Polkadot eats a wave of "Suffix"

Editor-in-chief of the "inside out edition" :

 ☻The editor invited her to contribute when "Suffix" first started, but she replied, "I don't understand, pfft!". Also, as I mentioned before, I seem to confuse several different concepts into one, and it is easy to make simple things complicated. Later, a few "Suffixes" were released, and then I saw her posting a trailer for the fireplace, so I proposed to her, we are very suitable to play: "On the surface, you interviewed me (suffix), but it became me interviewing you around the fireplace. ”, and soon, this citizen accepted my invitation without a doubt.

But Ah, I originally planned that no matter what she asked, I would answer randomly, and her life around the fireplace [Polka Eat a Wave] has no limits, and there is nothing to ask, she has already written it all. , so I deliberately throw some inexplicable questions ㄎ ㄧ ㄤ her. The editor-in-chief doesn't want interviews with dialogues from start to finish, ahahahahahahahaha! (manic-depressed self-exalted)

What was the original purpose of "Suffix"? What do you want to express through the magazine? Or just looking for an outlet in a boring job?

 "suffix":
Since you asked, I'll tell you secretly, but don't tell anyone else, I'm the only one who knows about this matter in Matt. That is, as long as you interview a person, the other person will leave a Pokemon on you, and you will find that this is also a beautiful misunderstanding.

My first Pokémon was the appetizers. When you talk about this, you will immediately notice a language problem. Where did the appetizers come from? Of course it's from Jeger, but you'll soon find a language problem again, but when the appetizers were interviewing Jeger, the appetizers already existed, right? Yes, your logic is normal, but at the beginning, I actually went to interview Jeger first. After that, my speech became sour and sour and often offended people. I went to see a psychiatrist because of this, only to find out that it was I accidentally found a Pokémon called Snack, it's a joke.

And in order to get revenge on Jeger, I resorted to the appetizers to interview Jeger, but in the end, you must have known that Jeger was too fake, and the appetizers' combat effectiveness was too weak at that time, but it didn't matter, you must guess Here, the combat power of each author's Pokémon will be upgraded after each interview. And since you already know a little bit, I'll reveal a little more, but I'm not showing off my knowledge, I just don't have friends, since you asked, I'll say it naturally, it's not showing off, right? If you listened carefully to what I said, you must have known how many Pokémon I have in my hand. After interviewing the female scavenger Mosaic, Chin's macarons (pre-dinner drink), and the peace of Sagittarius Mummy , Impossible cerebellum. At this time, you must not help but want to choke me, and then, so what?

But in fact, you are smart, you must already know that collecting Pokémon is of course to participate in the "Pokémon Fake Breaking Contest", otherwise? What I'm going to talk about next is the real thing I want to tell you secretly, but don't tell anyone else... (50,000 words are omitted below)

>>>I don't understand what Pokémon! But why do I think you are more in line with the arrogant style XD <<<

Why not just use the Jeger himself and use the appetizers separately?

 I just accidentally answered by accident!

>>>It is the accident that liberates your potential personality, good nest! <<<

Who is the most fake Wen Qing in your mind?

Since you asked, I thought that I recently found a fake wenqing who said this:

 I haven't read any classics, I don't have any literary background, and university is not a liberal arts, I read big biography.

It wasn't until I accidentally applied for a copywriting job, and whenever the boss told me about a well-known writer that I should read, I didn't read all of them, and then I started to read novels and prose. (also for learning), and later became a bookworm under the turning point of life.

I have won the Ministry of Culture's Excellent TV Script Award, the County and City Literature Award for the novel group, the Bahamut Comic Silver Award (the original story), some essay competitions and some large and small screenplays. Then, in 2021, he will cooperate with the film company to produce a youth campus love light novel, and the film of the same name is in production.
Regarding the story, I have written game worldview scripts, TV movie scripts, novels, and comic scripts, so I can provide individual differences and simple actual combat sharing.

Regarding text, I have worked as a commercial copywriter, as an editor, as a general editor, PR press release, product naming, brand story, product introduction, Facebook & Google advertising text, seo articles. The script of the propaganda film and the advertisement of the government case.

Just based on this resume, you don't have to work as hard to collect Pokémon as I did, and you have already been invited to participate in the fake breaking contest, so embarrassed, right?

You think I don't know, but I already know that you have already secretly qualified for the "Pokémon Fake Breaking Contest", which means I know very well what this conversation is about, that is, our battle has already started~ It's starting~, Xiaozhi, let's use the nibbling system to fight, let's go, little~brain~fu~

how? It's a trick, in fact, from the first sentence, I have secretly resorted to snoring to entertain you, plus the appearance of the cerebellum when it was stupid and cute, it looks like this:

How, so cute that you didn't~

Hahahahaha, I really didn't expect that I would ask myself to hurt myself ( but... but it's evil! It's such a terrible attack ) It seems that I have fallen into a trap completely (delusional persecution??)

Okay, let's refute the rumors seriously, I don't think it's Wen Qing, because I have mixed tastes, and I have never understood what literature is . Participating in the literature award is also a kind of holding, what is literature I want to see. But after I attended it, I still couldn't understand it, so I decided to go and see what the hell was going on in other general university literature courses.

In the state of being inexplicably considered Wenqing, it seems reasonable and reasonable to be considered fake. Hahaha.

But to me, the novels and articles you wrote are the ones written by the real literary youth club. Look at how well your novels are written, those skills, the metaphors hidden in the words are easy to see at a glance I know it's a trainer.

I just wonder which literary and youth school you came from.

I also want to ask you, did you deliberately write your resume so fake (dazzling), because you were afraid that no one would come to the fireplace?

