It came out after a long call: salted chicken ft. Today's Dandi Daan store (long text and pictures)

After accepting the interview with "Pre-dinner Wine"@Chin, the editor-in-chief of "Suffix: Fake Wen Qing Zhi" "Snack Food" @Jeger ( hereinafter referred to as "wine"), came to ask "Salt Crispy Chicken " @陈凯西( hereinafter referred to as "Crisp", do you have a favorite interviewee?

Crisp: Come and interview @TodayDante Daan Store!

Wine: Be sure to interview him, please!

The deity and the avatar reached a consensus in the private message of Xiangte City. Then, Salted Chicken began to invite Dante for an interview every time he posted a message in Matt City. After a period of patient inquiries from Salted Crispy Chicken, Dante finally agreed to this interview.

At Dandi Coffee in Daan District, Taipei City, the two finished the interview while drinking coffee and chatting about right and wrong. Dandy Gothic takes a day off to support the employees and customers in the store. This kind of "Loiqie" (private room) Dandy coffee is not something that everyone can encounter.

Dante, who is almost unknown to everyone in Matt City, always naturally reveals the lyrics of many classic pop songs and famous lines of literary works in his writing. Such Dante (hereinafter referred to as "Dan"), What is the content of the fake interview with "Salted Chicken", the avatar of the editor-in-chief of "Snacks"?

Q1: Why does the coffee shop you open in Matt City have to be Dandi in Daan District, Taipei? Can't it be another coffee shop in Daan District? For example, "Today's LOUISA Daan Store", or "Today's Yike Daan Store"?

Dan: If you ask this question, it means you have no doubts about Daan District (laughs).

 Su: Maybe because I live in Daan District? (may be moved later)

Dan: Actually, my original intention was not to open a coffee shop. I wanted to open a channel to speak ill of others. Opening a coffee shop is just an excuse to pretend to be neutral: "Hey, hey, I heard these bad things from the next table in the coffee shop!!!" chatting recklessly and speaking loudly" and "the content of the speech was gossip and bad words" began to search.

 Su: It's true that from the demographic of Dandy, the volume of speech is relatively loud. I helped tutor students in Dandi, and sometimes I met a family eating breakfast at the next table, and they didn't pay attention to the volume. No one wants to know how well your child's monthly test scores are?

Dan: That way, Louisa, Starbucks, and the ones with the clean, bright, laid-back music of Lisa Ono's style, the younger customers would be kicked out. Half of the customers sitting in this kind of store wear earphones to isolate themselves from the world and do their own business. ! ! Would you dare to listen to a sunny, youthful and invincible child complaining about the world? What they complain about is so simple and naive, so simple that you will blow your nose (what, just peek at your boyfriend and call it a bitch? What? What do you think will happen after you choose this department?), On the other hand, I will think unsatisfactorily, God, they are so young, only youth can complain about these things, and only people in the blue gate can worry about pee splitting. Then the more you breathe, the older you look, so why bother?

 Su: People outside the blue gate are worried about not being able to urinate or needing to use a bag, right?

Dan: Yike and Dandi are both good choices. The crystal music played here or the same CD has been played for hundreds of years. Sometimes I just open the radio station to listen to it. The customers are much older and come to the coffee shop. I'm afraid it's not for coffee (it is often seen that until the guests leave, only one or two sips of coffee on the table), and the stories told are also vivid. In the end, I chose Dandi, on the one hand, because I really used to go to the Dandi Daan store quite often, and on the other hand, the number of exhibition stores and popularity of Dandi is much more than that of Yike. Dandy even has branches in Chiayi and Taitung!

 Su: Some of the silver-haired people who go to Dandi really want to get rid of their emptiness and loneliness! I recently made a circle, and Dandi near Daan District has closed several stores.

Q2. What do you think is the most fake point of Wenqing in Daan District, Taipei compared with Wenqing in other counties and cities?

Dan: Wen Qing would never go to stores like Dandi and Yike.

 Su: If I hadn't helped the students in class, I really rarely went to Dandi, but I didn't have the spare money to spend in Starbucks or Yike all the time.

Dan: But if you compare it with Wenqing in Da'an District and Wenqing in other counties and cities, I think the perception of geographic space is different. Wenqing’s brain in Da’an District has a very weak way of processing maps, so as long as the area next door is mentioned, it will crash directly and cannot be processed. For example, I know Wen Qing who lives in Da'an District. He keeps complaining that his shoulders and neck are sore and he wants to go for a massage. If you recommend him a massage parlor in Songshan District, he will think God is far away. A month later, he was still complaining, but another friend couldn't see it and asked him to make an appointment quickly. He said yes, but he still didn't go.

 Su: Don’t talk about Wenqing in Da’an District, like my mother, a character who is not Wenqing at all, and often depends on Beitianmu so far.

