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庸庸碌碌,汲汲營營於生活中

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Articles with prizes for answering~

Remember that joke that once belonged to Red?


This time, like Xiaoshu on other writing platforms, I will organize my own activities and have fun!

There are prizes for answering , find out this is a Red joke article, the first response is to send a 16k, the second 8k, the third 30k, and the fourth 12k . Recently, there are a lot of emotions and people are crazy, ~~~~~~ It's just that I want to earn some money and give them away ^_^

I wrote an article about bald jokes, what is the title of that article?

Closer to home, laughing is a wonderful expression.

This series is unavoidable to explain the text first

 1. A happy expression or voice with joy in the heart.
2. Irony, ridicule.

This is the online dictionary explanation.

Laugh, in fact, you can also see the character of its master from it. I forgot it was that report, I read it but didn't remember it, but the following description is not from Red, so I hereby explain.

  • People who laugh : Personality speaks volumes.
  • People who can laugh : The personality is more rigorous.
  • People who snicker : have a more negative personality.

The above are irresponsible memory statements. Because of these three kinds of laughter, I will...


I said "laugh" to continue the joke I mentioned earlier! Which one? Did you think of it when you read the text? Hint, there are classical and vernacular translations, and there are better recipes.....


Topic: This time, no classical Chinese ^_^

By the way, it's time to donate blood again.

In the past, the whole blood donation time was short. When you are in the blood donation consultation room, the nurse will pass the gift from the blood donation center to you.


The separation operation takes a long time, and the preparation time for the needle is also long, so the nurse will hand over the prize to you after the needle is successfully applied and the ID card is returned.


Seeing that, more than an hour later, the separation operation was about to be completed, but the nurse did not bring the gift, and the donors on the next table seemed to have already received it.... And the nurse was sneaking...


After I was done, the nurse said softly to me, "Mr. Red, put the blood donation in the box, please take it yourself, there is no limit to the number!"


It turned out that the nurse gave me the privilege, so they didn't give it to me in advance. After listening to it, my heart felt warm.

⋋✿ ⁰ o ⁰ ✿⋌

to the box...  

I found out that the nurse's soft voice and behavior were the main reason.







Giveaway is





comb




I still took one and turned around to say goodbye to the nurses:

"I'll take it back and use it with my wife, let's break it, see you next time~"

Resolve the embarrassment.....



If you don't understand this joke, please remove

[Light is not light] , or [ Cut not cut] article to understand ^_^

Want to connect? It shouldn't be necessary, because I believe you who will read the entire article already know it!


Thanks for watching



Speaking of blood donation giveaways, I still love that hat!





In fact, the best gift for donating blood is





Boost metabolism and health! ! !

There are no easter eggs this time, because I am afraid that after the post is finished, the website will be unstable...


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