Our family (3) The story of my family's Momotaro and red child, a mixed-race child

Author Little Sun's Star and Heart

There is a celebrity's mother on the Internet whose writing is very good. I think it is a pity that she does not come out to publish a book. She always wrote down the events of her son's childhood in great detail, and in her writing, I saw a little boy who was very thoughtful but not out of balance. When this little boy grows up, he is full of talent, firm, persistent and strong. He is a star I like very much.

Inspired by this mother, I also began to want to record the things about my son Yangping. Although I couldn't be as precise and touching as that mother, I wrote it for myself. I hope that I will see these records in a few years. When you smile, it all makes sense.

You may be wondering why there is no (1) and (2), but jump to (3) all of a sudden? ?

(1) and (2) are here ↓↓↓

Me and my foreign husband (please see the linked works)

The strange wife in the eyes of my foreign husband (please see the link)

Because I always write while thinking about it, a person who feels all over the world. When I thought that this Human Torch kid could be written into the third episode, Matt City stopped me from changing the titles of the first and second episodes….

(After the release of Matt City, you cannot change the title, revise the outline, and add more than 50 words... To be honest, it is a function that I cannot understand. Even a great writer will smear and alter the draft, not to mention our kind. The personal blogs of the common people? Do you have the same troubles as me? Maybe we should compile them and respond to the inconvenient places in a timely manner. Tomorrow will be better.)

Well, the theme goes back to the funny kids in my house.

Everyone says that mixed blood is smarter, mixed blood looks better, mixed blood is healthier…. When everyone thinks of Japanese and Taiwanese mixed blood, the first thing that comes to mind is probably Takeshi Kaneshiro. Really healthy, sunny and handsome.

(By the way, Jincheng Takeshi is not Jin, his surname is Jincheng, and his name is Wu, Jincheng is a lot of surnames in Okinawa, a veritable Japanese)

Takeshi Kaneshiro is handsome and uninhibited, attracting many women who are full of love and screaming constantly. They are also mixed Japanese and Taiwanese. My family Yangping is only stupid and weird, and attracts many teachers with caring eyes and "guidance".

The first one was not smart, and he was almost arrested for special education when he was 6 years old; the second one was ordinary, not ugly, but he couldn't catch up with Takeshi Kaneshiro; the third one was unhealthy, and he was alone in the receipt of medical expenses at the age of 3. There are 38 cases per year (38 doctor visits a year), which caused me to lose ten fingers when calculating the deduction of medical expenses in that year.

People always learn to be parents after they become parents. To be a parent must have a super heart, super physical strength, super IQ...Parenting is the most super profession in the world in my opinion, and see how I get along with it. The little demons of mankind go round….

one

Three-year-old suitability test

Xiao Yangping is three years old, the northerner's white and red skin is lined with a thin layer of fluff, and the entire cheek is like a bright and dripping peach, so tender and lovely that one wants to bite down. As a person who never blushes since I was a child, looking at my mixed-race son's blushing cheeks, I really understand why Japanese fairy tales are called Momotaro, not Apple Taro or Tomato Taro!

I took my three-year-old Momotaro to the health center for a fitness test, which is stipulated by the state. The main purpose is to detect and treat special conditions early.

The quiz teacher took the quiz picture and asked Little Momotaro a few questions.

1. Where is the yellow?

The correct answer is a large yellow grassland in the picture book.

Unexpectedly, Yangping pointed to the sun in the picture book.

Although I know the sun is yellow, the sun is not yellow in this picture. I was in a hurry, I really wanted to move his little finger to the correct position on the spot, a strange look flashed on the teacher's face, and I lowered my head and wrote fiercely on her information, I thought it was over, should I be writing "Extraordinary"?

Question 2. Where is this place?

The correct answer is that this is a quiz center, or a classroom.

Unexpectedly, Yangping's soft childish voice said without thinking, "This is a nursery school!"

