When I was researching the QS University Rankings, I found out that Oxbridge alumni were spreading HPV with public accounts.

Jul 17, 2022

I didn't plan to write an essay, but the result of this due diligence was too confusing, completely breaking my cognition that "educational quality is positively correlated".

So, enjoy it as a toilet gossip reading—

Here's the thing.

A few months ago, I received a marketing request for a study abroad exhibition from a client, so in the due diligence stage, I studied the media placement habits of the competition QS study abroad exhibition, which is QS in the QS University Rankings.

When I researched the official account, I found that QS had cooperated with many Kochi-type official accounts, including a public account in Hong Kong——

After a keyword search, I found that QS has cooperated with the public account in this Hong Kong area many times——

If an official account can be posted multiple times, it means that the crowd attributes of the official account and the advertiser have a high degree of overlap. In order to make the media due diligence in more detail, I focused on several official accounts, including this blind date account.

After simply reading a few articles, I found that this is a blind date account in the financial circle in Hong Kong. It mainly writes stories about financial men and women with a net worth of more than 1 million in first-tier cities in China.

Yes, this is QS.

In order to familiarize myself with the topics that men and women with a net worth of more than 1 million are concerned about, I paid 200 yuan to join their readership.

Only after I came in did I know that the 200 yuan was the closest and cheapest one to me to win—

In this group, 10 million "after the volume" is the standard package for the second generation of Xiaokaifu to graduate from society.

You can save it in two or three years.

Even if they are also sitting in the CBD, they will automatically divide the line with the self-made Internet celebrities——

Li Jiaqi and Wei Ya, who brought the goods, are still "blindly energetic who can't do business".

Yes, this is QS.

Compared with the Red Guards on the topic of gender, who can't even afford 5-digit betrothal gifts on Weibo, who can motivate themselves to work harder than these middle-class netizens?

No.

When the plan was about to be completed, a group of friends' circle of friends made me stop working——

Dude, I'm fucking straight dude.

Although I often listen to the story of Neptune's scumbag, it's the first time I've seen one who started fighting with scum.

So I continued to read-

To be honest, I have no intention of working here.

I don't know if I was raped by my wife or I was drunk and boasting. This kind of self-exploding Moments of the Pillow Wolf is even more exciting than the other.

This Francis has even been pimped by the financial public account blogger personally—

The group has already exploded. I flipped through the group friends list and found that Francis had left the group. According to the explanations of other group friends, Francis is one of the male protagonists of this financial public account.

The male lead outside the story was also played.

Out of curiosity, I checked this Francis on LinkedIn, and the conclusion surprised me—

No way, Cambridge + Goldman Sachs?

It was really Cambridge, and it appeared twice.

I took another look at the LinkedIn of Francis' friend Jia He -

This one is also very good, University of Oxford.

I checked the companies that the two of them are working for, Millennium Millennium Fund, JPMorgan JPMorgan Chase, how many dream companies for international students, and how many people's dream schools are Oxford and Cambridge.

Highly educated, high income, returnees from famous schools, the future is promising. Having a family and a baby, making appointments anywhere, married but available is the life goal of many Weibo male powers.

Hey.

When I saw this story, my first reaction was a joy, but while some people made fun of these stories, they turned their heads and put their hats on the heads of all the international students.

I was hesitant to write it. Compared to other half-truths between men and women on diet, this time the content seems more real and cruel.

I don't know since when, we have more and more laughing voices in the background.

"The United States is so fun, there is no one who can live at home and watch dramas every day."

"Have you ever asked for a ghostwriter when you were studying abroad? No way? All the international students I know are looking for a ghostwriter."

"The private life of female students is very chaotic, don't pretend to be arrogant."

"Men studying abroad are all second-generation rich, right? The family spends money to gild them, Mommy."

It's like, if you don't have the ability to open your mouth to eat, drink and play abroad, and if you don't have a hands-on experience in the gray industry of studying abroad, this study will be left in vain.

If you can't comment on where the moon is round abroad, you are not a normal international student.

After the proposal, the client spoke highly of our proposal and promised to sign with us in 2 weeks.

"Your due diligence is the most authentic among several families." The client said that this was the reason why we won the bid.

I looked at this plan. Is it real? reality. satisfied? dissatisfied.

I once thought about whether to delete those unpleasant views and say what customers like to hear like other parties. On second thought, I don't seem to be reconciled to being a mandarin copy bot like others.

Thinking about it now, fortunately, I chose keep real, so that a few weeks of 996 were not in vain.

Since the beginning of the public account, we have always put "restore the real life of studying abroad" in the first place. Therefore, rushing due, hair loss, staying up late, loneliness, hard work, hard work, and poverty have become the key words in our push.

As for those labels that the Chinese media often put on foreign students, such as the sea king scumbag, the prodigal show off their wealth, the old age, etc., they are also very few in reality, but even if it is only 1%, it is difficult for us to remove them.

As speakers, we can not only fight back with facts, but also write them into jokes for readers to play in the comment area.

Until someone like Francis appeared, representing the 1%, killed the game ahead of time.

So I began to question whether my understanding of the word "international student" was biased: As a former member, the person who "is the world around me" could be me?

"There are so many negative comments on the Internet, maybe there are really many foreign students who are ignorant and show off their wealth?"

"Are those who rush due, stay up late, and work hard, the minority among the majority?"

But in fact, I have seen 1%, I have seen 99%, and I have seen what is called "the difference between people and pigs is greater than the difference between people and pigs" .

Stand upright even if you are beaten.

The hat that can't be taken off can only be hit with precision, so that all international students will not be blamed, and every Francis will stand in the sun. We do our best.

And as to whether the people around you are 99%, or the very few of the few, you never know.

Just like not knowing which one has more money or life, you never know whether the next Kochi who graduates from Oxbridge will be the second Francis.

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