After the passage of the anti-abortion law, the beautiful country has finally become a paradise for grasshoppers

Jul 17, 2022

This is a sci-fi article about the reincarnation of the protagonist Li Hua.

Any similarity with reality is purely coincidental and irresponsible——

"Li Hua's Reincarnation from Dirty Earth"

For the first time, Li Hua was born into a harmonious family in a beautiful country. Li Hua, who has a yellow-skinned Chinese name, recognizes his ethnicity as Caucasian.

According to their parents, their ancestors were generations of Latter-day Christians (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, or FLDS) who believed in the fundamentalism of Jesus Christ.

These believers have one characteristic: they insist on polygamy.

The number of wives a man can get can not only help Li Hua gain dignity and admiration in FLDS, but also achieve a very high status in heaven after death.

It's like those grasshopper WeChat groups that post indecent photos of girls every day.

Not only did the prophets and leaders of their church have 78 wives, 24 of them were under the age of 17 when he was nearly 60 years old.

The youngest, even only 12 years old.

Under 17, isn't that child marriage?

Li Hua found that the beautiful country is really a free and democratic country built on the legal system.

There are a total of 50 states and 1 special jurisdiction in the beautiful country. As long as the conditions such as the woman's pregnancy, parental consent, and court authorization are met, in 44 of them, minors can legally marry.

These conditions do not include "the woman's consent".

Also in the beautiful country, if you want to legally smoke and buy alcohol, you have to wait until you are 21 years old, you have to wait until you are 18 years old to legally own a gun, and you have to wait until you are 16 years old to drive on the road.

Li Hua understands: adults can wait, but underage girlfriends can't.

When Li Hua was 13 years old, he moved with his family to C State, a beautiful country. In State C, the legal age for sex is 17. But the law also said: If it is two young people, you are in trouble with me, ah, ah, ah, ah, it does not constitute an illegal act.

Even 14 years old.

Anyway, if something goes wrong, you can still get married, even if the other party does not agree, it is not rape.

Li Hua understands that the beautiful country is a country that speaks laws.

In the second reincarnation, 17-year-old Li Hua's girlfriend is breaking up with Li Hua.

Li Hua and his girlfriend are campus sweethearts and high school sweethearts in the eyes of others. The other party's family is not a big family, but the business in the city has opened a chain of stores, and Li Hua can't wait to stage a Silicon Valley sweetheart in a small town.

In order to keep his girlfriend in the small town, Li Hua coerced his girlfriend, tempted her, insulted her and suppressed her for a long time, destroying her self-confidence and self-esteem. Afterwards, she expressed her remorse with sweet words. The basic PUA is to make her girlfriend feel that she can’t live without Li Hua, and Li Hua can’t either. lose her.

It has an internal taste, right?

But for this quarrel, Li Hua was confident: the first few times he had sex, he quickly took off the cover while his girlfriend turned around.

Her period has been postponed for a few days. Although she has not yet suspected it, judging from the fact that she has a sudden bad appetite and does not like too greasy food recently, this time she is inseparable.

Li Hua is very confident that this time he can use the child to trap his wife.

Li Hua lives in T state with his girlfriend. This state, which has been fighting for independence since joining the United States, is quite active in banning abortion.

Before the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, the T state was well-prepared: abortion doctors and clinics could be charged with life in prison at the worst.

Li Hua looked at the calendar. It had been a few years since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade. Although some state governments are still stubbornly resisting, more than half of the states in the beautiful country now have stricter controls on abortion, and more than a dozen states have completely banned abortion.

I heard that a certain West Coast state has begun to popularize campaigns for women to declare that their inner identity is actually a man to obtain the right to abortion, and some places are engaged in religious sex, and the purpose of the teaching is not to have children.

"I really hope this kind of remark doesn't affect more women!" Li Hua thought to himself.

It's funny, people in T state can't have abortions, can't open a store to sell sex toys, and can't even own more than 6 fake JBs.

But in T state, you can lift a gun into almost any public place. On the T-state's favorite pickup truck, there are also a dazzling array of fake balls dangling in front of your eyes:

When his girlfriend screamed with tears from the bathroom, Li Hua thought to himself: I heard that a certain country next door has similar instructions. It's really a unified world. Beautiful country is worthy of being the top of the world, a superpower!

In the third reincarnation, Li Hua became a teacher of the people in the beautiful country.

Li Hua, who graduated from Ivy League School of Education with a major in TESOL, decided to contribute to the education equality of ethnic minorities.

He remembered a white classmate named Karen, who blinked and commented: "Beautiful country's education is very good, I can't think of any problems.

Li Hua sneered. He studied at the Ivy League school for two years, and could not wait to devote himself to grassroots education immediately, to be a screw in a public school and to shine in his post.

Unemployed after graduation, it took him three months to finally find an entry-level position teaching in a public elementary school.

Li Hua is very excited. He believes that even simple mathematics can be taught in a fun way, so that white children can experience the magic of mathematics in real life through entertainment.

During the induction training, Li Hua combed his hair to look like an adult, put on a handsome suit, and took public transportation to report. He stepped on the liquid that seeped to the ground from nowhere, and the Google map signal disappeared without a trace.

While watching the road, I avoided the homeless who grew up in the subway and the mentally ill who suddenly jumped out to ask for money. The news also kept popping up the words "violent fight against racial discrimination occurred at XX Station of Metro Line X".

Li Hua finally arrived at the school and looked at the induction training schedule issued by the teachers. The first 7 days of training had only one theme: protecting your students in a mass school shooting.

The dean looked at Li Hua's suit and shook his head: That fancy suit you wear might get you and your kids killed.

He took off Li Hua's suit and hung it on the glass window:

"If a gunman breaks in, you can cover the glass, the gangsters can't see what's going on in the house, and maybe they won't attack you.

This is a public school, keep these children under control, do n't die, don't bring more negative news to the school. This is your most important lesson. "

When Li Hua came home that night, he looked at his suit and his Ivy League diploma, and threw them all into the trash.

Li Huateng woke up from his desk. He was taking an important English test.

He rubbed his eyes, picked up the pen, and fixed his eyes on the last composition question:

"When you were 10 years old, you played GTA for the first time, and since then Los Santos has become the paradise you long for;

At the age of 12, you bought a gun in Texas, robbed a Toyota Corolla of a 75-year-old Spanish teacher in elementary school, and experienced the taste of flying for the first time;

When you were 13 years old, you offended the drug lord, because the drug lord's daughter who was the same age as you fell in love with you, and you eloped with her with the hundreds of thousands of dollars you earned from selling the leaves and drove to Las Vegas ready to marry;

At the age of 14, your savings is only $37, you spend $5 to buy a dollar meal for two, and the remaining $30 is used for drive through marriage;

After marriage, she returned to her hometown of Colorado. At the age of 15, she was pregnant with your child. You wanted to have sex, but she refused to give birth to vomiting. You don't panic if you force sex. Rape after marriage is not illegal here;

After work you moved to Utah and finally lived a happy life of polygamy.

If you are Li Hua and want to tell more people about your life experience, please write a short story describing your life in the ideal beautiful country. "