光頭佬
光頭佬

80年代人。喜歡讀書。不希望被看見的文字工作者。

trick the ghost into the castle in the sky

Are ghosts really that easy to deceive? It should be, otherwise why would someone say, I am a poor ghost?

It is strange to say that everyone shouted that their wallets were shrinking, the economy was depressed, and stocks fell sharply. However, many lands were still expropriated, and many houses were still inexplicable. In the village where I live, there is such a strange phenomenon now.

When you are shopping for groceries in the market, or walking around in coffee shops, restaurants, and grocery stores, there will be many people talking loudly or hysterically in front of many people, what is going on in your pocket or bank account? No money. When the conversation changed, it seemed like a jewel, and he kept his mouth shut and said how many shophouses, how many bungalows, how many double-storey townhouses and other assets to show off. Listening to it, I just feel incredible. Previously poor, even suffering from hunger and cold, the sister-in-law, the old gentleman, who was almost in contact with the family, got out of poverty so quickly and sat in several buildings. This thing is not easy!

Looking at the old houses near my home (with a little nostalgic taste), they disintegrated and disintegrated one by one, and my heart is really sad. People today have no money! really have no money. Otherwise, how could the land and even the old house left by the ancestors be resold, and then find another bird cage, and the whole family can enjoy the crowded feeling together. It is truly unattainable for mortals, the saints are stunned, and the vulgar people like me are even more than two kings, who can't touch their heads.

Beautiful fairy tale wrong ending

Therefore, the depression of the world and the sluggish economy are all lies. It's okay to deceive the old lady and the old man who are in the 70s and 80s. It's a little bright for my brain, but for people who are not very smart, it's full of loopholes.

First of all, I still want to explain that modern people are really poor. Everyone is poor, including me. Therefore, we have to constantly sell the land in exchange for one or two buildings with dull design and no creativity, and then become complacent, call poverty in front of everyone, and describe the luxury of our humble house.

This kind of person, we can't avoid, because he is around. If you don't believe me, you can probe and ask the people next door or behind if they are very poor, and then ask for property such as houses, cars, storefronts and the like. If he answers no, I advise you, it is best not to believe it, because this man is talking nonsense with his eyes open. I won't lie to you, everyone likes this, it's human nature. Even the "Three Character Classic" once said grandly: At the beginning of human beings, nature is inherently good. And I still insist, it was a beautiful fairy tale with a wrong ending. real!

Recently my mother started nagging my father. She said to the old man, look, look, who is buying the house. Look at how old and poor he is, and he has the money to buy a house. You, you, look for one whenever you want. We will also go and have a look. If it suits you, you can buy it back.

I heard this and felt sad. There is still room in one house, so I rush to ask for a second house, what are you talking about! Fortunately, my dad has high skills and good kung fu. In a few taels, he took away a few thousand pounds from my mother, and said with a high voice: "Oh, those are rich people. Now the economy is depressed and the money is small. To buy so many houses, do it. What? ! Isn't the family very short of money now? Where to get spare money to support the house. dont you agree.

My father was a genius, and my mother was speechless for a while, she mumbled and muttered by herself, saying some sentences in a language she didn't know. It took me a long time in the room, and I couldn't understand even half of the words I knew. It was so frustrating that I forgot the lid of the coffin!

sad surprise

Everyone is very reasonable. Like Andy, a grocery store I know. Last month, I went to her store to buy some magical ingredients, and I was going to go back to the Buddha. At checkout, she took my money and didn't give it back to me. I looked at her, and she smiled, which really made people think that she wanted to get out of the wall.

Suddenly, she said, young man, come to my house next week. What? I heard right, why go to her house? I widened my eyes and asked her what was going on. She said that when the new house is entered, the wine is put in, and the family is called to come together. After I said this, I let go of the big stone in my heart and returned to the original blood pressure, otherwise my blood vessels would really burst, I don't know what happened!

This Andi seems to have earned it. I only bought a building at the end of last year, and in less than four months, I added property, my God! It's really not as good as the sky, the proprietress who tells the guest all day that she has no money, now has three bungalows, two apartments, and a two-storey shophouse. Will there be more in the future? This kind of thing is hard to estimate, so let's leave time and talk to her money. It's really inconvenient for me to reveal it any more, because when I think of her face when she talks about being poor, I cringe. That kind of tremor is "After Tomorrow", the hero is in the water, immersed in cold water, and there is a possibility of death at any time. No child's play!

Even though I have written a lot of appeals to people to protect their homes and the original appearance left by their ancestors. Unfortunately, I was unable to do what I wanted, the pen was not strong enough, and I always stayed in a state of wandering (I mean the article). I haven't finished writing the article yet, so I looked across from the courtyard of my house, my God, the construction site started two months ago, and now it's the same as before. It seems that after a rain, the pillars will grow wildly immediately, a bit like the feeling of growing mung beans as a child. After only a day or a half of the night, you can see the green leaves, what they look like. At that time, the feeling was jubilant surprise, and now it's the same surprise, but it's a sad surprise.

So, I don't understand, why people who call poor can be so poor? Why are they poor? Because you have a few unfinished buildings, you are called poor? This is too exaggerated. Because the salary is too low, not enough to make ends meet, and you want to buy a house to save face and call yourself poor? This reason is too far-fetched, too embarrassing!

A fellow practitioner who studied Buddhism at the same dojo, riding in her car one day, said, "People nowadays are desperately trying to buy houses, and builders are also happy to build houses. Then, some houses are beautiful, so buy There are a lot of people who leave it alone, waiting for foreign workers to help them live, which is too wasteful and absurd. Besides, with only one person, how can he live in so many houses? Even if there are many children, it can't be finished! This is quite reasonable. We are really greedy. It is true that we need to live in so many houses when we are poor. Oh, hearts, hearts!

The house is not very expensive, the land is actually very cheap, and people are simply greedy.

With the ghost again

Population increases, houses are built, yes! The fault is that there are too many houses and too few people live there. Every time I see a vacant house, or the project is halfway through, the contractor disappears for no reason, the house can't be built, and it's all abandoned there. It is built, in front of the big glass door, there are two big English words "To Sale", and it is matched with a very vulgar phone, what is 01X-3386868. Is this a leftover house? Or someone who has never joined the house and is eager to sell the house?

It's starting to be chaotic, a little chaotic, please, forgive me for this memory and thoughts, a man with premature aging.

Or borrow the grocery store, restaurant, coffee shop, and show off calling the poor. The world is not good, the economy is depressed, the company's salary is low, and the customers do not consume, alas, poor! If you are really poor, you still have a lot of houses to pay for. Can you not be poor? ! In this way, everyone is poor. Then go ahead and buy a house. If you don't buy a lot of houses, you'd better not call yourself poor, or other people won't believe it, and your eyes are murmured: you don't have a house to pay, you have a stable job, and you call yourself poor and cheat. What the hell? !

This time, it was with the ghost again.

Are ghosts really that easy to deceive? It should be, otherwise why would someone say, I am a poor ghost?

In the end, I told my dear brothers and sisters very old-fashioned that the land of the ancestors was not used to build houses continuously, but was used for you to keep. It's not that you have to live in a leaky board house, but you have to live in a birdcage with an ugly design and lack of novelty. Therefore, with the head that is often used to weave the beautiful lies of "very poor", think about whether you need so many houses and whether you can live in them. If not, then you really have to deceive the ghost and let the ghost live...

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