Dan: But, after all, mobility has always been a privilege, and it's not a lofty act to always show ignorance/interest in other geographic areas. So the way Wenqing of Daan District solves this weakness is to keep talking about far away places, Tainan, Kenting, whatever, but you ask him to talk about Linkou and Taoyuan, or even as close as MRT Songshan Xindian line, This is impossible. The life experience of most people is that of concentric circles, the closer they are to the center, the denser they are. The life experience of Wenqing in Daan District is also concentric circles, but the center of the circle is very large, and then there is a blank space between the center and the periphery. Say you don't like it? no. Disdain? Neither. Just don't know. So this also affects their life presuppositions: most people think: But sometimes to seek the Dharma, you have to go over mountains and mountains. You still have to worship the Master in Hualien, don't you? I think he is too ignorant of the logic of Da'an District. How can things be so difficult? Wouldn't it be alright to call the teacher here?

 Su: If Mayday holds a concert in Hualien, Wenqing from Daan District will be more willing to go to Hualien. Wenqing in Da'an District is so troublesome! The stars in the sky, laughing at Wen Qing in Da'an District, can't always understand, and the sense of space is not enough.

Q3. If you don't use the starting line "Who can understand...", which sentence would you like to replace it with?

Dan: Before Stefanie Sun, the savior, appeared, the line was "Fuck you!!!!" This is the starting style of Maggie Cheung's Jin Xiangyu in the Dragon Inn. How comforting it is to scream in a hysterical tone when you feel that the whole world is sorry for you all the time! But Jin Xiangyu is after all a bloody woman living in the rivers and lakes. Every word is so affectionate. His lines are used in the fake Wenqing who grows up in the greenhouse and has to turn a hundred turns in everything. It was a bit awkward and too direct. What Wen Qing needs is not to speak out his demands loudly and directly! ! ! ! What Wen Qing needs most is a certificate that can prove that he is a victim and that he is not present at the same time. When I get married and have children, I get tired of being asked by my vulgar relatives every year. Otherwise, how could I be so vulgar? I went to the civil service and research institutes, not because of my inner desire, but to reconcile with the world! !

 Su: I was annoyed when asked by relatives and didn't want to get married and have children, but he went anyway, and he could only be vulgar. If you want me to go directly to the relatives: "I'm fucking your father!!!!". Incidentally, the term "hollow net planting" above comes from the combination of "Zhongtong Waizhi" and "Tingting Jingzhi" in the article "Love Lotus" by Zhou Dunyi, the Five Sons of the Northern Song Dynasty. The salted chicken woke up after a long sleep, his brows wrinkled, he felt that the expression "hollow net planting" was not simple, so hurry up and find out "Ai Lian Said" and reread it. With such a simple and unpretentious allusion, I can't find a few people in Matt City, right?

Dan: That's why Stefanie Sun is the savior. "Actually I didn't..." "Actually I didn't..." In fact, in fact, I was reluctant, but because the whole world was forcing me, so I reluctantly did it Bar. Who can understand this is to turn the initiative into a passive, how useful it is for Wen Qing who directly admits his desires and will be shy.

 Su: I believe you are just afraid of hurting me, not lying to me. I'm starting to understand.

Dan: If I can't use it, who can understand, I'm thinking about switching back and using me to fuck your father, but considering how pure and clean I am, is it okay to use this word? So I think it should be changed to "big mistake don't come and insult my beauty."

 Su: Then do you want to get a single eyelid and a little sister's head first?

Q4. What do you think of the author of the book "Ranga Song" who admires a lolicon so much? You know who I'm talking about Loricon?

Dan: I have to admit, I grew up reading the book "Ranga Song" with tinted glasses. Did I read this book about my admiration for lolicon? I forgot a little bit. What I remember most is that he ran out of the classroom crying when he took the modern history test of China, because he couldn't write the test paper, why is China so bad? Poor poor! ! ! At that time, it was very shocking for a high school student to see this passage. And this shock was mixed with the stereotype that I interacted with a few girls in the school. At that time, my young mind came to the conclusion that these people are different from those of us who just use reading as an examination tool. of. We can keep our distance from the textbooks, or even not believe them at all, but they can't. The girls in this school I know also enjoy playing with their classmates in memorizing English dictionaries. , life and textbooks are resonant empathy, how the content of textbooks affects them of course!

 Su: I'm very curious, did he often run out of the classroom crying when he later studied in the History Department of National Taiwan University? Just this book "Rangong Song", did you see it growing up? I think you should write a "I Remember".

Dan: But I remember reading the whole book later and immediately overturning my stereotype, how could they be studying? Didn't he keep chatting with his friends every day and then skip class to drink the Park and eat ice? How can you read and read so deeply that you run out of the classroom crying? Then another stereotype rose up: Well, he's just after a kind of showmanship. Everyone is studying and memorizing dictionaries. Only my old god is skipping class and eating ice cream. I am different from them. A teacher in Qingli went up to China Geography and burst into tears, but the second female students in the city below yawned and fell asleep, so I am different from them, then I will run out of the classroom crying!

