The dedicated monster in "Journey to the West"

There are many monsters in "Journey to the West" that are in trouble with Tang Monk. These monsters are just in trouble with Tang Monk. Some of them want to eat Tang Monk's meat, but these monsters are not bad in character and are good people and friends. The yellow-robed monster in "Journey to the West" is not bad. , Wu Chengen wrote it according to the model of a model husband. Most people know "Journey to the West" from reading the comic strip. They have not read the original work. The comic strip is not that large and many details cannot be taken care of. The chapter about the Yellow Robe Monster is actually a standard love story with twists and turns.

At that time, Sun Dasheng beat the Pink Skull and White Bone Demon to death. Tang Monk listened to Bajie's slander, recited a tightening curse for a while, and then wrote a letter of divorce and drove the Dasheng back to Huaguo Mountain. The three people without the Monkey King continued westward. Tang Monk was hungry and asked Bajie to go to Huazhai. Bajie couldn't find anything to eat. He went back early and was afraid of Tang Monk's scolding, so he was lazy and fell asleep in the grass. Tang Monk asked Sha Monk to go. After looking for Bajie for a long time, Tang Monk was bored and took a walk in the woods to relieve his boredom. He then plunged into the "Boyue Cave" in Wanzi Mountain where the yellow-robed monster lived. The yellow-robed monster's wife is named Baihuaxi. She has been married to the yellow-robed monster for thirteen years and has two children. She is about thirty years old, which is the age of the tiger and the wolf. The yellow-robed monster worked too hard the night before and was a little tired. While Hui was taking a nap, Tang Seng didn't care about privacy. He opened the curtain and walked directly to the bed of the yellow-robed monster. He was caught by the little monsters waiting next to him. Tang Seng was white and tender, and he came to the door on his own. The yellow-robed monster would feel sorry for him if he didn't eat him. This was different from other monsters such as the White Bone Demon who took the initiative to find trouble and catch Tang Seng.

The yellow-robed monster and the little demons did not eat Tang Monk at that time because there was not enough meat. Everyone worked together to catch Bajie and Sha Monk, four of them, which was enough for a meal. As expected, Bajie and Sha Seng came to the door and asked the yellow-robed monster, "Is my master here with you?" The yellow-robed monster read a lot (more on this below) and had a sense of humor. He smiled and said, "Yes, yes, yes. A Tang Monk is at my house, and I didn't neglect him. I arranged some human meat buns for him to eat. You two should go in and make a few." When Bajie heard that there were buns to eat, he lowered his head and was about to go in. Sha Monk grabbed him and said : "Brother, when have you ever seen Master eating human flesh buns?" Bajie thought with his pig brain, realized it, and felt that the yellow-robed monster had insulted his IQ, so he grabbed the nail palladium and started fighting.

Baihuaxi had just finished taking a bath and walked out of the bathroom covered in water. Suddenly she saw a Tang monk tied to a pillar. He was as beautiful as jade and had an orchid breath. He was very different from other monsters. After asking, he found out that it was Dongtu. A famous monk who went west to seek Buddhist scriptures in the Tang Dynasty also introduced himself: "I am not a man-eating demon. My home was originally in Baoxiang Kingdom, three hundred miles to the west. I was the third princess of that king. I was born on August 15th, 13 years ago. When I was admiring the moon, I was blown away by a strong wind from this demon. They got married and gave birth to two children. They were living a good life, but I haven’t heard from my hometown for so many years. I missed my parents and couldn’t see each other. I wrote a letter , you take it to my parents and I ask them to let you go."

The princess went outside, separated the large and small group of monsters, and shouted loudly: "Yellow-robed man!" When the yellow-robed monster heard his wife calling him, he stopped fighting without asking what was going on, pressed down the cloud, supported the princess, and gently Asked: "My dear, what are your orders?"

