Rabbit, cheese, reincarnation... The world is spinning by itself

Yes, there was a man lying in the middle of the road. As everyone thought, the driver next to him got out of the car to check his injuries, but the man couldn't hear a word from the driver.

"Ah... Shouldn't I just go to another world like this? Then I'm really lucky."

The man imagined so, bear it again, bear it again, he will see the gods and give him very powerful strength, he will become the most powerful person in another world, no one can beat him, no one can stand up to him. High, so beautiful, and the bright reincarnation is coming.

The man finally closed his eyes in a heavy sense of powerlessness.

"..."

"...Oh, well, it's that simple, I don't even have any regrets..."

I actually watched it, it was just an accident, the deceased didn't even regret anything, single, like a fat house like me, who thinks reincarnation is possible like me, but has gone through so many damn similar things After a person reviewed other people's dreams, I began to wonder where my memory was judged to go when I died.

"Lord God, seeing that you are as nerdy as me, then you must also like reincarnation in another world or time-travel plots! I understand! Now more and more people of the age group like such plots, that's why Isn't there such a room?"

Ah, yes, it has always been a messy trial space, but today it is exceptionally clean, a perfect two-dimensional room, a colorful room, except for the original large refrigerator that perfectly copied reality, the kitchen has become extremely clean and advanced equipment, even The oven has it! There is an extra small refrigerator in the room, filled with my dream beverage area, and microwave-heated food for emergency consumption when there are no ingredients. There are a lot of hanging scrolls next to the computer, but I have never bought a painting scroll, let alone lying in bed. People are satisfied with the pillow, although I feel that it will be really hot to hug in this weather.

"You think this is the place where the gods are going to give you the ability to cheat, no, this is the place to check whether you have any faults and regrets, and you are a guy who has no faults and no regrets at all. To be honest, this is the first time I have seen it. It's like you, so I don't know how to deal with you, can you let me flash people quickly, you can quickly enter the next round of reincarnation~ So there are no regrets and mistakes, the next round will definitely be better."

"But……"

"Okay, you've already eaten so fat, you should be content, you don't need to lose weight anymore."

I waved my hand at will, but he seemed to be completely pissed! With blushing and clenching fists trying to hit someone, it looks like I'm a fat man and I can deal with it, right?

"Do you think this is your home? Is this my dream?"

I simply moved the numerous and changed spiked hanging scrolls, inserted them into the space in his body that could restrict his movement, then opened the canned drinks in the small refrigerator, drank them in one go, and threw them into the trash, only to see one popped out of the bucket. Big Mosquito, flew straight to his side, he kept calling for help, but Mosquito still came in front of him, even wiping his front feet, just like telling us that I was going to start, because it was so nasty, I made the pillow heavy and crushed it. That big mosquito clapped his hands and saw a hole in the ceiling. Because he accidentally thought about the cheese, a large amount of melted cheese was poured directly on him from the hole. I took a small bite when he was drenched and didn't see me. , it was delicious.

"What the hell is this, this place...?"

"No, I just wanted to ask this, why am I the only one who has to review you dead people, find a way to help you make chicken soup, and then you leave happily, I was thrown back to reality like a fool, you guys I can't see what happened after that, then why am I so tired, I understand good people do good deeds, but it's okay to help people who are really struggling, you guy's life is so free, content, and happy! I He X also read your whole heart, you are someone who always thinks on the basis of yourself, you don't care what others help you, and you still think you should do it? Such a shameless person still wants to be reincarnated , good! Let you reincarnate, I don't want to care at all."

"Really? Then I don't care about what you just did, let's decide what my plug-in ability is!"

Wow, what a guy who sees the wind and turns the rudder.

"Let's leave it to the next god~ I said I don't care?"

I took out the rabbit from my clothes, and the rabbit became huge, and the guy looked like he wanted to climb on it, and he seemed to want to ignore it, and I quickly reincarnated.

"Haha, hurry up then?"

