Two or three things of Dali company (8) Attitude of epidemic prevention

Recap

How could there be...

I don't know if everyone still remembers Duan Zhengchun.
He's basically a guy who can punch himself in the next sentence.
The amazing thing is that each sentence is listened to separately, and it turns out to be very reasonable...

At the same time, his political overtones are also very clear.
I hate the way a group does things upside down.
At this point, you may feel that this person is worth looking forward to.
But in fact, it can only be described as having no expectations and no harm.

For example, on the day before the epidemic spread, he gathered the entire company to speak.

Duan Zhengchun: The life of our company's employees is very simple, and most of them are two points and one line between the company and their own.

Lao Na OS: Except you fall in love with the restaurant.

Duan Zhengchun: So basically, the possibility of contracting the virus is very low.

Lao Na OS: If you don't count the transmission chain of your activity.

Duan Zhengchun: No one knows whether the virus will find you.

Lao Na OS: But I know that often looking for a lady is like looking for a close contact with the virus.

Duan Zhengchun: So I hope you can keep yourselves clean. Don't let the company shut down.

Lao Na OS: What face did you say it with?

Duan Zhengchun: If our import and export business is suspended, it will affect store shipments.

Lao Na OS: You got to the point so quickly?

Duan Zhengchun: So if the number of confirmed cases increases, the office will be diverted to work.

Lao Na OS: Did you take the wrong medicine for speaking so well today?

Duan Zhengchun: But it’s fine if it doesn’t increase much.

Lao Na OS: Right, this is just like you.

Duan Zhengchun: If you don't divide it, it will stop working like an accounting company. So don't take chances.

Lao Na OS: Then you are divided.

Duan Zhengchun: But it doesn't mean that if the Ministry of Health and Welfare is diverted, it will feel that this kind of compartment is effective.

Lao Na OS: If you don't do it, you won't think it's effective.

Duan Zhengchun: So you immediately came up with a plan for working from home.

Lao Na OS: Wait a minute, shouldn't the supervisor come up with the plan?

Duan Zhengchun: Report this feasible plan to the supervisor in the afternoon and report it to me tomorrow.

Lao Na OS: Hens don't lay eggs so fast, otherwise we would be short of eggs.

Duan Zhengchun: But we will not implement it immediately.

Lao Na OS: Then you are inciting the soul.

Duan Zhengchun: It's just that we will start at any time.

Lao Na OS: Can you be more precise?

Duan Zhengchun: Wait for your group to come over and report the plan to me.

Lao Na OS: Didn't we say we'd give it in the afternoon? Are you going to be stupid now?

Duan Zhengchun: Don't worry about the general manager, it's none of your business anyway.

Lao Na OS: It's really none of my business, but I'm in charge of the remote system working at home.

Duan Zhengchun: You must ensure that each plan can be operated, and you must first test it on the ground.

Lao Na OS: You want it now, how do you test it first?

Duan Zhengchun: Especially for those who open the cabinet and declare at customs, use the incoming goods testing process.

Lao Na OS: But the process hasn't come out yet...

Duan Zhengchun: Oh, the store is in a hurry to ask for this batch of goods, so you should dismantle them on the spot.

Lao Na OS: Have you had enough!

Duan Zhengchun: Above, hurry up and prepare.

(the next day)

The number of confirmed cases hit a new high.

Duan Zhengchun: Look again.

(every few days)

The number of confirmed cases remains high.

Duan Zhengchun: Look again.

(a few days later)

The number of confirmed cases surpassed 1,000.

Duan Zhengchun: This is not the way to go.

Lao Na OS: It's been a long time since this was not the way to go.

Duan Zhengchun: Let’s continue to look at it.

Lao Na OS: Isn't that the way to do it?

Duan Zhengchun: Anyway, the isolation conditions are getting looser now.

Lao Na OS: This is the truth.

Duan Zhengchun: But it's easy to encounter so many people.

Lao Na OS: You just know.

Duan Zhengchun: So we still have to do something practical.

Lao Na OS: Do you actually go to the TV and watch it again?

Duan Zhengchun: Go tell the staff if you have symptoms and go home.

Lao Na OS: Have you been diagnosed? Are you talking so normal?

Duan Zhengchun: But the symptoms are not too serious and I still have to go to work at home. There is no need to lie in the hospital.

Lao Na OS: That's fine. You are still negative.

Duan Zhengchun: But tell the personnel, the salary can't be calculated.

Lao Na OS: You don't need to test in the future. People who don't have blood will not be diagnosed. Calling someone WFH still doesn't pay.

Duan Zhengchun: In addition, I heard that the manufacturer has an artifact that can turn positive into negative.

Lao Na OS: Is the name of the manufacturer called Mengli?

Duan Zhengchun: I've already placed an order, you can get it back immediately.

Lao Na: I'm leaving.

Then the old man came back with a box of throat lozenges.

(When the number of confirmed diagnoses continues to exceed 1,000)

Duan Zhengchun: We can't go on like this, we have to be more rigorous.

Lao Na OS: Anyway, there is no way to be looser.

Colleague: Report to the general manager that our children and classmates have been diagnosed.

Duan Zhengchun: What about your children?

Colleague: The child has just been brought home. Do I have to go back first?

Duan Zhengchun: Oh, you are here anyway, so just stay until you get off work.

Lao Na OS: So what about being more rigorous?

Colleague 2: Report to the general manager that our children and classmates have been diagnosed.

Duan Zhengchun: What about your children?

Colleague 2: My husband picked her up and went home.

Duan Zhengchun: Oh, then go back after get off work.

Lao Na OS: Such a strong sense of sight.

Colleague 2: However, the classmate who was diagnosed was sitting right next to the child.

Duan Zhengchun: Isn't this close contact?

Colleague 2: Yes, but my husband may not be available tomorrow. Can I bring my child to the company?

Lao Na OS: Is this the autonomous response that the command center said? It's all against the quarantine rules.

Duan Zhengchun: All right. If the child is not taken care of, you can bring it.

Lao Na OS: Dangerous!

 The most appropriate words should be: Zhuge village husband, fuck you!

Perhaps this is the epitome of an island's epidemic prevention.
Prepare with your mouth, abide by the rules with your heart, clear with honesty and integrity, and coexist with self-restraint.