How popular is the Switch, an anti-epidemic material? Sorry, let alone the host, I can't even grab a handle!

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Switch is Nintendo's latest game console. Due to the epidemic, Switch has been selling well and the supply chain has been interrupted. It can be said that it is difficult to find a machine at present. But as a professional fan, I bought the Switch three or four years ago, and I didn't care much about it at first. It wasn't until yesterday that my handle lost the brilliance of its life, and I was shocked that something big happened.

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Here's the thing, I recently purchased a game called "Collections! The game of "Animal Crossing Friends Club", alas, this game is really fun, and the advantages can't be written in 20,000 words. It not only restores my fighting spirit to life, but also cures insomnia. Playing games cures all diseases (?) . All in all, I was pretty addicted to playing.

And "Assemble! In Animal Crossing, there is a magical prop called kohlrabi, which can be thought of as a stock. Every Sunday morning, special NPCs will appear in the game, and players can buy kohlrabi with money at a price ranging from 90 to 110. On the next day, players can sell kohlrabi to the store. From Monday to Saturday, the selling price is different every morning and afternoon. The best price is 660, which is six times the profit, but the worst will drop to only ten. A few dollars, no loss (super cry)! Finally, if the rutabaga is not sold on Saturday, the rutabaga will rot and won't be exchanged for a dime!

Rutabaga Bankruptcy Nightmare

In a word, getting rich depends on kohlrabi. It is no exaggeration to say that it is the highest priority event in this game. Of course, "selling stocks" is very important, but the most important thing is actually "buying stocks". What stock? So the players are all ready for battle on Sunday morning, and I am no exception. I have already saved my savings and prepared to replace it with kohlrabi, the first step towards becoming a millionaire.

Yesterday, early Sunday morning, I opened my eyes and the first thing I did was to pick up the Switch beside my pillow and turn it on, but I was shocked that something was wrong and my handle was out of control! The Joy-Con on the Switch handle can be unplugged from the console, but whether I unplug or plug the left handle, the signal is intermittent, and the game characters cannot perform actions at all, let alone shopping, even walking. have difficulties.

My God, when did the handle not pick, it broke when I picked and bought the stock, this time I lost hundreds of millions, God will kill me! After I tried many original repair methods (wiping it clean, blowing the connector, rebooting), it didn't work and I couldn't fix it.

It can't be repaired even if it blows.

Well, the stock market is like a battlefield. I made a decisive decision and immediately made the most correct decision - "buy a new handle". I quickly opened google and searched for the nearest video game store. I found that there are several near the train station, and I chose one with good reviews. , directly kill the door.

"The proprietress is very good at grabbing good products" "Good quality and cheap service praise" This store is worthy of being so praised by netizens. At this time when the Switch is out of stock, there is still a sign "Switch in stock" on the door. The poster shows the extraordinary strength of this store. After stepping into the store, I found that the small storefront was full of various games, and I immediately felt the powerful aura of video game experts.

Seems like a nice deal. That's what I thought at the time.

After I indicated my intention (do you have a Switch handle? Hurry up!), the proprietress took out three different colors of handles from the counter. When I saw it, it was wrong. The price on the top actually changed from "2150" to "2500" ”, and I also checked the information on the Internet first, this price is expensive! Madam, what's the matter? I trust you so much!

Before I could speak, the proprietress said, "The handles are out of stock now, so I can't buy them." Then she showed a meaningful smile. I thought to myself, no way, I am a professional fan, gamer, and zhai, how can I buy expensive plates? So I frowned and asked, "Is there no other color?" The lady boss: "No, only these three are left." I had to show a regretful expression: "I'm sorry, then I'll go to another store to see if there are any Other colors, come back later." The proprietress didn't say much, just took it back with a smile.

After I left the store, I thought, just kidding, this is Beimen Luye, the most prosperous place in Tainan, a high-tech landmark, there are at least five game stores nearby, and I, a wise player, can’t believe that I can’t find the handlebars at the original price. accept the challenge!

The result - "Wow, I really can't buy it!"

I walked around for half an hour and found that other home appliance stores not only sell no consoles, but even the handles are out of stock. Joy-Con can't even buy half of them. Although there are several stores that sell Pro handles, they use Pro You can't play games in bed, you can't use the Switch as a handheld, this is terrible!

There are even stores that only handle parallel imports, which means that they do not come with warranty! ! If it is broken, there is no way to repair it, what a world! !

I was walking on the North Gate Road, the weather suddenly became cold, and there was some cold wind, and I had a new understanding of life, um, people, don't just question the professionalism of the proprietress, there is a shortage of stock, and you have to buy it and make more money for others What's wrong with a few hundred dollars? I take the world too easily for me.

I was wrong, I should never question the boss lady

In the end, of course, I can only go back and beg the boss to sell me (boss, I was wrong, I was ignorant at the beginning, please give me another chance to reform!). After paying the money, getting the novice handle, and installing it on the console, all the troubles and tiredness disappeared. Although I became a plate, it was a happy plate. Yabi, now the operation is as fast as the wind. It is still the Switch to play while lying down. Most fun.

This story tells us, don’t let new players stay out of the game if they can’t buy a console. Even if you have a console, the handle will still be broken, so you must be careful.

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I finally got my wish to buy the kohlrabi that I have been thinking about. Hehe, the economic take-off of my island depends on this wave.

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