The rabbit's whole body is split and fangs appear. The hairy hand made of fine hair sticks out from the rabbit's mouth and grabs his body. Although he screams in horror for help, I wave the hairy hand that the rabbit just gave me to say goodbye to him. .

"I'm really looking forward to it, right? Reincarnated in the stomach of a rabbit! Although some writers may have already thought of it."

"Kazaka Kazaka Khaka 呲 Khaka 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲

And just like that, the soul entered into the rabbit whose back was full of fangs and abyss.

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"Brave, you defeated the Demon King and saved the world, and the country will open its doors to you in the future."

After the king finished speaking, the senior officials of the royal family and the people in the audience cheered loudly for the hero's achievements, and that hero is me, the handsome and strongest adventurer with psychic manipulation and space teleportation. When I was swallowed by a rabbit, I thought I was dead. , I came to the space of the gods that I had always imagined in my heart. I looked at the pool and found that the appearance became more handsome and muscular. The gods all rushed to recommend their own powers with me, although they were not rich enough to be written in some light novels. There are so many, but they are all abilities that the world I am about to reincarnate in does not have. My last hope is the power of mind and space teleportation. If it is used well, this is an invincible ability.

The result was as I wished. There was no problem at all in the crusade mission. Finally, I joined the team of crusade against the Demon King. The brave man who drew the holy sword really couldn't stand it anymore. Pick, in the end even the holy sword was destroyed by the demon king, it really can't really do it. When the Demon King thought he could kill us all, I took out the Magic Reflection Sword that I got during the adventure, and when the Demon King turned against the generals, I pieced together the holy sword with my mind, and finally opened the space to teleport to The Demon King, who had not yet stepped on his feet, stabbed the holy sword deeply into his chest from behind. It felt really good!

After this battle, I was regarded as a real hero by the world. I was carved into a stone statue and placed at the gate of the country. Every time I passed by, it was very beautiful. People also gave me a lot of gifts, but the most important thing is really....

"Master Brave, I like you, so tonight... don't you mistake the room number?"

what! Sure enough, the most anticipated part of the reincarnated world is the harem plot that so many ladies have posted backwards. Although it is cool enough when you are adventurous, but now the richer choices are really dazzling!

(after 6 years)

Due to world peace, the monsters I slaughtered are no longer strong. I drink every day and show off my achievements in killing the Demon King. I also have several wives, all daughters of famous nobles! If I really want to say, there is really very little entertainment in another world. It is either work or family. Even the entertainment of the royal family is only set in basic light novels such as hunting and playing chess. I became the person who designed the entertainment. Originally, the entertainment of the world moved here, and then I became famous again and became a famous entertainer. Recently, I also feel that I have started to gain weight. It is time to move my body... .

(after 18 years)

The technology in this world is not available at all, not even a computer. I should have noticed at that time that although the other world is full of adventures, after the adventure is over, if there are no other events, then this other world will become a reality. There are some entertainment items, but they are far less than the number in the original world, so I went back to the days when I didn’t know what to do every day. In the original world, I could play games and read novels, and the entertainment outside was richer than this world. I am now Indulging in alcohol every day, I originally planned to use exercise to lose weight, but I still felt that there was no need, because I can do a lot of things with my mind, so my muscles have returned to the fat belly before I was reincarnated. way? What's more, there are no monsters outside, and there is no reason to fight.

But what I didn't expect is that no matter where human beings go, it is the same. The greed of the new king started the war. At the beginning of the war, I was invited to the battlefield. As a symbol of strength, no one dared to invade our country. The ability to pierce the heart to death, so my last wish is to "fight"! Days without a goal to fight are boring, so it's decided.

"Conquering the entire continent and unifying the country! We can definitely accomplish it with the help of the brave!"

The new king agreed immediately, and at this moment an unexpected person appeared.

"Now is not the time for humans to fight each other! Monsters... No, unknown creatures that are more dangerous than monsters have surrounded the continent in large numbers, and many countries have perished. matter!"

The gate was opened, and the guards were knocked to the ground. The original hero complained about our actions. Although the new king was very angry, I showed a very happy expression.

