The Truth of Grandpa's Universe Episode 1 Five Laofuzui Cannonballs and Dandi Coffee Merit Club

Apr 24, 2022

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Volunteer grandfather created his own novel genre: brain hole happy flow; innovative topic: fake cultivator is really self-fertile.

This time, I have adapted the Grandpa Genesis that I wrote earlier as the development axis of the "Grandpa Universe": Laote Village, Laote City, Laoda Kingdom, Laoda Empire, Laoda Planet, and Laoda Universe. This is one of the things I have always wanted to do and the original intention of my coming to Matt City. Please support me! I will try my best.

"Who! Can! Physical! Forgive! Retire! Rest! Old! People! Very! No! Chat~~~ "

The grandfather who spoke was seventy years old. He had no hair, and his all-white beard was neatly combed. At first glance, he was still very handsome.

"It's this peach tree!"

The old man led a group of old people to the peach blossom tree: "It's here! The community atrium, it's this peach blossom tree."

At this time, there are four good friends of the old grandfather around the peach blossom tree, the old stubborn, the old non-cultivator, the old staff member, and the old professor; Five Old Fuzui Artillery Corps".

With magical super destructive power, there is nothing that is not tragic to participate in.

"I had a dream last night of a woman leaning under a peach tree, her face red with peach blossoms......"

"I vaguely heard her name called "A Xin" in my dream, ah! She stole my heart~~~ "

The grandfather's expression was quite intoxicated.

"I can't stand it anymore~" the serious old stubborn said: "It should be your mother who gave you a dream, didn't you go to the grave this year?"

The old man did not repair and then lost the old grandfather: "Thinking about it every day and dreaming at night. I really can't think of it~~~ You even dare to be obsessed with sister A Xin who sells buffets, you are really human and beastly!"

At this time, the old professor seemed to have made a major discovery: "This is quantum entanglement! Call me next time you dream, and as soon as I observe, the entangled state will collapse, and your dream lover will appear in the real world."

" I surrender! "

Being ridiculed by the old people for a while, the old man sighed: "Is it really just a dream? That Heavenly Sword... She must be a last resort!"

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" Oops~ My head starts to hurt again! "

The old grandfather has often experienced auditory hallucinations and delusions recently, and sometimes his temperament changes like a split personality. What's more special is that the old grandfather's appearance will change accordingly.

The beard turns black, this is the second personality, the temperament is fierce and brave, the original shallow scar on the face will become obvious, and the eyes will be like an inverted triangle. The mantra: "Go to hell!"

The beard turns purple, this is the third personality, the temperament is indifferent, there is no sadness and no joy, the wrinkles on the forehead are like closed eyes, and it looks like I am the only one in the sky and the earth. The catchphrase: "An ant!"

After taking the medicine from the body and mind department, the old man continued to chat with his friends.

You know, retirees who have nothing to do get bored and just like to meddle in other people's business.

The richest old member of the Zui Pao Group suggested: "I recently participated in a "Dandi Coffee Merit Club". Master Dandi is very powerful. Why don't we ask the master?"

"Okay!", "Okay!", the boring old people rejoiced and jumped for joy. The "Five Lao Fu Zui Cannon Troupe" is about to be dispatched again!

"Slow down!" The old professor has always been more prudent and kindly reminded: "Everyone, please restrain yourself, but don't demolish other people's dojos..."

The other advantages of this group of old people are that they have a lot of time and are super motivated.

Soon, he had changed into a purple Taoist uniform and came to Master Dandi's seat.

There are many followers of the Dandi Coffee Merit Society, and the dojo is ten meters high. If it is not an honorable member of the old staff, I am afraid it would be difficult to say a word to Master.

I saw Master Dandi sitting solemnly on the throne of the coffee cup, the back of his head exuding a golden halo, and he could vaguely see Master's avatar!

"This master is very powerful!!!"

A group of believers bowed and worshipped and said something in their mouths:

"Who! Can! Compassionate! Compassion..."，"Who! Can! Compassion! Compassion............ ....", "Who! Can! Body! Forgive..."

Sanskrit music lingers around the entire dojo, directly teaching people to feel the supreme Dharma joy in the Western Paradise of Bliss.

The compassionate Master Dandi asked, "Grandpa, is the peach tree in your community atrium about to bloom?"

I saw a light smile on the corner of Master's mouth, and he took a sip of Dandi coffee.

" Master!!! How did you know ? "

"It's really a god and a man!"

Everyone quickly flattered and took turns touting.

Master Dandi smiled, twisting his beard and pinching his fingers: "This is a peach blossom catastrophe! It is no trivial matter, and it must be resolved with care, otherwise there may be a bloody disaster. It is best not to go out recently, you know?"

Everyone nodded their heads like garlic, and called the old grandfather really lucky! If you can get the master's rescue, don't hurry up and donate half of your wealth to end the cause and effect.

"How come the peach blossoms will bloom in October? It's a fool, right?" The old man couldn't help but whispered.

" Bold !!! "

I don't know how he heard such a low voice, but Master Dandi's eyes widened and he was angry like a little girl being called ugly. His appearance was very strange.

" Kneel down for me !!! "

Suddenly, the hall exploded!!! A group of believers accused the grandfather of being rude, and the closer believers rushed up to push the old grandfather to the ground.

Just when the old man was at a loss and almost wet his pants, his all-white beard turned purple......

" ants !!! give me the fuck ~~~ "

As soon as the word "roll" came out, it was like a huge and heavy bell, knocking everyone into the sky, and they fell to the ground.

"Very well, it seems that the old man is right."

Master Dandi took the shot, and his light pace was completely unlike that of a fifty-year-old middle-aged man:

"You call me an ant?"

" Bumper !!! "

The old man was not afraid at all, and his mouth was not forgiving, but his beard began to fade, and his divine power gradually disappeared.

"Do you scold you again? This girl killed you... "

Master Dandy realized that he had made a slip of the tongue and quickly shut up.

" straw bag !!! "

After scolding, the old man woke up suddenly: "Sorry!!! I didn't mean to..."

" Humph! "

Master Dandy's dexterous hand grabbed the old grandfather's neck and groped for an item with the other hand.

"Ugh~~~ I can't breathe anymore..."

" Um!!! "

"Where are you touching? You pervert! Dead Armor!"

"Stop! It's disgusting~~~"

Strange to say, Master Dandi is clearly a middle-aged man, but he strongly gives the grandfather the feeling of a young woman.

"Oops! How can I be touched and feel like I'm all over the place... "

"Don't tell me! I've been bent!"

"Father! Mother! I'm not filial, I'm sorry for the ancestors~~~~~~ "

"Oh...comfortable..."

Suddenly, the grandfather's eyes twisted into a ruthless inverted triangle...the scar on his face deepened...the beard turned black.

( To be continued~~~ )

Let's listen to Song Qian's Solo song The roof is on fire ~~~ First preview the appearance song of the heroine A Xin ( Crane Anxiety ) in the next episode