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The life of a sloth | If I had a new refrigerator

I saw the reading pen cultivation tracked on matters, and wrote a lovely 50-word new poem (short essay?) for the fresh academic test questions,
My hands are itchy, and I also wrote a few.

【one】

If I had a new refrigerator,
To invite dear grandma to my house,
Tonight, wait for me to come home,
The new refrigerator has doubled in size.
Become, grandma's refrigerator.


【two】

If I had a new refrigerator,
Excited to measure the size of the new refrigerator,
Then go to Mucha Zoo to see elephants and giraffes,
Then you will find,
Bought the wrong size refrigerator. (Note 1)


【three】

If I had a new refrigerator,
I don't need to air dry your shadow, (Note 2)
You can have a drink anytime.
But the new refrigerator and I, still feel lonely.



Note 1, from the Internet joke:
How do I put elephants in the refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, fold the elephant, put the elephant in the refrigerator, close the refrigerator.
How do I put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, take the elephant out, fold the giraffe, put the giraffe in the refrigerator, and close the refrigerator.


Note 2, from Xia Yu's new poem "Sweet Revenge":

salt your shadow and dry it

Drink when you are old



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