 Su: It's also the same as skipping classes and eating ice. Schools of different grades have different meanings. For example, Yan Crisp Chicken used to study near the National Chengchi University. After leaving the campus, you can still see a high school in the back section of the pig house. He skipped classes and went out of the school gate to eat ice. The next day, the instructor called the parents to come to the school. And even if you don't want to go to class, you can't run out of the classroom crying, and you may be put on probation the next day. So the salted and crispy chickens sleep directly on their stomachs.

Dan: Years later, I watched "Ranga Song" again, only to find out the truth is: he didn't fail to write the exam paper and ran out of the classroom crying. It was a boy he knew who ran out of the classroom crying. I've been so inexplicably hacking him for more than ten years! ! And no matter what, you will find a reason to black him, okay? But why did he write that the boy he knew wrote about the modern Chinese history exam paper and ran out of the classroom crying? Because of the following sentence: "I have never felt this way, because China is a lively and lively nation, a political nation, no matter how turbulent and tragic times are, it is for the country to produce talented people from generation to generation, each leading the way for hundreds of people. Years.”​​Why do I find this episode more terrifying than running out of the classroom crying? ? ? ?

 Su: Many of the romantic figures are gone, and all the show is a thing of the past. The national edition of history textbooks is indeed a wonderful novel for writers from literary families. It is really difficult for a Lu She like me, who was born in the Cai family, to be scholarly but not scholarly, and to have no literary talent.

Dan: After I went to college, I learned a lot of liberal arts subjects, saying that everything has a context, and that we have to empathize and understand. At that time, I was very good at writing this kind of topic, so why did Zhu admire Lolicon so much? It is not difficult to understand why from his growing environment and family studies, but don't force the bad boy to sympathize with Chen Qizhen, okay? ( what?)

Su: If the bad boy can empathize with Chen Qizhen, it means that he is not that bad.

Q5. The most fake thing you overheard in a coffee shop?

Dan: I was going to say that everything that goes into business and direct selling sounds fake. But the fake break here is just bragging and exaggeration. The bragging and exaggeration in business should not be too insincere, right? The most bizarre experience I found was a group of older men (and apparently neighbors) discussing prostate care in a coffee shop. When a group of men get together, it is often necessary to compete with each other. In business and direct selling situations, bragging and exaggeration are for the purpose of making a deal, but in men's gatherings, bragging and exaggeration are also for the purpose of competing with each other. People in a masculine culture are also very much.

Su: They are all men with only one mouth left. Don't you know that there is a mobile eavesdropping version of haha ​​right next to you?

Dan: But how does a prostate problem compare? This is the wonderful point. Generally speaking, don't people want the healthier and richer the better? Why do these guys win or lose, the good ones have to win, the bad ones have to win? Have you ever fired a knife? Ouch, I've driven it twice. I'm a senior. The doctor you met sucks? I'll tell you what I've come across is worse. Your whole group is broken? I tell you I broke the whole set and broke twice.

Su: I laughed in spite of being in the north. How can the prostate go bad twice in a row?

Dan: Where's the fake break? The most fake point is that once a certain person's wife went to the coffee shop, the boss (who was actually eavesdropping) took care of her husband's prostate out of the neighbor's compassion. The wife said in surprise: But he doesn't have this problem! ! ! ! These boys, the good ones have to win, the bad ones have to win, and even their healthy and plump prostates have to be framed for the sake of face! ! ! ! !

 Su: Am I the only one who thinks a man who frames his prostate is very caring?

Q6. Do you think "Snacks" and "Crispy Chicken" are the best with coffee?

Dan: Of course it's crispy salted chicken. Is there anything in the world that can compare to crispy salted chicken? Whether it’s someone pretending to lose weight or suffering from a terminal illness, if you ask them what they would do today if they were to die tomorrow, they would definitely be doing something they always wanted to do but didn’t dare to do for one reason or another, such as talking to someone Personal confession. "If tomorrow is the end of the world, then I'm going to eat snacks today until I burst out" sounds a little weak and unconvincing? But if the appetizer is replaced with salted chicken, the whole sentence becomes super invincible and reasonable. This kind of thing that others need to endure for a lifetime and dare not let go until the end of the world is not a super treasure of the same level as confession? If you want to reconcile with the world, you don't need to take the civil service exam. It's more realistic to go to the alley and buy a pack of salted chicken to eat. Don't talk about coffee, I think it is also good to go with high-fiber vegetable juice or red wine. Tomorrow will be the end of the world, so drink whatever you have.

 Crisp: Then order another latte, I'll call Panda to deliver the salted crispy chicken.

Special thanks to the editor-in-chief of "Snacks" @Jeger for the post-production work of this interview, @Today Dandi Da'an Store takes the trouble to add and polish the text. Some of the photos in the article are the editor-in-chief's avatar "Salt Crispy Chicken" @陈凯西 specially shuttled through Da'an District, and went to the streets around CNR and Liutiaotong at the beginning of Huadeng.

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