-in-law. He is quite satisfied with his vanity as a local headman and opinion leader.

For the father-in-law who used to be in politics, the time when he was the director general of the peasant association was the most glorious moment in his life.

I remember when I just married into my husband’s family, my mother-in-law ran out of soy sauce for cooking, so I asked my father-in-law to buy it, but my father-in-law refused, because “Director A should go buy soybean oil!” It was a loss of face.

This reminds me of an advertisement shot by the well-known director Wu Nianzhen. The women are busy, and one of them was asked, "Will the head boy be here?" She pointed under the big tree in the distance, and replied solemnly: "I'm busy with the Qiao government at the foot of a big tree!" The Qiao government has time, but no time to deal with family matters. It is a portrayal of many men who have political cancer and are overly concerned about current affairs!

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