Back then and today｜The shit never came

morning anger turns to feces

Back at the company, I'm about to prepare for a meeting with Ricoh

Shit is in a hurry like a hundred elephants galloping through the body

Because the cam only captures the upper body

I squeeze the vent hole hard and move the left and right thigh muscles up and down each other to spread the pain

The upper body is no different from the dignified nature of the news anchor

an hour later

finally finished

Immediately flush the dog in the direction of the toilet

Colleagues are washing cups inside

at the speed of a lightning whip

grab the cup

pull him out

Squat

But

Just a fart

where is the shit

disappointed

Seeing the silver needle powder on the table calling me

Said that if he didn't eat now, he was already cold

He'd rather throw himself in the trash

Colleagues are so cute

I fully understand that my choice disorder will occasionally flare up

Ordered takeout for me during the meeting

very full

When I got home at night, there was still no trace of shit.