Although there are many children of the same age nearby, this is not a nursery school! When I heard Yangping's answer, my heart was sweating like rain, and I could not wait to help him answer the question. I saw that the teacher was writing hard again, and I thought to myself, it’s over, shouldn’t it be writing, “There is a problem!”?

The third question, how did you come here? with whom?

The correct answer is to drive with my mother.

Xiao Xiaoyangping didn't know what he was laughing, but he pointed at the test teacher and said,

"You! I came with you..."

I almost spit out like that manga character when I heard it!

Yangping, you can still laugh, your mother almost cried when I heard your answer... "

I couldn't help shaking Yangping's arm violently, whispering beside him, "I, me, me, you came with me, you mother me!"

Little Yangping didn't repent and giggled from beginning to end, your mother and I have already turned black, no, I should say, I already feel ashamed to look up at the teacher. Seeing the teacher burying his head and writing non-stop, he must be writing, "Not normal!" right?

After the test, the teacher didn't say anything, saying that the information would be kept confidential and that they would send it to the primary school to be enrolled in the future.

What happened later, see "He's Not Bad, He's My Son".

Although I know that my education method was incorrect, which caused Xiao Xiaoyangping to behave abnormally, but in retrospect, the test at the age of three also planted a fuse that exploded.

of two

There are always people who better than you

Xiao Yangping has grown up and is four years old. In addition to an apple face, he has also inherited his father's long hands and feet. He is a full circle around the size of children of the same age, and he has grown so big that relatives and friends are asking when they see it. "What do you eat? You look really healthy." In fact, this is a compliment from relatives and friends. I understand very well, because Yang Ping refuses to eat vegetables, he is the most unhealthy person in the world.

Xiao Yangping, sweet potatoes, pumpkins, potatoes, carrots... eat everything from roots and stems, but refuse to eat green leafy vegetables.

He is like a picky detective. Whether it is minced or mashed and hidden in the meal, he will always find, shouting and protesting loudly,

"Mom~~ There are leaves in the rice!!!"

The tree is your head, where did the leaves come from? Although green leafy vegetables are also a type of leaves, will my mother give you something you can't eat? !

But no matter how good or bad I said, Yang Ping never opened his small mouth to the green leafy vegetables.

The four-year-old child is very ghostly, Xiao Yangping always said,

"I'm only four years old now, and I'll eat it when I'm five!"

Is this a delaying tactic? Your mother and I have nothing to do either.

until one day….

The old man bought a new toy, and he hid it and refused to give it to Yangping. The old man said,

"Bought you a new toy today, but you're only four now, I'll get you when you're five!"

I saw Yang Ping's face changed greatly, he reluctantly swallowed two mouthfuls of food, and then got his toy (which should have been obtained only when he was five years old).

A four-year-old boy, who was complained about for the first time in his life, and was defeated badly. His expression was like a red and green neon light, and the bright and yellow lights were extinguished.

third

no winner

After Xiao Xiaoyang passed the miserable life of the first grade of elementary school (for details, please see, "He is not bad, he is my son"), when he reached the second grade, he suddenly made great progress, and his pictures were praised, and he was also displayed in the Municipal Art Museum, calligraphy and writing. , wrote the word "growth", and also won the bronze award.

I said, "You are amazing, Yohei! In addition to painting, you also won awards for calligraphy. It's great!"

Unexpectedly, Yang Ping said,

"That calligraphy, that's everyone's prize! Ah... some people don't. Mom, do you know who didn't get the prize?"

I shook my head and couldn't think of a reason, so I made a random guess.

"Um... Someone who can't write well? Someone who scribbles? Someone who stains the paper?..."

You can take a guess when you see here, almost everyone has a prize, but what kind of won't get the prize?

Yohei denied all my answers and slapped a big fork on his chest.

Yang Ping was very happy to announce the correct answer to the mother who couldn't think of the answer in front of her.