"Is what you're saying true? Isn't that great? The other countries are not fighting themselves, returning to the era of needing adventurers, and having a reason to be needed again, isn't it great? For you to me Isn't this kind of life wonderful?"

"Do you really think so? My love OOO•OO, your former comrade OOO•OO, and OO, OOO•OO all died fighting to protect the people of other countries! You can tell that Are you talking!?"

I laughed out loud at his angry remarks, the question is too simple.

"Just look for another lover. It's not just one woman, the same goes for partners, and it's even a joke to fight for the sake of others until their lives are gone. By the way, the names of those people you just mentioned..."

"Who's here?"

With killing intent, the sword swung to the right side of my neck, and I used space transfer to move the sword to another place, but it seemed to have stabbed the new king's chest, which was great, I was wondering how to create a seat on the throne the way? Then I opened a space in the brains of everyone present, put the mice in, and in less than 10 seconds, all of them died. Except for the original hero, the mice next to him were hacked and killed by him. He seemed not to be affected by the space. already?

"Hey hey hey! How can you hold back, I opened it directly in your mind and made you the scapegoat for killing the king."

"Really? Are you really the Demon King predicted?"

"What prophecy? I've never heard of a new demon king prophecy."

"Does that need to be said? At that time, after you pierced the Demon King, you laughed and left, and I learned from the Demon King that your heart is dark, and that pure malice is deeper than the Demon King himself imagined, telling you In the future, we will inevitably become another demon king, a demon king belonging to human beings. In the past 20 years, my partners and I have been looking for a space transfer method to deal with your invincibility. We have also seen the truth of the world. We have always been surrounded by mysterious space. You are the main cause when you are invaded by the unknown outside the space, and your space transfer ability appears, making the space unstable.”

"Is there any evidence that I am a world-threatening existence? No?"

"Afterwards, we also went to the kingdom of the gods you mentioned for help, but it was a mess, full of traces of battle, and the blood on the big wall said that you must kill you before the world can be peaceful. I learned from there, my love. She deciphered the secret code to look for the props to deal with you, but only those unknown things that caught her eye were gnawing at them. In that battle, she was the first to die, but she got the necklace to deal with your ability. Smashed, I was thrown out of the exit by my teammates first, and they wanted me to kill you quickly and make the world peaceful... They blocked the exit with their flesh and temporarily stopped them, but they still did not completely block them on the other side."

"So... what do you want to say? If you want to kill me, hurry up! I can't wait!"

When I manipulated the objects around me, it was his sword, but I couldn't manipulate it. It was useless when the space could act on his sword just now! I began to stab the field with debris. With less space, the action of the original hero is no longer the same as it used to be. He moves as fast as a rabbit. When he is about to be hit, he bounces off fatal attacks and uses obstacles as displacement. The springboard, he has completely become the brave men who have seen the screen across the screen, and he is powerful, but he neglects to exercise, his body is like a ball, and if you want to move your body, you have to use your own The mind moves, but now I don't have the energy to get up.

The original brave seized the opportunity, full of killing intent no weaker than before, and stabbed with all his strength, but I didn't move, because I was waiting for this moment! I saw his body pierced by countless weapons, the debris smashed his face beyond recognition, and finally the boulder crushed him, I know, and then blood flowed down the floor, right?

...what about blood?

And at this moment, I saw bright red sprinkled in front of me, without any murderous intent, it simply pierced my heart.

"I thought you would continue to practice. You have been abandoned and neglected to exercise. You are no longer the sharp intuition you used to be. Although you have become the devil of mankind as the devil said, you are more malicious than the devil. It's even darker, but your arrogance and laziness... no, the seven deadly sins are all on you, and they are also the reasons for your failure, you think the world is going with you, it's not."

Swords were pulled from behind, buildings were smashed, and I saw what he called the unknown creatures, coming from mountains and trees, full of...cheese-stained rabbits? While eating the cheese and eating the raw meat, they said the same words to the hero at the same time.

