Life Fun Facts｜3:00 AM, 21:00 AM

This week on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, sloth and a large group of friends (7-10 people, some people gather after work (ꉺ౪ꉺ)) went to Taichung to play.
So recently disappeared in Matt City for a few days.
For a brief note, travel absurdities.
※The first one has been publicly published on my liker social , and I will retouch it.

swollen

There are so many people, and when traveling together, we have to stay at the homestay to chat and play.
We sat around, laughing loudly, talking loudly, and having a great time.

Suddenly, my friend Ah Cheng's arm was too hard and hit me directly on the head.
Make a noise, Mommy, it hurts enough! ! !

As a friend, Ah Cheng immediately asked me if I was doing well, and immediately gave immediate attention:
"My God, Sorry"
"How are you?"
"Sorry, how are you?"
Ah Cheng immediately sent three consecutive condolences and apologized.

"Can you help me to see if it's swollen ?" I asked Ah Cheng while rubbing my aching head with a smile. My friends are so sincere and concerned and apologize, I don't seem to be able to pursue anything.

Ah Cheng smiled and said:

"Oh! Do you mean the face part?"

Three in the morning, 21:00

The advantage of many people traveling is to directly package the B&B.
A group of people continued to play table games and poker in the middle of the night.

Although my math sucks, but simple addition, subtraction, multiplication and division will not stumped me,
Among my friends, I'm probably a smart and bright character...?

It was past three in the morning, so we decided to play blackjack and directly gambled on a box of sunrise pineapple cakes. The winner of each round took two pieces of pineapple cakes.

Before that, I actually wouldn't play blackjack .

In simple terms, the rules are:
The dealer (here, the host of the game) will give each person a hidden card (only you can see the value of the poker card) from the shuffled pile, and another open card (everyone can see the value of the poker card). to the poker value), after which the host will ask you if you want to re-card.
If all the cards in hand, the sum of the points is closest to 21 points, or exactly 21 points is the winner, if 5 consecutive cards are added, it is also a direct victory. Conversely, if it exceeds 21 points, it is called "explosion" .
Among them, A can decide for himself whether the point value is 1 or 10,
K, Q, J points are all 10 points .
K, Q, J points are all 10 points .
K, Q, J points are all 10 points . (very important, so say it three times)

OK, the rules are explained, and the official start at 3:00 in the morning and 21:00.

 first round

The host Ah Cheng started to deal cards.

I looked at it, and my hidden card was the K of clubs , and the up card in the first chapter was the 10 of spades .
Then, Ah Cheng asked me if I wanted to re-card.

I think, no, no, no ,
I whispered to my friend Xiaoling next to me: "Hey... what should I do? I've already exploded !"
Xiaoling frowned and replied, "Impossible, no one will explode in the first place!!!"

What's impossible? I'm going to explode?!! I'm going to explode!!!
13+10=23, 23>21,
Ah, it exploded! Stop lying to me!!!

My boss was unhappy, and he directly opened the hidden card domineeringly and announced loudly:
"10+13 is 23, 23 is greater than 21, I just exploded! "
What a shitty game, I exploded before I even started.

The audience was quiet for three seconds, and then I was ruthlessly mocked and turned over,
Obviously just explained the rules and said, J, Q, K count as 10 points,
And I started the game like this (the sum of K+10 is 20 points), and I had a full hand of good cards. As long as I don't re-card, I am very likely to win. I am an idiot, and I brightened up in advance.

In the first game, it was a direct failure, and everyone started all over again.

 second game

OK, I understand the rules now.
This time, my flop was an ace, uh uh, I know it's up to me as a 1 or 10 point value.
My clear card is Q, well, I also know this is 10, ah, I have a total of 11 points now!!!

" Come, come, host Ah Cheng, come, add cards to me, add up and add up!!! "

There is another 3 (the bright card, the kind that everyone can see),
Hmm... After three o'clock in the middle of the morning, my head was spinning. Oh, I am now 14 o'clock in total, and I meditated in my heart. and shouted:
"Come on, Acheng, keep adding!!! More!!!!"

Add another open card, O, it is 7 points, 14+7, just 21, I am super strong, I am satisfied!
"OK, Cheng, I don't need to add it!" Domineering announced.

At this time, many friends showed expressions of admiration and admiration:
"Dig contest! You go straight to 21 o'clock!!!"
"Sloth goes straight to 21 o'clock!!!"
"That's too much! It's just 21!!!"

No, I didn't reveal my hidden card (A)!!!
How is it now? The whole world is peeking at my cards?

"No, why do you all know?" I showed a look of fear and panic.

People were dumbfounded at my question.

My friend Xinxin , who was sitting across from me, said first: "Ah, all your open cards add up to exactly 20 points, and if you don't add or bust, it means that your hidden card must be 1, so it must be 21. . . .."

Oh my friends....why do you have such good logic at 3am???

In the end, everyone was amazed at my remaining IQ at three in the morning. …

 third game

Anyway, it's close to 3:30 in the morning, the third game.

This time my dark card is 4, the first card is 5, followed by 7,
Ah Cheng's eyes were sharp (probably afraid of me being an idiot again) and shot at me, and asked me, do I need to add more cards?

My whole head crashed, I started loading , thinking.... How much is the total amount of my card tree now....
Hmm.. 5+7 will be equal to 13 , what exactly is 13+4 equal to....
How much does it equal....13+4 equals...?

The head pauses, one second, two seconds, three seconds,
Xiaoling looked at me with a loading face for a long time,
She pointed to my two open cards, 7 and 5, and reminded me aloud:
"Hey, you know that (5+7) adds up to equal 12, right?"

I looked stunned and asked:

"Huh? Why 12?"

The dumbfounded cat again .
I seriously doubt that my math ability was fooled by Ah Cheng.

At three o'clock in the morning, playing 21 o'clock, the sloth has become a legend among friends.
The brain is not clear, extremely unable to function,
That kind of legend.

2021.09.29

I like it so much, those with a group of friends,
A rare night of wanton laughter until four or five in the morning.

And then woke up the next day, we were all confused,
Why did you sleep late yesterday?
Tired rat.

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