My hospital series extras, Japan's "fan doctor"? "Dang Fan" doctor? ?

(This article was written when I was a doctor this summer. When you see this article full of summer, you should be able to get rid of the chill!)

Today is a blue sky, a hot air, a scorching hot summer day.

The azure blue of the sky is like paint in an oil painting, layer by layer, layer by layer, the dark blue and light blue cannot be dissolved, as if all the blue pigments in the world have turned into the blue sky, and a large piece of it has been splashed and dyed here.

Cotton-like clouds are pulled into strands by the blue sky, unceremoniously releasing its dazzling white, the sun's omnipresent hot rays, reflecting the slightly soluble asphalt road, the dark blue and white sky, and a warm world shrouded below. .

In such a season when the knowledge is loud, the sunflowers are in full bloom, and the summer is refreshing, it is most suitable for curling up in the air-conditioned room to watch TV, play video games, read books, listen to music and play waste. What a beautiful summer style it will be to lie down and nibble on a cool ice popsicle!

It's a pity, the medical login system is in front of me, the phone is on the left, the mouse and ballpoint pen on the right, yes, on a beautiful Sunday and holiday, I work in the hospital.

This week holiday, each medical institution must take turns to work and come out to see a doctor on duty. In Japan, it is called the "Dongfan Medical System". (Japanese とうばんい, toban i, which means a doctor on duty), the word "dangfan" in Japanese means shift work. For example, some wind evils, heat injury, rubbing and falling... are handled by the clinic on duty. When the clinic on duty cannot handle it, the major hospital will be contacted immediately. And today it's our turn to be on duty.

This is a kind of obligation. The duty list is arranged by the people of the municipal office. Sometimes, unfortunately, it is arranged on January 1 of the first lunar New Year or December 31 of the twelfth lunar New Year's Eve.

Yesterday, before I got off work, I received a call from someone from the municipal office. The other party said, "Your clinic will be a doctor tomorrow, please! Don't forget it!" People in the office love to make jokes, who would forget?

As a result, the elder sister in medical affairs said that in ancient times, there were doctors who really forgot. When they were doctors, they didn't come out on duty. The door of the clinic was locked and they went out to play. matter.

Maybe it's the sweltering heat, which has ruined people's mobility, or maybe it's because the Tokyo Olympics are approaching, and the daily record high number of new crown infections has frightened people's travel. Cheeks, turning the pen, bored.

Many years ago, when I first started working as a doctor, I sat alone at the counter, my eyes kept staring at the door of the hospital toilet that opened and closed automatically. The pendulum of the pendulum, one left, one right, one right, one left, my eyes were dull and I was about to be hypnotized. I was extremely bored. I was a little excited and a little nervous and sent a message to my brother,

"Brother! It's my first time as a doctor today! (complacency)"

My brother also quickly replied to my message, complimenting my sister,

"Wow! You are so amazing! You will also be a doctor! Ah, how do you see it, can you just watch it?"

...? ? ? I read my brother's message with question marks all over my head.

I send him an oversized black question mark back. After a while, my brother sent another message, "Aren't you working as a "fan doctor"? "

It turned out that my brother didn't understand Japanese, so he thought it was a "fan" doctor. He thinks I'm a fake doctor, it's too funny, it's better if your sister and I are so good!

In other words, there is no wind in the explosion today, the door of the toilet will not open and close automatically, only the people in the medical room have been using the toilet, coming in and out next to me. It was five o'clock in the afternoon, and a man with a twisted foot and a man stung by a bee came.

I'm going to sit like this until ten o'clock at night. In the evening, a two-year-old child came, and his face was covered with blood. I was most afraid of the child coming, because he would be crying constantly after waiting. As expected, the child was crying in the clinic, and the nurse was crying. We pressed the child one after the other, and everyone was in a hurry. I quickly stepped forward and asked the father to wait in the corridor, so that the father would not cry when I waited.

Although it's not ten o'clock in the evening, I want to draw an end to my article. Because the god of sleep was already pounding the wooden fish on my heart, I took a nap for a while. Goodbye, goodbye, my hospital series, goodbye when I have a chance (waves).

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