catmint bar: Cuba Liberty, Kalimotxo, Cream Popcorn

Recently, there have been fewer guests at the Mao Coin Bar, probably because of the epidemic, try not to go to crowded places. But the most important thing is that there is a bear market atmosphere in the currency circle. The currency value of LIKE has shrunk by more than 10 times since I joined Matters in the second half of last year. I am afraid that everyone is too lazy to clap their hands!

It doesn't matter, the bar can be imaginary, Miao can be imaginary, and I can design it myself without guests.

Customers from the wrong department are indispensable. They suddenly appeared at the bar and shouted, " How could they not sell coffee ?", or ran in temporarily and said that they were dizzy, " But I forgot whether I took blood pressure lowering drugs. " Ask if there is a blood pressure meter I can borrow.

Weird guests often bring a lot of joy to the bar, and I always look at me and smile. And the guests in the affair are always more able to exude the taste of enjoying greed than the lovers.

They know how to condense the endless love in the strange zero time, and the joy of the person who steals the joy.

When checking out, I gave a lot of tips and I was happy. She smiled at A Miao like a fool, like a thief who didn't make a fool of herself. Like not to tell anyone.

It was so obvious that Me and Miao looked at each other again and smiled.

Whenever the uncles and aunts come to the bar, A Miao will play Xiao An's "Waste of Love". Uncle's pug-like wrinkled old face immediately appeared two watery and ambiguous eyes. This is already the insider of the cat coin bar, and the old butts are snickering.

Uncles always order (old-school) Long Island Iced Tea and then help Aunty order a dessert, usually tiramisu .

It's true that this doesn't conform to the rules of low elimination, but A Miao respects the flashing ceremony of the "sweet food" of the elders. Mainly, when Ah Miao served Long Island iced tea, she always pronounced it "Changdi Iced Tea" with her big tongue and leaky wind, and her uncle was so happy, he immediately put the money in Ah Miao's pocket, and then quickly opened Ah Miao, as if I know that everyone is waiting for this scene to make fun of him.

I can't remember their appearance, because at the beginning, in my mind, I automatically converted into a silly uncle pug and a lovely red poodle aunt.

It is said that when they first dated, the coffee shop they originally planned to meet suddenly closed, and my uncle searched everywhere, but there was nothing nearby, so they had to get into an underground bar that was barely like a coffee shop, and asked A Miao right away. , "Do you sell coffee or juice?" Uh...uh before answering after a while, juice is available but.... The uncle shouted in a loud voice and was anxious, "We'll come in if we have it." The result was no (pure juice).

What coffee does the pickup girl drink? When uncle tries to become a customer, will innocent pugs laugh? Yes, when Aunt Red VIP didn't see it, uncle ordered wine like a thief, it was like drugging into juice. (It's just a cup of Long Island iced tea, 30% alcohol, with lemon juice and some cola)

Auntie took a sip or two of tiramisu, and uncle drank half of the Long Island iced tea, talking to herself. It turned out that the aunt was just smiling the whole time, cherishing her words and elegant temperament. A Miao later found out that this aunt had strayed into the bar a few months ago and wanted to borrow a sphygmomanometer. Knowing why she came, she was finally brought back by her son.

A Miao brought the whiskey mixed with plum and water, a chubby plum, suspended on the edge of the glass. He saw the laptop screen and sneered at me for rewriting the guest's story.

He told me about "another version" of the aunt and uncle's story.

They are colleagues, just different departments, and they often come over for a drink after get off work on weekends. The first time I went to the Mao Coin Bar, they looked like a pair of middle-aged people, but their behavior had become shy lovers. I don't know what to order, A-miao recommends this pair of colleagues who are "youda and above, but not full of lovers", a glass of "Cuban Liberty" (rum + cola) and "Kalimotxo" (wine + cola) for the right lover, As a result, the two of them at the same time distanced themselves: "We are just colleagues!" As expected, they had a tacit understanding.

The appetizer is creamy popcorn, adolescent flavors!

(Just being a brother or a sister, I understand!)

As a result, within two years of the colleague, the aunt left the job, and everyone was guessing whether it was a good thing for the two of them. Occasionally, the uncle who appeared alone in the bar told A Miao that the aunt raised her son alone and later suffered from dementia. Now her son is taking care of her, but her son has just graduated from college.

"Do you want to marry her?"

Uncle asked A Miao, when a person can no longer say "I do", and only I do it unilaterally, do you think this is fair to her?

In the next few years, the uncle fully supported the aunt's family financially. After retiring, he was by his side almost all day.

As before, I will come to the cat mint bar on weekends and order a glass of "Kalimotxo" (red wine + cola) for my aunt. The aunt who is always smiling, can't remember who she is, but she eats a few mouthfuls of creamy popcorn, like nodding lightly, and said to her uncle, "Actually, I understand!"

They are not husband and wife, but they are better partners than husband and wife.