老衲
老衲

火力強大的奶媽,隨性寫點黑色幽默。 但多有反政府言論。 這裡噴出的毒奶都可以隨意轉載。 毒奶噴出率大約就是不定期不定時不定量,一切隨大宇宙意志流動。

No rubbing...

So I had to repay the article debt out of nothing.

Start paying off debts that are more likely to have positive energy.

But nothing interesting.

Can see or not.


  • Points about me that may surprise you:

I didn't think I could have this one.
Yes, you may be surprised that the old man with long and complicated writing is the most often dumb in real life. When communicating with colleagues in the workplace, as long as there is no official business and no name is called, you will not join the group chat. If you are forced to join, it is also to answer a few questions and rush it.

  • How could such a person write these articles?

In fact, this is the kind of person who can write these articles. Talk less so you can write more. What's more, the old man must see blood when he opens his mouth. Although there is no tofu heart, it is two to say, but the mouth of the knife is absolutely sharp. Called a blade fighter.

So try to say as few words as possible before you have cultivated a tofu mind with the Dharma. Unless it is in a very relaxed chat environment with very acquaintances, chatting about very public topics. Then I'm not afraid. Because they are all used to how bad I am.

Otherwise, the scene of the bloody sea of knives every day is simply too beautiful to look directly at.

Going back to the starting point of formal writing, it was the era of very formalized writing. I'm talking about high school. Well, it's that eight-legged text year.

Writing essays to train organizational thinking skills is very good, and the topic itself is really not bad, but the conclusion that the teacher said must be detoured makes people feel very illogical.

And I really don't like to write that. But still have to write. Surprisingly well written. You can also participate in intercollegiate competitions. But I don't really like to write. Even in college, I participated in competitions in foreign languages. I don't love it either, but the teacher called me to the rescue. And at the expense of me playing, I dismissed the debate competition. Otherwise, there will really be a large-scale man-made disaster scene.

I started writing novels very early on because I wanted to write these things I didn't love. I mean real fiction. as psychological compensation. Otherwise, it is very likely that he would have cast his pen and joined the army long ago. And it's the kind of Zhao Zilong who goes in and out of the teacher's office seven times.

The earliest serialized novels written by Lao Na were really newspaper serializations. Serialized on the back of the wall paper holding the classroom. So the teacher was very angry when he found out. It's easy to see who's wasting resources at a glance. So he beat the squad leader.

Well, you read that right, because the monitor who took the lead in writing the novel, I followed him. Don't worry, the squad leader is a man, don't think too much. Don't worry, I'm a man too, really don't think too much about it. Don't worry, we are all straight men, and we are the kind who would rather not bend. Really don't think too much. Times have changed, and in the past, our monk class never had to get rid of this.

I followed him because the monitor took the lead, and the teacher would definitely not just beat me. Even if he wants to hit me, he will be lighter after hitting the squad leader because he is tired.

I'm not teaching you to cheat.

Maybe according to my style of writing, you would guess that Liu Yong and others were the ones who influenced me the most.

  • You may be surprised by the point about me

In fact, it was Gu Long and Liang Shiqiu.

Romance and timelessness are my favorite genres. Loss is a personality issue, not a preference issue.
As for how I treat Gu Long as romantic; Liang Shiqiu will not comment on it for a while.
And because I learned from them and added my own personality, I formed a novel that hurts the invisible and has a lingering rhyme.

Yes, Lao Na was first a novelist and then an editor and then a joker. The amateur kind.
It is probably the feeling of using the editor's ability to reduce the novel into a paragraph. After all, it is quite uncomfortable to read novels online these days. The villagers are like Zhuge Liang, and the novel is Wei Yan, and the characters are long, but they are wrong. So, even if the novel is written by Lao Na, it will not let him live too long.

  • You may be surprised by the point about me

And what Lao Na loves to write is actually prose. Write this, see it?
So whether it's a novel or a joke, it's actually hidden private goods, and I want to sneak some ideas out.
Just don't know if it worked or not.

But it's also like what I said at the end of the previous post.

  • Kant said, I have chosen a path that will be practiced for the rest of my life.

But this road is amateur, and will continue to be amateur. It’s too hard to write for money to live; it’s better to have some money and then write more comfortably.

So what does Lao Na live by selling what?

  • You may be surprised by the point about me

sell words. Really, even though he's an office clerk, he still sells words for a living. It is sold neither in Chinese nor in English. I didn't expect that the Chinese and English I would use to write jokes are not props for making a living. is another foreign language. Props for living will not be put into interest. Otherwise, the interest will sour. There are too many cases of using interest to make money and then giving up interest. How can the old man with positive energy give up halfway? So, it's good to go on the amateur road.

And there are so many unexpected contrasts, so that I can put on a lot of protective colors, and the company will not be discovered by colleagues. If I don't lose the company.

But rest assured it's not possible. There are too many bosses in this company, I can't afford to lose money, let alone this method of losing money, I won't go to jail. Just like other companies, the prisoners are accountants and secretaries, not small employees.

Um, where is this positive energy?

  • You may be surprised by my article

Articles have no positive energy. The readers who are forced to read here have no positive energy. But negative is positive. Isn't it there!

Math is so positive.

It is also very positive to pay off the article debt you owe.

Well, I really seriously wrote the story about being forced to write that I wanted to write. Where is forced? Didn't I say it all? I sell literature to survive.

  • When the company asks, no word is voluntary.
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