米高的树洞
米高的树洞

一个进化中的老透明

mortal raving - 22.7.26 - haircut

Roughly speaking, if an average haircut is once every 2 months, a person will live to be 80 years old and need to cut his hair 480 times in his lifetime.

Holy matters:

I remember when I was a kid, the last thing I wanted to do was cut my hair. I always feel like I'm being held down on a chair for 20 to 30 minutes without moving. For me, it's just torture. I vaguely remember moving a few times, just when the barber cut it, and all of a sudden, a piece of hair was cut off on his head.

Later, in a fit of rage, my mother went to the county town to buy a manual hair clipper, prepared a piece of cloth, wrapped it around my neck, and started experimenting on my head. When my mother was young, she was a good hand, thoughtful and courageous. She felt that cutting her hair was not very technical, especially for a little boy's head, it was nothing more than a smooth cut. Anyway, short hair is easy to handle, and there is no need for special styling. I haven't been in a barbershop since then.

However, this situation did not last for a few years. After all, with the growth of age, my hazy awareness of beauty has gradually sprouted. Although it is also short hair, but I always feel that my mother's technology can't keep up with my aesthetic. So, after my several struggles, I finally got the sovereignty over my head. I can sit happily in the barber chair again.

Different eras have different fashions. When I was a child, Aaron Kwok's hairstyle was popular, which was the kind of medium or partial split, and many boys followed suit. It's a pity that when I was a child, because of snooze, the back of my head was abnormally flat, just like the north peak of Mount Huashan. After walking from the forehead to the main peak at the top of the head, it turned sharply down a ninety degree and extended to the back of the neck. With such a brain shape, it is absolutely impossible to keep Aaron Kwok's head, otherwise it will look like a sickle from the side. For this reason, I was also annoyed for a long time.

At that time, I was also thinking hard, what kind of hairstyle is suitable for my unique brain shape? To this end, I also specifically asked the barber at that time. The answer I got was, either keep the shawl long hair, or try to keep it as short as possible. After listening to the barber's suggestion, I was half-cool, and I co-authored that I had no choice but to have short hair. If I wanted to keep the traditional long hair of Han men, I would either be beaten to death by my parents or my teacher. So, Amy's little flame was doused with a ladle of cold water at this moment.

I remember when I was in junior high school, there was a popular type of knife cutting hair, which was to use a shaving blade to take care of the hair. It is estimated that this technique was born out of knife cutting. After a few knives, the hair fell, and the frizzy and jagged heads came out. Messy and stylish, the boys are eager to follow suit, cutting their hair with a knife, feeling that they are the most beautiful boy in the whole street.

For a long time, every time I cut my hair and sat on the chair, watching the barber cut off the scissors, I would feel a little inexplicable detachment and relief, and at the same time a sentence would pop up in my mind, this time, cut three Thousands of troubles. It seems that without a haircut, the mind is purified once. After thinking about it later, the reason why I feel this way may be because I wash my hair thoroughly before each haircut, and I feel refreshed after washing my hair, so it is an illusion caused by the refreshment. In fact, those buried in the heart Worry, and will not fall with the broken hair dust. But it's nice to have a moment of peace.

In this lifetime, if we count the life expectancy of 80 years, we have six haircuts a year, and we have to cut our hair nearly 500 times in total. Therefore, it is better to cut your hair less often than once. It is not only about the image, but more importantly, to be able to relax a little in this moment of leisure, in the trivial days , If I can meet a satisfactory barber again, it will be a different kind of happiness.


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