頹廢熊
頹廢熊

躺平的韮菜不好割,最愛耍廢,偶爾扮作偽文青

Short Story "A Beautiful Day"

Talking about the ancient is not good to refute the ancient

Spring brings life to the earth, and the hairy bear starts a hard day's work, going to the forest to dig truffles and sell them to Michelin restaurants, but truffles are luck and sometimes nothing.

The bear with hair on the heart, the name is too long, and the name is too long.

When Fat Shark went to the forest, he saw Mao Bear swiping his phone.

Fat Shark: Are all places in Shankala connected to the Internet?

Mao Xiong: I made some money and used the Starlink of Yishang. You know that Starlink can break through the firewall, of course it can be used. Yishang took a stake in Twitter, I wonder if Invasion will come back? Made American great again.

Fat Shark: Since the firewall is not afraid of it, let's watch the salty Internet cafe

Mao Xiong: What's so beautiful? My balls were cut by the security guard. Can't you see that my ear is missing a corner? The ears can be played in the wild after they are cut off. By the way, I practice the sunflower collection. If I want to practice magic, I must first go to the palace.

Fat Shark: I'm glad mine is still there

Hairy Bear: Do sharks have balls?

Fat Shark: Don't worry, the weather is getting hot, do you want to shave the hair on your heart?

Hairy Bear: It is my characteristic to have hair on my heart

big white hair

Fat Shark: Have you ever seen black hair but a white beard

Hairy Bear: In this case, you should take off your clothes and check the color of the hair on your body. If you have fat meat, it will be fine

Fat Shark: Bear, you're a pervert

Because just blowing water, instead of digging up truffles, I found brightly colored mushrooms.

Fat Shark: Throw away the mushrooms, the poison will kill you

Hairy Bear: Then we have to eat the northwest wind and rely on photosynthesis

Fat Shark: You can sell your body, but you can sell your ass if you don't have any balls

Hairy Bear: The world is so unfair, bears don't have to work

Fat Shark: Or if we want to release NFTs, we just need to make a series of NFTs with different shapes, no colors, and different screen backgrounds, first tweet, whitelist, follow, retweet, join discord, whitelist price is very flat, Then we made our own highs, paid KOLs to shill, and made a fortune at that time.

Hairy Bear: Cut leeks, I like it.

One bear and one shark were very excited, talking and talking, the sun went down, and the day passed like that.

That is very productive!

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