Yang Ping was very complacent and exhaled and announced the answer aloud,

"Anyone who didn't write the word "growth"! "

(The title of calligraphy is "Growing")

Wrong title? I listened to the answer, and in addition to slipping and falling, my brain-twisting wisdom also grew a lot in an instant.

Fourth

magic socks

I don't know if our washing machine is broken? After the socks are thrown in, when they are washed out, only one is left.

Our sock army, especially Yangping's, is almost all bachelors.

How is it washed? How is it tanned? Will it end up like this? I wanted to ask Yohei, "How do you usually wear your socks?"

As a result, Yang Ping, a fourth-grade elementary school student, always went to school wearing a United Nations whose left and right feet were not paired.

He obviously prepared new socks, but he will be flying solo again soon. I think he doesn't care, but he is very worried. I asked Yangping,

"You wear different socks on your left and right feet every day, don't your classmates say it's weird?"

Yangping was very forthright, "No!"

Looking at his expression doesn't look like he's lying. When he's at home, a bunch of classmates come to play at home. Do male creatures only look at their heads and not their feet?

However, none of the classmates cared about his socks.

Is our family's education a failure, or is someone else's family's education too successful?

of five

blindfold in cinema

One day, the eleven-year-old Yangping suddenly came running happily and said,

"Mom! I'm going to the movies with my classmates on Saturday, okay?"

Yangping said he was going to see spider man with his classmates, is he old enough to go to the movies by himself? In an instant, there was a feeling that my family had just grown up.

The night before the movie day, for the first time in his life, Yangping watched a movie by himself. He carefully prepared his bags and hats, and placed them neatly at the door.

Damn, I'm curious, what's in the bag when I'm going to the movies? I couldn't help but open it for him to see, there were disinfectants, handkerchiefs, toilet paper, wallets... and one...

Um? Blindfolds?

Isn't that the eye patch that Yoon Ping was wearing when he slept? What are you going to do with this thing to the movies? I am very confused.

I couldn't help but carry this blindfold to ask Yangping,

"Why do you wear this blindfold when you watch a movie?"

Yangping is serious,

"If you see something scary you don't want to watch, you have to cover your eyes."

…………. Clam?

Your classmates watched half of the movie, looked sideways and saw you wearing this, wouldn't you be scared? ?

"No! They all wear (blindfolds)," Yohei said.

Is it because I'm too old to keep up with the times, or are children just too weird now?

When people in the movie theater saw a row of children sitting there wearing blindfolds that were either bears or dogs, they were not only horrified, but also hilarious, right?

But you can't laugh at your child when you are a mother. Since you insist on wearing this blindfold, then take it. Mom supports you!

By the way, Yangping has been very fond of eating recently, and one mouth can't stop like that goat, so recently my mantra has become like this,

"Yangping, don't eat any more! If you eat so much, you will become a big fat man. If you can't get a girlfriend, you can't get married. When the boss is too young, you run home and ask me to cook for you. Your mother, I won't cook! I Say it first!!”

Yangping would put away the snacks he had and mutter,

"Don't worry! I won't ask my mother to cook, it's better outside..."

...I've run out of text, just emojis 😑😑😑.

In this way, the movie is over, but the story of my family Yangping will continue to be staged...

He is the incarnation of Red Boy and Momotaro. Red Boy and Momotaro's genetic offensive have made his thought pattern as uncontrollable as the Monkey King of Monkey Mountain. I really hope that in ten years, Guanyin (his favorite kind girl) Hurry up and show up, hurry up and take the red boy away!

Yangping, before Avalokitesvara appears, I will always be with you, I will always guard you, maybe the way I love you is sometimes not what you want, and sometimes your behavior is not what I want, but Life is like a coastline, the waves are staggered, scouring, pondering and stirring each other, and finally achieve the most suitable look for you.

There are many difficulties in the world. When you grow up, you will understand that one day, I hope you will become a real adult who firmly believes in your beliefs, insists on your ideals, and faces all hardships.

As long as you face the light, mother will always cheer for you!

(Finish)

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