Li Xiaojiao

When Li Xiaojiao suddenly appeared at my house, I was sitting on the bed picking my booger. This was a delicate and arduous job, so I dug very carefully. I know that things like booger appear in this world involuntarily, so with this kind of love, I dug very elegantly. After all the booger was dug out, I could smell a clearer smell of rotting bananas in the air.

My ex-boyfriend was a lunatic, as everyone knew afterward, so it wasn't unusual to see anything rotten from him in my house at the time. In the period before we broke up, he would bring a handful of rotten bananas that were thin and short every time he came to bed with me, undressed the rotten bananas when he undressed me, and then stroked my nipples And the clitoris, analyze the black spots that have been squeezed and rotted on the banana.

He always smashes half a rotten banana in his hand when he enters me, and he says the smell helps him get to orgasm faster.

The last time we had sex he tried to threesome me with a banana and I hysterically refused. I yelled at him: You stick your dick in the banana peel and it won't break in there. He didn't seem to understand what I said either, and insisted on raping me with a rotten banana in his hand. My ex-boyfriend was much bigger than me, and I couldn't bear it any longer. I picked up a lamp at hand and waved it at his head, and the lamp rolled to the ground.

After he was smashed, he was silent for a while, staring at the banana in his hand, and that time looked terrifying in my mind. Finally, I saw his penis soften and choked and said: I really can't stand you. I want to break up with you, you go. He didn't say anything after listening, just threw his black and white lover on my bed, put on his pants obediently, and got up and left.

Li Xiaojiao came into my house shortly after her ex-boyfriend left. At that time, I was still stuck in the smell of rotten bananas and confusion, because he came over and licked my hand that had just picked my booger, and scoffed at the smell of the rotten banana. I decided that he had a fate with me, He stayed.

Li Xiaojiao was just a Teddy at first, and I had a big appetite, which made me look yellow and skinny. When he ate a lot, he started to grow, and his volume increased several times, becoming a teddy bear with fluffy fur, always smiling, and a belly that could drum. One day later, a human penis grew on the teddy bear. It was a beautiful cock, taut, naked, and unbelievably cute.

It's strange to say that since that thing grew, Li Xiaojiao gradually began to lose her shaggy hair, and her body gradually became thinner, and finally she became a man who was smoother and cuter than that penis. .

Li Xiaojiao, who has become a man, still can't speak. When I called my best friend to complain about why I chose a lunatic as my boyfriend, he looked at me blankly; when my best friend apologized and said that everyone should not encourage me because everyone admired that lunatic, he was still blank. look at me. After hanging up the phone, I hugged Li Xiaojiao and said: I still don't know what I want. He seemed to understand and rubbed my face, but I felt like he still didn't understand anything. But it doesn't matter, Li Xiaogao can have sex. He was still intoxicatingly bestial in bed, turning me into the same squeaky bitch on the side of the road.

My life with Li Xiaojiao went on like this logically. I bought him clothes, took him out to dinner, and showed my new partner to my best friends. My girlfriends started to make fun of me like my ex-boyfriend was still alive. They liked Li Xiaojiao very much. Although they knew he was not a real person, they liked his handsomeness, silence and good listening. They would say a lot of good things about Li Xiaojiao, just like they persuaded me to accept my ex-boyfriend back then. When dealing with that lunatic, I often felt that I didn't like him at all, I just liked what people said about him, and the place I had in people's hearts when I was with him.

After having Li Xiaojiao, I started to be happy again. After dinner last night, I took Li Xiaojiao for a walk. When I approached a bustling block, I suddenly heard a sharp scolding from the proprietress of the fruit stand across the road.

The two of us turned around and saw a man with bare bottoms holding two peaches in his hands, being chased and beaten by a group of citizens. From a distance, the man's handsome face and weird smile still amaze me.

I whispered to Li Xiaojiao: That's my ex-boyfriend, he's completely crazy.

After I finished speaking, I took Li Xiaojiao and quickly left the place. I'm afraid of meeting someone I know and keeping the brim of my hat low.