The princess said: "Husband, I just slept and dreamed of a golden-armored god. When I was a girl, I made a wish to him in the palace. If I find a good husband one day, I will donate to all the monks in the world. You have given me so much happiness. Now the golden-armored god came to ask for my wishes and woke me up. Therefore, I hurriedly put on my makeup and told you that I didn’t expect that there was a monk tied to that stake. Please look at my face and spare that monk. , I will fulfill my vow as a fasting monk, husband, are you willing?" Huangpao said strangely: "Madam, you are too worried! What a big deal, I want to eat people, how can I not catch a few to eat? This monk, Whatever it’s worth, let him go.”

The story should have ended here. Tang Seng and his disciples were unscathed. The princess's letter only said that she missed her parents and wanted to be safe. She did not say that she would send people to catch the yellow robe monster and get divorced. Tang Seng always liked to be troubled. Bajie and Sha Seng wanted to do this before the king and Showing off his martial arts skills in front of all the courtiers, he drank a few more drinks, and at the king's request, he flew back to catch the yellow-robed monster. When he arrived at the entrance of the cave, Bajie took advantage of his drunkenness and used a piece of palladium to build a big hole in the door of the house. The yellow-robed monster said in surprise: "I spared his master, why did he come to knock on my door again!" The little demon asked: "Did you forget something? Come back to get it." The yellow-robed monster said: "You forgot something and came back to get it. As for breaking the door? There must be another reason!"

When he came out and asked, Bajie said: "You tricked the third princess of Baoxiang Kingdom into the cave and took her as your wife. I am here to capture you according to the king's decree." The yellow-robed monster loves his wife as much as her life, and the core interests cannot be discussed. Both parties He immediately started to attack, but when he saw that he couldn't defeat Bajie, he ran away, leaving Sha Seng alone and captured. The yellow-robed monster didn't come to kill him, or beat him, or scold him.

The yellow-robed monster thought to himself: "Tang Monk is a noble man and must know etiquette and justice. Could it be that I spared his life and asked his disciples to arrest me? Huh! This must be some letter from my wife to his country." , the news has gone away!" The yellow-robed monster felt sad for a while, became ferocious, picked up the knife, and wanted to kill the princess.

The princess didn't know what was going on. She had just finished combing her makeup when she saw the yellow-robed monster coming angrily. Gritting his teeth, he slapped him and cursed with tears in his eyes: "You bitch, you are completely inhumane! I brought you there in the first place." This, I am obedient to you. You wear gold and silver, I will buy you whatever you need, and I am deeply devoted to you. Why do you only think about your parents and not the love between us as husband and wife?" The princess was so frightened that she knelt down on the ground. , said: "Husband, why are you talking like this?" Huangpao said strangely: "I released that Tang Monk, and you secretly asked him to deliver the message. Otherwise, why would these two monks come to your door again and teach you to go back? "

The princess can only deny and say things that are not true when she is alive or dead. If you don't believe me, ask Sha Monk. Sha Monk thought of the princess's kindness in front of his master, so he lied to her and said, "Your wife has never sent any mail. My master met the princess once and saw the missing person notice in Baoxiang Kingdom. There was a photo on it, so he knew about you." My wife is the king’s third princess, so I told the king that it was the king who asked us to capture you!”

Sand Monk was an honest man and never lied, but in order to save the princess, he lied so boldly this time that the yellow-robed monster couldn't help but believe it. The yellow-robed monster threw away the steel knife, picked up the princess with both hands and said, "My dear wife, I was rude for a moment and scared you. Don't be angry, don't be angry." He quickly helped the princess tidy up her messed up hair. Gentle and kind-hearted, he put his arms around the princess, helped her sit up, and kept apologizing to her. Then he sent someone to the kitchen to cook some of the princess' favorite dishes, arranged a banquet, and solemnly presented gifts to the princess to calm her surprise. The couple chatted with each other, and after a while they reconciled as before.

