Straight Shuqingyi╰⋃╯

"I'm great~♫I feel hot~♬
I'm a stick♪~I'm going to hit a home run♫~la~la~la"

Enough! What the hell are you arguing about? Do you know what time it is?
"What's the matter? I'm lying down well, but I'm just upright."

It's embarrassing for you to embarrass me like this, even more embarrassing than when I was a teenager.
It's already 3:00 in the morning, you've been like this since 1:00, I just went to the toilet, and I've been back for a long time. How is it now?
"It's nothing? Well, it's always like this when you're asleep, isn't it?"
"Why don't you think about who is the problem?"

what? what happened to me?

"How old are you now"
28 years old.

"Where are the people?"
...work in other counties and cities, what are you asking about now?

"Shh, shh, just be quiet and just answer my question."
...

"And who do you live with?"
With whom? I am alone, who else?

"Listen, this is the question! This is the question!!"
"Where's the other guy in the room? Where's my physical jig?"

what!?
"Don't play stupid, you heard it, and, you know what I mean"

......I don't know, maybe, it's still on the way? I have to call and ask "Don't come! You don't even have a phone!"

...(covers face) Haas, this rant is a critical hit.
"Now do you know how serious the problem is? Besides, it's not with me"

OK, yes, I admit, so what then?

"And then!? You go to the factory to go to work, go home, eat dinner, read articles, or read a few pages of books every day, and talk to friends on the Internet. Have you ever thought about my feelings?"

Lu... I still have to exercise a little bit, and take pictures of the flowers in the park with my mobile phone.

"What does this have to do with me? Who do you think is carrying the desires and cravings of this 28-year-old's body when you fall asleep?"

Oh. Sure.

"To put it bluntly, you didn't consider my male sex, my feelings, didn't you?"

You're right, I really didn't take your feelings into account, so this time I'd like to hear it, okay?

"This time? It's like you've heard my opinion before."
"Since you're willing to listen, then I'll talk about the conditions: plump, well-proportioned, good hand feel, and eye contact, good interaction."

...(whispering) it sounds better than it sounds...

"You can say it once, be careful I make you more embarrassed later when you need to"

Okay, sorry, what you said, but it can't be specified like this? I mean your conditions are very specific, yes, but it's not like that, I, or we, have to get to know each other and have a life Consensus, talk about the imagination of the future relationship, etc., and have some spare money on hand, and so on.

"Then, to the end, to the end, to the end, to the old man, to the dick"
"You thought this ten years ago, and then what? Elections are going to be filled with empty checks from politicians, and then you're so pragmatic here!?"

Hold on!bro, you've crossed the line, we don't seem to be in charge of satirizing politics, it's a field specialized by other(ㄌㄠˇ)people(ㄋㄚˋ), OK?

"Hey, you're very good at talking~ How can you look like a light bulb that's going to break in front of the opposite sex. It's really you."

Right, right, now is your time, you can say anything, just let you say, what is your specific action strategy, please reveal it?

"Make an appointment when you have time, the epidemic? It's not important, eat first, let her see how you look, anyway, the next time you talk, it will come out, don't worry about those who don't have it, understand?"

Understand. Didn't I just do it? It's just that the appointment for dinner didn't work...

"(breath~breath) Who the hell taught you to only have one appointment, you throw your time on Master, writing those a bit difficult and not funny articles, why? Do you think you are an ascetic? There are no writers like you. I love talking on paper so much!”

Hey! Too much! I'm hurt, I'm going offline

"...How do you go offline when you share a brain? Can you dig a hole in the ground to bury your glass heart first? It's hard to communicate."
"Now, casually, there are a lot of dating software, you download a few, and then slowly slide, don't say I don't respect you again, you slide until you are satisfied, OK, you are not embarrassed to chat, on an appointment, so, there are Problems? Stress?"

I always feel that this is very similar to shooting birds at random, very similar to the unfamiliar development when I was in the insurance business before.

"If you don't use it, don't call it a gun, and if you can't make an appointment, don't call it a bird. You really like to do aerial exercises, don't you? You think that self-satisfaction can be prevarication, right?"

Dug ha, you really, fisted to the flesh, I'm about to figure out who is the one who is responsible for thinking and who is the one who acts.

"Think about when you were full of energy and full of energy, when the articles you wrote were frozen for ten years, and when you were not even a woolen thread, anyone would be irritable and straight, understand? You understand my mood. Yet!?"

Okay~ Speaking of which, I also know that, as hot as you are, I am not living like a piece of wood.
To put it bluntly, I want the soul and you want the body, and as far as I know, when we agree, that's the time.

"Huh? Pretty sure, what do you mean?"

Not yet, but soon. You know, sometimes people just get in a hurry. Look at the life we have experienced, which time is not a beat earlier, because my feelings climbed to the head first.

"That's right, it makes sense, you mean... when the opportunity comes... or when the situation comes, you will act, right?"

Yeah, it's always been like this? I don't know why, but, initiated by me, most of the others won't catch up, or, don't know it's already started, you value long-term more than plug-in or no plug-in Have it? It's like eating.

"Well...it's quite convincing, indeed, just like eating, you don't want to starve to death, and you don't want to die."

That's it. I think we're on the same page, do you think that's something to celebrate?

"Wait, stop your hand, stop, I'll wait and let the bullet fly for a while, don't bother you."
"There are only a few problems left. Your attitude of being so easy-going, shouldn't it be a fraud for the next ten years? An effective power-saving policy is different from a power outage due to lack of energy, you understand?"

Yes, yes, can you stop talking about political memes? I'm feeling emotional, your personality is too involved!?

"Anyway, I'm you"
Well, you are me. Thanks, bro.