Amitosis

There was a time when I fell in love with three girls at the same time. All three of them have cute and sweet smiles, and they all have tall breasts and plump, slender thighs. At the same time they all love me. It made me struggle, I couldn't tell who I loved more, and even the hard decisions I made after hard thinking were quickly overturned by myself. Because for whatever reason (noble or vulgar) I don't want to give up any of them.

You cannot have both, and this rational reason cannot solve this irrational problem. One afternoon, I was sitting at home meditating, thinking about how to deal with three girls on a date at the same time. It's not that I'm showing off, it's that time, energy, and inevitable deception make this situation difficult to deal with. I was thinking hard with my brows furrowed, and my mind was about to explode. In order to relieve this anxiety, I fired a pistol, of course, thinking of the three girls at the same time, although the anxiety is still there, but it is very cool. So I couldn't help but fire another pistol, which took a little longer this time, because I figured it would be better to have something special in my head if that was the case. Then I started to feel a little dizzy. I thought it was because I didn't have a good rest these two days, so I decided to take a break before continuing. Just as I was about to continue, a white light appeared in my head and I passed out.

When I woke up, I saw that I looked a little embarrassed, so I quickly put my pants on. Then came two sneers from behind me. This makes me stunned, is there anyone else in the room besides me? I turned my head in panic and saw two guys who looked exactly like me, sneering at me. I was terrified and shivered and asked, what are you guys? Because I'm not sure if these two guys who look exactly like me are human. They both looked at each other and smiled, haha, he doesn't know what we are? One of them said to me tauntingly, we are you, idiot! What? are you me? I cannot understand this bizarre situation. Of course, can't you see that we look alike? One of them continued to speak to me in a sarcastic tone. I think he seems to be more irritable, so I call him A me, and the other a little deeper, I call him B me. But how did you change? Are you clones? What clone? And it's not because you're there thinking about three girls handjob at the same time, and then you kick us out. What? How can such a thing happen? B me, the guy who was a little deeper, said, maybe you just reached a certain mental strength in an instant, releasing powerful brain waves, and then causing this rare mitosis. What kind of nonsense is this? I don't understand B my bullshit at all, so I think he's just pretending to be deep when he's actually an idiot. Seeing that I still had a puzzled expression on my face, I was obviously a little impatient. What do you have any doubts about? We are standing right in front of you, exactly like you, that is an unquestionable fact. Instead of wondering how we got here, let's hurry up and plan what we should do next? Plan what? I asked. Of course it's a date tonight? Haven't you been troubled by this all the time? This guy is such an idiot! A I said to B me. Perhaps the powerful brain waves damaged some of his brain cells and caused his IQ to drop. B I'm still pretending to be deep. Damn, whose IQ has dropped? You two self-righteous fellows, don't forget you're just copies of me! I shouted angrily. B I came over, put my hand on my shoulder, and said, hey, boy! We are not copies of you, we are you! We are Trinity. We can easily replace you too! I could hear the threat in his words, and with his hands on my shoulders, I did feel a little scared. But it's more absurd, have you ever been threatened by yourself? Or have you threatened yourself? Especially when my hand was on my shoulder, a feeling that was both familiar and unfamiliar made my heart shudder.

So we started planning an evening date, and each of the three went to meet a girl. (In order to facilitate the description, I call the three girls A, B, C, respectively, with undifferentiated letters to show that I have no preference for one over the other.) Impatient A, I first said that he was going to date B, because B is three The sexiest and sexiest girl ever. I don't like listening to him talk about my girlfriend in such a nasty tone, so I interrupted A, don't talk nonsense, how do you know B is saucy? Don't forget, I am you and I know everything about you! A, I proudly said, B is pretending to be all the coquettishness of having sex with you! He pointed his finger at his head. I was speechless and ashamed for a moment. At this time, I said B, then I will choose C, C is very squeamish, I like it. It annoys me to see them making choices so easily and haphazardly, shouldn't it be a very difficult thing to make? A I told me that because now we are here to help you, there will be no difficulty. You should thank us! Although I don't like this kid very much, but he has a point. So I stopped refuting him. Then we went on dates with different girls according to the plan.

That night, when I had a date with girl A, everything was as pleasant as usual, except that I was a little absent-minded sometimes, and A asked me with concern if there was anything wrong? Of course I can't tell her that I changed into two mes at once this afternoon. Those two monsters that look exactly like me are having a hot date with two of my other girlfriends. Tell her, she won't believe it either. I'd love to know, what are those two guys doing now? Did they mess around and screw the whole thing up? Even though they are exactly like me, I still find their behavior crazy and unpredictable. Especially A me, he is very nasty and ambitious, will he be doing some conspiracy behind my back? Because he did threaten me, he could easily replace me, and he did have this condition. This worries me very much. B Although I seem to be honest and a little nerdy. But don't take him lightly, because it seems that he and A me are in the same group, and it would be bad if the two of them joined forces against me. I should try to win him over as soon as possible and make him my helper and shadow. I fell into deep thought without knowing it, and the empathetic girl A quickly saw that I had a lot of thoughts, so she asked me what was on my mind with great concern. An excuse to say goodbye to girl A in a hurry. When I left, I could see the faint dissatisfaction and confusion in Girl A's heart.