Halfway through the wine, the yellow-robed monster suddenly transformed into a romantic and handsome young man, caressed the princess and said: "My dear, you drink wine at home first and look after the two children. Don't let Monk Sha go. While Monk Tang is still there, I'm going to Baoxiang Kingdom to meet my father-in-law!" The princess was very happy and told him some precautions before letting him go.

The yellow-robed monster soon arrived at Baoxiang Kingdom. The king and the civil and military officials took a look at it and said, wow, that handsome guy! The third prince-in-law is handsome and courteous. Standing below like a jade tree in the wind, he does not look like a fairy!

The king asked: "Prince-in-law, where is your home? When did you marry my princess? Why did you come to recognize me now?" The yellow-robed monster kowtowed and said, "Dad, I am from Bo Yuezhuang in Wanzi Mountain in the east of the city. This is three hundred miles away. Thirteen years ago, when I was hunting, I saw a beautiful tiger carrying a woman down the hillside. I shot the tiger down with an arrow, took the woman back to my village, and revived her. I asked her Where is she from? She never said she was a princess. If I had known that this was the long-lived third princess and had been sent back long ago, how could she dare to get married without authorization? She said she was just an ordinary civilian girl, so I kept her at home. They were in love and consensual, and later got married. Now they have two children, one is nine years old and the other is twelve years old. They are healthy and cute, and their academic performance is also good. The third princess no longer works and works as a full-time housewife at home. , take care of the child." When the king and queen heard that their grandson was so old, they were so happy that they burst into tears.

The yellow-robed monster's ability to tell stories was no worse than that of a lawyer. He went on to say: "The tiger ran away with the wound from the arrow. Later, he cultivated in the mountains and became a spirit. This tiger ate Tang Monk who was studying for Buddhist scriptures, and transformed into Tang Monk and came to the court to deceive you. Old man. Dad, the one sitting on the embroidered pier is the tiger that carried the princess thirteen years ago. He is not the real Buddhist monk!" The king asked: "Consort, how do you know that this monk is the tiger that carried the princess?" The yellow-robed monster said: "Dad, I am in the mountains. What I eat is tiger and what I wear is tiger. Why don't you recognize it?" The king said: "Since you recognize it, let him show his true colors." The yellow-robed monster took water in his hand and After reciting a spell and spraying a sip of water on Tang Seng, Tang Seng transformed into a beautiful tiger. He was beaten randomly, chained, and locked in a cage.

The king was overjoyed and held a banquet to entertain his consort. After the wine shop dispersed, Mr. Ma moved into the Yin'an Palace, which is similar to the current Diaoyutai State Guesthouse. The palace mom knows how to do things, and has chosen eighteen sexy and good-looking palace maids. Some can sing, some can dance, some can drink, and some can play blowing. In short, they strive to make Fu Ma Ye happy.

The yellow-robed monster sat alone on the table, surrounded by clouds of breasts and jade legs. The yellow-robed monster was extremely happy. At one or two o'clock in the morning, after drinking too much, he finally couldn't help his bestiality. He stretched out his big hands, hugged a girl with big breasts, grabbed her, and bit off half of her head in one bite. . Mommy and the seventeen other maids felt that Master Fu Ma's taste was too strong. They were frightened and most of them fainted, and those who didn't fainted fled for their lives. I didn't dare to call anyone when I ran out, because the rules in the palace were strict. It was also a capital offense to disturb the king and queen from their rest.

When men in later generations read this, they can't help but shake their heads and sigh, feeling it's a pity. However, when girls today see this section, most of them nod their heads frequently, secretly thinking that their husbands are hanging around outside and meet other beautiful women. How can they lose their virginity? They should be eaten! The sexual concept of the Tang Dynasty was very open. Modern girls like to squeeze their breasts hard, and then wear low-cut clothes and swing them back and forth in front of others. This has long been the case in the court and among the people in the Tang Dynasty. At that time, a man had three wives and four concubines, and one lesbian. People can also accept it conceptually by serving several husbands. Therefore, it is not easy for the yellow-robed monster to remain calm and guarded in such an open environment. With the dignity of being attached to a horse, in the dead of night and with the wine flowing, it was the right thing to do to get two girls to sleep with him. No one resisted or objected, but he didn't. His wife was not around, and no matter how beautiful the girl was, her only use was food.

