Chatting about coincidences

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Let’s talk about what happened today, the topic of this year’s book club, and finally some daily jokes~

Saturday~Some interesting things happened~

Let me first tell you about Xiaolu’s scheduled lectures at this year’s reading club. The first thing to be confirmed is that there will be two joint topics in January 2025, one at our reading club and one at Dadu. This is scheduled to talk about the return of the prodigal son, and the story told by Jesus is paired with Rembrandt's paintings.
Then in May..., another sister will be invited, and one person will be responsible for thirty minutes. It is expected that we will chat and get to know ourselves.
Then in June..., theoretically, Xiaolu is also responsible for a discussion. I have never had much inspiration for the topic of the discussion, and the result is 0.0. What happened at noon today gave Xiaolu some inspiration!

Before talking about the inspiration, let me look forward to it. Doesn’t Xiaolu usually take photos taken by friends?
Friends mainly provide photos of Xiaolu’s scenery and cat boss (and cat sister). As long as there are photos of friends, Xiaolu will cut off the friends for the sake of everyone’s eyes~
But today! My friend is about to appear! You can look forward to 0.0

cat boss

Xiaolu went to worship at noon. In addition to Xiaolu, there were three other aunts during the whole ceremony. One of the aunts said that he would arrive late. As a result, the other Aunt A was furious as soon as he arrived. Aunt A was currently half-way through the ceremony. She is retired and working as a caretaker, but one of the residents in the building always gives her trouble~

For example, if other residents want to buy groceries, they ask the administrator to do group shopping. When they return to the building after get off work, they can just take the groceries home from the management office.
For Aunt A, this matter is to increase her work, but she does not make any money from it. The residents also know this, and the resident feels that if the building is good, why should the counter of the management room on the first floor be used? Load up on vegetables! No style!
Or the management meeting decided that when the administrator is there, the door on the first floor can be left open or closed to facilitate the recycling of resources back and forth, or to facilitate the entry and exit of cleaning personnel.
The resident will tell Aunt A that the resident is not helpless, so why should he open the door for them? The administrator must be too lazy to turn it off! Then the door was closed with a bang, and the innocent Mr. Recycling was locked out...
And this morning~the two aunts got into a fight again because of the storage rack in the hall~
The resident aunt thinks why there are shelves in the hall? The hall must be clean. The administrator must have placed that shelf for convenience so that she didn't have to collect it for the residents, so she took the initiative to take the shelf to the basement and left a note for the administrator.
(I didn’t curse, I just wrote it in a more arrogant tone, asking the administrator not to do this or that, it’s too troublesome and gets in the way)
Aunt A felt that it was not her decision to let him go, it was decided by the management meeting. If the residents had any objections, they should attend the meeting and speak out! I specially left a notice that there will be shelves only when the administrator is at work. There will be no shelves when the administrator is on vacation. Without the consent of the management committee, please do not move the shelves yourself. You still have to accept them!

In short, the residents are not harsh on the management committee, but (not polite but without the curse word) the manager.
Aunt A feels that I am not the only administrator who can make the decision from beginning to end. Why do you say it’s me every time?
(I also dislike Aunt A for not having a management certificate, not being professional enough, etc.)

Aunt A is wronged! So when I arrived, I was very emotional, so excited that I cried...
Then Aunt B enlightened her, meaning that we all know that the resident has a problem with emotional management, and she does not look down on you, she looks down on all the residents fairly~ Just think that she is here to grind you, we who cultivate our minds and nature always have to Be more tolerant of ignorant sentient beings….

The next thirty minutes were spent. Aunt A felt wronged, and Aunt B advised her not to be angry. The more Aunt A thought about it, the more uncomfortable she became. Aunt B continued to persuade her, and finally Aunt A left a sentence: It's all my fault, I'll go back first... ....
Aunt B and I caught up and followed Aunt B's words: C is coming. If you leave now, she will think she is late and you are leaving...
As for the secret code, Aunt C followed the end of this sentence, Aunt C has arrived~
As soon as Aunt C came, she saw Aunt A leaving and immediately said: Is it because I am late? Sorry, I'll go then....

At this point 0.0 I am already laughing~
This is why the topic of Xiaolu June came about ~ I am going to discuss with you how to subdue anger!
(It should be about subduing anger, but we just subdued desire together yesterday...)

Just so you know, before telling today’s joke, Xiaolu will announce the duet between his friend and the cat boss. Get ready, it’s coming!

Group photo

Finally, let me tell you, do you know why we gain weight during the Chinese New Year?

because.....

The Nian beast (thin) was driven away~

It’s another peaceful day. I wish you all a happy Lantern Festival, a happy and joyful festival.

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小鹿斑比想記錄那些閱讀過後有感觸的笑點與那些其實不知道也無所謂的小事,雁過可能會留影,也可能被拔毛,也可能成為某人眼底映照下的雁過也,正傷心,卻是舊時相識...,每個人看事情的角度都不同,所以形成了各色的風景,就看看我眼底的風景吧。
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