favorite comparison cousin

I don't know if you have any relatives you don't want to meet during the Chinese New Year.... This year, Alang met his cousin who is always a headache , what should I say?

Since she can remember, she has been a person who loves comparison very , very much. Maybe I can't get rid of my aunt. When I met relatives when I was a child, my aunt liked to say that my cousin has a good homework and so on, which many people pursue.... occasionally chat Yes, but being too deliberate and frequent can be really offensive

My cousin has loved soul torture since she was a child. …

Alang, where did you rank in this exam?

How tall are you now, Alang?

Alang, are you exercising now?

Until I grow up...

How much do you earn now, arang?

How much did you buy a house?

Aron, how many children are you going to have...

My old swan...I really feel like what's the matter with you~~~~~~

So every time during Chinese New Year, Alang and his brother would hide from her, but she didn't seem to notice it.

Until she got married a few years ago, she would go back to her in-law's house during the Chinese New Year and we seldom saw each other, but this year, because her cousin-in-law is on duty, she doesn't have to go back to her in-law's house. This time she will come to have a New Year's Eve dinner with us!

Sure enough, as soon as we meet, we will first come down

Cousin: Look at me, have I lost a lot of weight?

Alang: Well.. there is exercise

Cousin: No, because my husband is now a senior executive, so he gives me pocket money every month for beauty classes...

Alang: oh oh... great (it was to show off her husband's promotion)

Cousin: I heard that you have bought a house. Can you visit it?

Alang: Lu, alright, alright

Cousin: Because I recently bought another room and wanted to see other people's decorations

Alang: Oh oh... (It turned out to be to show off and buy a house, but I heard that the down payment is all from my parents)

During the chat, I found that my cousin was actively preparing for pregnancy and also hoped to have a child, so there were about a few minutes of conversation about having a child, and Fatty was also very afraid of her, so she would grab Fatty and talk about her beauty class. spa etc...

My cousin, who loves comparisons so much, finally finished talking about what she wanted to show off. Finally, I finally heard a normal conversation..

Cousin: Okay, Xiao Ning'er is really cute. I really want to have a baby to play with.

But....when everyone was waiting for Ning'er to give a red envelope to the New Year's Eve, the cousin left silently...it turns out that she didn't plan to give a red envelope! This was the first time she saw Xiao Ning'er... too Be stingy~

She loves to show off her cousin, and she has maintained a consistent style since childhood, which is admirable! Ranked the first relative that Alang does not want to meet during the Chinese New Year

It can only be said that the art of speaking and being a person and doing things are really important, otherwise it will really make people shunned,

Set a Ning'er mantra: be afraid.