 (Suffix: False breaking is actually a positive meaning in my heart, I will tell you in advance)

I will not deny my splendid resume. As a marketing expert, I can't help subconsciously promoting the selling points of products. It's just that this time the product is my own fireplace , so I finally choose to say my qualifications. , is only an inevitable result.

It is so inspiring to be able to write a story even though I have not read any books when I was a child! Isn't this also the famous hero's journey in the story? How fitting to mention it.

Aren't many books written in this way before?

Get started when xx for the first time

Pig's head can also be happy when xx

It means the Pokémon contest, what are you trying to compete with? Although I don’t think I’m a literary youth, the name of Polkadot is very Pokémon.

You admitted that you have a hidden Pokémon, but you still pretended to be stupid and asked me what I wanted to do, and you wanted to secretly use the "potato-type Polkadot" with various combat capabilities, so let's fight, Polkadot!

Wait a minute, should the editor-in-chief and the interviewee both be fake wenqing? Can fake wenqing be okay?

You all say that it is "pseudo" Wen Qing, why can you be on "Suffix"?

You probably want to offend seven people (above) at once!

Strongly curious about your definition of Wenqing!

It means that Wen Qing feels really tired after talking about it for a long time. Before, when I only looked at Nine Swords, a boy also said that I was a Wen Qing girl, and I rolled my eyes.

Are you called Wen Qing if you read books? Is Chen Weimin's nonsense in the army considered a literary youth? Is watching Harry Potter considered literary? Love Eileen Chang and watch Haruki Murakami at the same time love watching Hahatai Street interview and swearing, is it a literary youth?

When I randomly make a fictional Wen Qingzhi, isn't that just defining my so-called "fake breaking Wen Qing"? Why have I been entangled between "Wen Qing", "Fake Breaking Wen Qing", "Real Breaking Wen Qing", "Pseudo Wen Qing", and "True Wen Qing", and I can't get out of it after an hour of turning? ?

 >>> That's not because I can't see where your Wen Qing fake break is!
btw, does the above circle want to pay me? If so, I'd be happy to! Please try it a few more times! <<<

So is your current job related to magazines? Are you related to Wen Qing?

Work is related to magazines, why do you still come here to do magazines, how much do you owe people abuse?

 >>> Maybe it's because I'm frustrated in my own magazine, so I have to find another place to prove my talent! <<<

I see that you originally wrote [I heard that writing is practiced like this ], do you want to be a guide for writing and the pseudo-people light a bright light?

Ahahahahaha, I have noticed that you said that I "fake" people to light a bright light, and you are smart enough to ask and answer questions for me. That is to say, that typo is another beautiful fact!

 >>>Then it's really a beautiful mistake that I accidentally wrote a typo, then I won't refute you. <<<

Oh, by the way, I suddenly wanted to ask you, so there is no limit to participating in your life around the fireplace [Polka Eats] . Can you help me win the literature award, help me read the article, formulate a battle plan, and guide the composition?

I will refer you to everyone.

Who are you, the judges? through the back door?

Hahahaha, idiots, the people who participated in my fire, want them to watch your series on how to write articles hahaha!

What's the matter, are you using logic? Even if I wrote that series, I still couldn't win the literary award . I'm a theoretical school, so I want to enter your furnace and see if there are other ways. Why, your furnace doesn't have this kind of service?

But why do I think you have the strength to win the literary award? Are you really serious about participating? ? Hahahahaha...  

Once I voted for four prizes in one year, and my thoughts became very extreme . I want to ask if participating in your furnace will help me win the literature prize and heal my wounds. Please, you have not won the prize. Hey, please help guide me, how much is your furnace VIP membership, just tell me.

Literary prizes don't know, because I often don't know what the judges are thinking. I think the script can help.

Ha ha. I've never been able to figure out what literature is, but I've been wondering how did you develop it? ? How can I become like you?

Hey, you don't want to reveal the small steps. In fact, I just asked casually, wondering what your furnace is playing, but now I am the editor-in-chief, and I will judge others. Hey, you are not fake enough. Oh, hey, you're too fake like this, and it's not good, anyway, everything that doesn't look pleasing to the eye is not a high-profile figure .

Then if I parasitize a furnace in your furnace, how about teaching everyone how to be the editor-in-chief?

Hahahaha~ In my furnace, I will tell you how I got the literary award, and if anyone is willing to show me the article, I will also give advice . So does the script. But not guaranteed classes. Still depends on personalization.

It's like reading biographies and writing about how you do business, but it's exactly the same. It's impossible to copy without the right place and the right person.

How to do the furnace in the furnace, but your current fake breaking method, doesn't it feel more like another term? Why do I feel a little arrogant in the second series haha...

For example, I am a guest, sharing some editing and magazine interview techniques, copywriting ideas, how to kidnap people for performances, and you can share the membership fee with me, how about it?

What the hell is a furnace? XD

Why don't you come to guest teach how to be a Tsundere?

Hey Xiaozhi, Polkadot seems to be a little unhappy, we are going to use the most powerful staggered department "One Piece~Xiang~He" and decide it's you~

~filter you out~filter you out

filter you out~ filter you out~

Plus code to send you a super close to the people "Fire Fighter Calendar" beautiful picture

Hurry up and take your medicine...

I just came here to eat...

Please, answer me at least one question seriously at the end, okay? With Matt City as the starting point for the magazine, is there any hope of where Suffix will go because of this beginning?

I just wanted to get 5 Pokémon to participate in the fake breaking contest, and I have achieved my goal. (please feel free to others)

>>>Okay, having an answer is the same as not having an answer! 🤣🤣🤣Congratulations on your promotion, it's awesome! <<<

Come fight, Polka! ! !

(Otherwise, what am I going to do when I collect fake Pokémon?)

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>>> puff ~ puff ~ puff