When I got home, I waited until one o'clock in the morning and still didn't see the two guys coming back. I don't think they will be back tonight. So I went to bed a little disappointed. Logically, I shouldn't be jealous. Because they are only copies of me, my shadow. They just came to help me with a situation I couldn't handle. I should be happy. But the thought that those two replicas are now impersonating, holding my girlfriend in my arms and doing whatever they want, and conspiring to replace me. I couldn't help feeling jealous. Especially the nasty A me, he must be doing some unspeakable perverted deeds to B girl. And the warm and innocent girl B couldn't detect anything wrong, so she submissively flattered the bastard, and was surprised that I was still hiding such a strange hobby. How could she have thought that the guy lying on top of her was not me at all, just a replica of unknown origin. I couldn't sleep in bed because I wanted to hang the two impostors at once.

After a night of cranky thinking, I slept until noon the next day and found that the two guys still hadn't come back. I wanted to call the two girls to ask about the situation, but soon I felt that this was inappropriate, and it was really difficult to explain this strange situation to others. I had to go out for lunch listlessly. In the small restaurant downstairs, I was sitting by the window and saw another I was walking this way, I couldn't tell whether he was A me or B me. I was terrified of being in public with them at the same time, because it would cause some trouble and make other people panic. At this time, he also saw me through the glass window. He understood my eyes, so he turned around and walked in the other direction. I breathed a sigh of relief, then furtively turned my head to look around to see if anyone noticed the bizarre scene of two of me at the same time. After I carefully observed it and made sure that no one noticed the scene just now, I let out a sigh of relief. Having too much of me is really tiring.

When I got home, I saw another one sitting in a chair with a book casually flipping through. I couldn't tell which of the two copies he was, so I asked him, are you A or B? Why haven't you learned to tell us apart? You are all the same, how can I tell the difference? But I can tell you apart, you are the dumbest of the three of us. Hahaha. fart! the stupid one is you! How do you know who I am? As you said, the three of us are exactly the same. But there are still some differences. Another I said. What is the difference? Why can't I see it? I asked anxiously. These replicas seem to hold secrets that I don't know, secrets about the three of us. The other one I laughed and didn't answer, and then he said to me, this book has eight hundred dollars in it, and I took the money I needed. That's when I noticed the book in his hand, which indeed contained $800. It was a birthday present from my aunt. I hurriedly rushed over to stop him, I have always been reluctant to spend this money and must not let this impostor easily take it away. We scuffled together, our strength was equal, so we couldn't decide the winner. After realizing one thing, we all stopped out of breath. At this time I thought, I should take the opportunity to win over him. So I waved my hand and told him I could take the money. He saw that I was no longer fighting with him, so he relaxed too and told me that he was B me and that he took the money because it cost him money to date girl C. I said he had a point and I would not pursue this matter any further. We should sit down and talk about the current situation. After all, the situation of the three of us is unusual. If the outside world knows that we may be arrested as monsters. B I agree. He said, the three of us have to keep our actions separate so that no one sees through. We should help each other so that we can play to the strengths of the three of us. I want to try my best to get him. Well, you are right. B I agreed, then he pondered for a moment and said, but A I may have other ideas, he has an opinion on you. Any comments? We are Trinity, didn't he say so? Yes, but he thinks you're a little in the way. What? Does he want to replace me? Although I was mentally prepared, I was surprised to be replaced by a copy of myself. A I have no sense of morality, he likes to follow instinct. B I continued. Well, indeed. He was impulsive like an animal. I said, then we should find a way to correct his behavior. Otherwise, he'll cause us all trouble. you mean kill him? B I said calmly. Although I had the idea of getting rid of A me completely, but being as straightforward as B me, I am still a little hesitant. Murder? It's... but he's just a replica, a person who doesn't exist in a social sense. There shouldn't be any legal trouble to kill him. And now I have B to help, which is a great opportunity. To root out a replica of a conspiratorial rebellion, I should act decisively. Well then. I agree with my suggestion of B. So we immediately started to prepare. Me and B, one with a hammer and the other with a kitchen knife, hid in ambush in the corner of the house. Waiting quietly for A to come back. I squatted in the corner, facing the impending murder, but my heart was very calm (I don't know where the courage came from), I was just a little dazed, I didn't know after a while, was it A me or myself who was killed? I raised my head and looked in my direction, and he was looking in my direction. I saw the same doubt in his eyes. Doubts will always exist. I decided not to worry about it so much, and just leaned down and clenched the weapon in my hand.