The yellow-robed monster sat among a bunch of unconscious beauties, pouring himself a drink. After a few drinks, he pulled someone over and took two bloody bites. Then he grabbed a handful of scallions and dipped them in Northeastern soybean paste. It went down into my stomach with a clicking click, making me feel uncomfortable.

Tang Monk's white horse heard that its master had been turned into a tiger spirit. At this time, the Great Sage was expelled, Sha Monk was captured, and Bajie's whereabouts were unknown. The white horse couldn't bear Tang Monk's suffering and wanted to save Tang Monk. He was originally the incarnation of the Little Dragon King of the East China Sea, and the white horse transformed into a little dragon king. Dragon King, the little Dragon King turned into a palace maid again, with a light figure and charming appearance. He pulled down his bra and approached the yellow-robed monster, saying that he wanted to pour wine for his brother. The little Dragon King grew up in the water, so pouring wine is really a good idea. A little skill, pouring the wine an inch higher than the rim of the cup without spilling. The yellow-robed monster didn't pay much attention to the palace maid's beautiful breasts, but was very interested in this unique skill. The little dragon king also said that he was doing the sword dance for his brother Fu Ma, and took the opportunity to assassinate the yellow robe monster, but was injured by the yellow robe monster with a candlestick. The little dragon king escaped with his life, and Bajie happened to come back after sleeping in the field. He cried and begged Bajie to go to Huaguo Mountain to call his senior brother back to save his master, and Bajie finally agreed.

Bajie arrived at Huaguo Mountain and explained the reason. The traveler said: "You idiot! When I was leaving, I warned and warned again and again, saying: 'If a demon catches Master, you can say that Lao Sun is his great disciple.' 'Why didn't you talk about me?' Bajie thought, 'It's better to challenge the general than to please him.' He said, 'Brother, it's okay if I don't talk about you. When I mentioned you, the monster started to curse: 'What is Sun Xingzhe, am I afraid of him? He If he comes, I'll skin him, chop him into pieces and fry him!'" After hearing this, the traveler scratched his head and scratched his head angrily, and jumped angrily: "How dare you scold me like that! I'll go over right away, catch him, and chop him into pieces. He was killed in thousands of pieces in retaliation for scolding me!"

When the Great Sage and Bajie arrived at Boyue Cave, they encountered the two sons of the Yellow Robe Monster playing at the door, so they grabbed the two little guys and coerced the princess to let Sha Seng go. Bajie brought the two children of the Yellow Robe Monster with him. Flying to the top of Yin'an Hall, the yellow-robed monster was still drinking and eating meat. Bajie pushed the two children down and smashed them into two meat patties. His beloved son suddenly suffered a misfortune and died unexpectedly. The yellow-robed monster was heartbroken and suddenly thought that his beloved wife at home might also be in danger, so he let Bajie go and turned into a violent wind and rushed back to Boyue Cave.

The traveler had transformed into a princess. When she saw him coming back, she squeezed her eyes and burst into tears, wailing bitterly. The yellow-robed monster knew very well the pain of a mother losing her child. Now that the matter had come to this, he could only choose to be strong, wiped away his tears, stepped forward and hugged the princess to comfort her: "Madam, there are green mountains here, and we are not afraid of not having firewood. Let's regenerate." !”

