小鹿斑比
小鹿斑比

想記錄那些閱讀過後有感觸的笑點與那些其實不知道也無所謂的小事,雁過可能會留影,也可能被拔毛,也可能成為某人眼底映照下的雁過也,正傷心,卻是舊時相識...,每個人看事情的角度都不同,所以形成了各色的風景,就看看我眼底的風景吧。

Wednesday chat

Let’s talk about life, the benefits of having more meat, and some informative jokes!

It's been so cold recently... I now drink a cup of ginger tea every day... I think everyone should start drinking hot drinks too, right?
When it's so cold, let's take a look at the cute gray figure in the daytime to warm our hearts~

Gray is so cute

After experiencing the black and white boss, Hua Bai initially backed away from me (this woman said she liked me, but didn’t understand my feelings at all), but in the past two days, we have become close to each other again. Currently, she is the only one who is only 15 years away from me. For a cat in centimeters, the small tabby is 30 centimeters, the black and white and the black and white spots are 1 meter and 50 centimeters, and the small flower and the variegated color in the next alley are two meters~

So Xiaolu wants to talk about cats today?
No, of course it’s not just that. Today I mainly want to talk about what I was praised by my sisters last weekend~

Xiaolu was speculated by a group of sisters whether he was in his 20s~
I was even guessed by other counselors who were relatively unfamiliar with me as to whether I was over 30~

So happy (turn in circles, sprinkle flowers✧*。 ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*。)

I only wore makeup on the first night, and I stayed makeup-free for the next two days~

There are benefits to having more meat! Enough collagen!

Hua Bai looks at you

And because I am very solid, I am basically not afraid of the cold. I can wear short sleeves and long pants in the morning. I rush to brush my teeth and wash my face while telling the people passing by: It’s not cold, it’s not cold, it’s really not cold.

It’s also a benefit….

By the way, will everyone be like the little deer? When you are a counselor, you will have a lot of luggage... Obviously, when you were a student, you only needed a backpack, but now you need a double-layer luggage bag + handbag + small carry-on bag...

The reason why this happens is... In theory, counselors will wear white shirts and dark trousers, but for three days~ As a little deer who is the first and only time to be a counselor, how can I only Wear a white shirt to the end!
Of course, there are three white shirts with different details, paired with three pairs of dark gray, all black, and dark blue trousers corresponding to the white shirts!
The trousers are different, the socks must be different, and the hair tie must be different every day, too!
In addition to the small snacks, toiletries, etc. I need to bring, thanks to the strong zipper of the duffel bag.
Also because the duffel bag really can’t fit in it, otherwise I would even want to bring three different vests that I wear every day when I’m afraid of the cold….

Obviously, when I was a student in the past, I would wear a white shirt for two days...

Finally, let’s talk about some funny jokes while looking at the cute gray hair~

No matter how you look at it, it’s so cute

One day Xiao Ming came back from the hospital. Xiao Hua was concerned about his health and asked Xiao Ming: You are back. Is everything okay? what did the doctor say?
Xiao Ming: Doctor.

On a certain company trip, in order to fully understand the local landscape, a tour guide was hired.
When passing a mountain, the tour guide introduced the features here: "There is a spring at the foot of this mountain, Qu Yuan Spring."
Xiao Ming asked: "What spring?"
The tour guide replied: "Qu-Yuan-Quan!"
Xiao Ming: "I'm not asking you how to read, I'm asking you what spring!"

It’s another day of increasing knowledge, so congratulations, congratulations!

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