"The world spins on its own, not for anyone."

The endless rabbits kept approaching, and I first heard the sound of the hero being crushed to the ground. Before I had time to respond, the next second I was also drowned by the sea of rabbits behind me, full of the smell of blood and cheese, and the bite of sound.

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Watching a man full of saliva being spat out by a rabbit, is it still the same? Just like some people say that the weight of the soul is determined by the individual's inner shape, after observing for a while, he seems to have a feeling of slow swelling, maybe he has introspected or maybe he has lost some harmful substances unconsciously. Some are also uncertain.

"Forget it, anyway, he will be reborn or reincarnated with the memory of the fiasco. Even if he doesn't remember it, it will have an impact on his arrogant and indifferent attitude, right? Bye bye man, and play by yourself in the next life."

The same heaviness overwhelmed me, the rabbit licked me a few times, then stuffed me into its big mouth, cut it before it was swallowed, let it loose and successfully knocked it off, no matter how cute it was Swallow me and I will fight back!

"Right... Maybe he's continuing... Maybe... But I don't know."

I am back to reality.

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I have returned to reality, a world where I have absolutely no ability to change things. Even if I am desperate, it is better than reality compared to that other world in terms of entertainment. When the doctor came to explain the hospitalization procedures to me, he told me strange things by the way. .

"Patient, although you have not suffered any trauma after being hit by a car, but you have a cardiovascular blockage. The medical staff will help you to rescue you, but you find that the blood vessels in your heart have been blocked, and you are not optimistic. Please pay attention to your health and balance. diet……."

After returning home, I still unconsciously recalled the unreal life in another world. Although it may be a fantasy world that is about to die, those words still echoed in my mind repeatedly.

(The world spins by itself, not for anyone.)

Really...it was my fault.

In the later days, I tried to reduce my weight to a certain number. Although my body was still round, I felt more physical and stamina than before. I began to record the names of the people I worked with, and don't be tough when confronted with disputes. Stop being indomitable, try to communicate with others...not everyone, but I'm definitely changing.

(40 years later)

"Goodbye, everyone."

I never got married and had children in my life, but I have made countless friends, and I remember the names of every one of them. Originally, it was estimated that I could only live to 50 years old. Now I am in my 60s, and I have reached the limit.

I have said goodbye to my friends and donated my property to various charities. I have no regrets for choosing euthanasia.

"...Maybe...there's still a lot of apologies to say..."

I still owe... an apology from those people.

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"Oh no, I dreamed that you were a young man yesterday, but you came to report the next day, right? And then you became super old! Do you think you are getting old, I don't know if it is, this time I read it first What an affront to your privacy."

Facing the person who thought he was a god at the time, in retrospect, he must have given me a chance to start over by letting me enter another world, so this time...

"Let me say it first, I know what you want to do, but I don't guarantee you can go back, and I don't know what time it is over there, whether you will become younger or not, I will not be held legally responsible, after all I'm the law here, so after you hear it, you're still stubbornly willing to go into the belly of the bunny that devoured me again, right? ... You don't need to answer when you look in your eyes."

Seeing the rabbit in front of me with its mouth wide open, I walked in without any doubt. Seeing the man tell him about remembering sports, he sighed and waved his hand to say goodbye to me.

"You've lost weight, then I'll do it, stop the world from collapsing, reincarnated hero."

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The bright grassland, the familiar streets, I don't want to go to the forest again. This time I didn't accept any ability. I only took the basic materials and entered the guild to register my identity. A familiar figure appeared next to me, and now it's still immature. But in the future, he must become a strong person.

"Hey, this man."

"Scare! Please... what's the matter with you?"

"sorry."

"Um...have you done anything to hurt me?"

"Ah... No, I just suddenly felt that it was rude not to call you by your name. Could you tell me your name?"

"That's it, that's fine, I thought I was in trouble, I'm called..."

This time, I will remember that the world does not revolve around anyone, and I will not forget the partners who will fight with me in the future. I will write down the names of all of them.