The princess still held her chest and cried bitterly. The yellow-robed monster saw that the princess was crying and her heart ached, and said: "I have a treasure here. As long as you put it on your chest, it will stop hurting. But be careful and don't touch it with your thumb. Otherwise, I will show my true colors." He spit out a treasure from his mouth, it was the size of an egg, crystal clear, and it was a relic. The traveler showed his true form, grabbed it, touched it deliberately, and then swallowed the treasure in one gulp.

The yellow-robed monster was shocked. His pretty wife suddenly turned into a monkey. He knew he had been fooled, but the monkey seemed to have seen him before. He asked: "I seem to recognize you, but I can't remember your name for a while." Don't think too much, The two started fighting. The Great Sage was a virgin, and the yellow-robed monster was a married man. He had to serve Bai Huaxian every day and night. There was a gap in martial arts between the Great Sage and the Great Sage, and he had no advantage in terms of physical strength. They were fifty or sixty years old. , the yellow-robed monster couldn't be defeated, it turned into a breeze and disappeared without a trace. The Great Sage couldn't find me, so he thought: "This guy said that some people recognize me. He must not be a monster in the world, but a spirit from the sky."

The Great Sage Zongyun jumped to heaven to ask, and the Jade Emperor quickly asked someone to check. After checking, there were only twenty-seven of the twenty-eight stars, and Kuixing was missing. Kuixing and Wenquxing are two constellations in the sky that are responsible for literary fortunes. The quality of a student's writing and exam ranking mainly depends on whether these two brothers reward him or not. Other positions can also be fooled, but these two positions must be full. To read poetry and books, you must have real talent and practical learning. The Heavenly Master on duty responded: "Kui Mulang has gone down to the lower world. Today is already the thirteenth day." The Jade Emperor said: "Damn, it's thirteen days in the sky, but it's thirteen years in the lower world." He urgently ordered the Xingxiu Headquarters to collect Kuimu. The wolf is back.

The members of the Twenty-Seven Stars received the decree, went out of the Tianmen, chanted the spell, and alerted Kui Xing. Kuimulang turned out to be a god general who was frightened by Sun Dasheng when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace. He hid in a mountain stream, and the demonic clouds were covered by the water vapor, so the Dasheng did not see him. At this time, Kui Mulang heard his colleagues chanting a curse, so he dared to surface and be bound. He followed everyone back to heaven and was escorted to see the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor asked angrily: "Kui Mulang, we are so beautiful in the sky, and you are responsible for such a respectable job as the rise and fall of articles. Everyone respects you. What the hell are you doing in the human world? Then Sun Monkey has a relationship with me." Conflict, now you want to scold me for being lax in my duties!" The Jade Emperor liked to curse when he was angry, and he never got rid of this problem.

Kuimulang kowtowed and said: "Long live, I am pardoning my death penalty. That King and Princess Baoxiang is not a mortal. She turned out to be the beautiful girl who serves as the incense attendant in our Pixiang Hall. She likes reading. After work, she often comes to my dormitory to borrow books. She admired my elegance in writing, and after a while, we fell in love, and she wanted to have an affair with me. I thought that if I did this with her in such a high and prestigious place as Heavenly Palace, it would tarnish the reputation of Heaven, and I would also be sorry for your years of training. So. So We agreed that we could not have sex in heaven but in the human world. She came down to the human world first and was reborn in the inner courtyard of the palace. I did not want to break my promise to her. I had to violate discipline and leave my post without permission. I came down to the human world and have been husband and wife with her for thirteen years. ...One drink and one peck, could it be a predestined decision." After saying this, tears welled up and he fell to the ground crying loudly. Everyone's eyes were red after hearing this.

The Jade Emperor thought to himself, who has never been young? Didn't he have an affair with Xiaofang from the neighboring village back then? It is rare to see someone like Kuimulang being so dedicated to women now. He pondered for a long time and said: " Brother, I won’t kill you anymore...you can go and light the fire for Taishang Laojun. Your salary will remain the same, and those who have meritorious service will be reinstated, and those who have meritorious service will be punished more severely."