Fun facts about life｜Courtesy

I invite friend A, let us demonstrate to each other,
Document us, the polite new life movement.

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A is a Dobby,
Anyway, Dobby often doesn't take any of our national holidays.

The day before the 228 holiday, on a whim, I sent a message and asked A:
"Hey, what are your plans for the 228 holiday?"

Soon, the message I sent out was shown as read.
The moment I sent the message, I suddenly remembered, ah, setback, A does not have a 228 holiday ,
In order to save myself from my unintentional loss,
I hurriedly took advantage of the fact that before A had time to send back the message, I immediately continued to finish the damage in the chat room window:
"Oh, you don't have 228 vacation."

A showed off his power: "Can you be a little 'polite' ?"

I thought about it, and it was indeed my fault. No matter how familiar friends are, they cannot be without sense of propriety.
I was shaking my pen and writing quickly, no, I was shaking my keyboard and writing:

"I'm sorry, I didn't see any trace of you during your 228 vacation."

Well, hurtful things, said in a polite way,
Still hurt.

(Similarly, it can be proved that when breaking up, "My mother doesn't like you" and "I actually don't like you" are actually both hurtful, and there is no difference)

2022.0.24

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On Saturday, the weather was fine. Even though A didn’t have consecutive holidays, we met at the mansion to watch a movie.
It was still early before the movie started, so we were wandering around the mansion, thinking about buying a drink and drinking it later.

I wandered into a new and unseen beverage shop called "Youyin" .
A said it seemed to be opened by a Youtuber she really liked, so we bought two drinks on the way.

I bought a cup of strawberry yogurt ( Pink Bubble Strawberry Yogurt $80 Who on earth came up with such a long name???),
A chose the "Pan Sugar Cream Green ($75)" with a thick milk cap that we all love.

After getting the drink, I watched A keep fiddling with the small hole on the top of her milk cup. She raised her head and took a sip. It seemed that the hole was too small to open. She continued to fiddle with it, and she tilted her head again. head,
I don’t know whether she successfully drank the “pure milk cap” ;
On my side, I said "pop" happily, inserted the straw into my drink, and took a big sip.
Well, the sweet and sour strawberry yogurt has acidity, is not greasy, and tastes good.

After I took a sip, I handed the drink to A's eyes and signaled with my eyes: "Hey, let's take a sip in exchange."
For friends who have known each other for more than half our lives, this is an unspoken and tacit understanding between us.
A also handed me her milk-topped drink, and the drink exchange was completed.

After all, the joy of sharing is better than having it alone.

A is smiling, happily sipping my cup of delicious strawberry yogurt,
"Hey, so you successfully opened this small opening, can I drink the milk cap?" I looked down at the cup of drink that A had been playing with just now, and asked her.

"Of course not yet, I can't drink it. But I want to drink from you, so I'll switch with you!!!"

Well, the happiness you share is yours to keep. That's right.

2022.02.26

Just say you can’t rub it! ! !

The longer we know our best friends,
You and the other person will become familiar with each other's bad habits, all the old habits that are hard to change, and all the pain points.
And then... happily without any conscience or integrity, making fun of the other party, and occasionally being turned against him by the other party,
For example: When I was skiing in Karuizawa that year , I laughed wildly at A's poor sense of direction. As a result, I was stupid and lost a great opportunity to throw myself into the arms of the coach.

"Hey, my third dose of Moderna hurts a lot, and my head hurts, do you think so?" A sent a message. She finished her third dose of Moderna later than me. Like the sloth, A was also affected by Mo. Dana took a beating.
I immediately sent a message back expressing my deep approval.

A continued to vomit his bitterness: "Also, I kept feeling pins and needles after rubbing!!!"

I squinted my eyes. It was strange that the nurse who gave A the injection didn’t specifically tell her not to rub the vaccine during the injection .

Rub your butt? The more you rub it, the more painful it will be, right?

"Didn't the nurse tell you not to rub her after the injection?" I began to doubt A's memory. Anyway, her memory is about the same as mine. It's quite normal to forget things that others have said.

"I didn't rub it, the needle rubbed it, it finished !!! " A tried to defend himself.

A, what the hell are you trying to say? Rub whatever you want, I told you not to rub after the injection! Still rubbing! ! !

I felt that every synapse in my head was firing and conducting like crazy, crackling, crackling, crackling ,
Then "pop" an idea suddenly occurred to me, and I quickly typed a message on my phone:

"You want to say, finish the needle !"

"Yes, yes!" I vaguely felt that I could see A in front of the screen, smiling and sending messages.
A continued: "It turns out it's a poke !!! I was wondering why I couldn't hit that 'poke', but it turns out it's ㄔ!"

...

Hey, do you have any friends who are indistinguishable from each other?

2022.02.23

In these turbulent days, cherish every small and ordinary day.

Who can pay off his credit card debt Who can control the nuclear bomb Who can realize that reincarnation will come Adults fight in air-conditioned rooms Children flee under the sun The drought in the oil fields brings disaster to Wall Street Finally people launch missiles to defend their dinners How afraid of the future Human beings are accustomed to everything. They hold a dictionary and flip through page after page. The word they can't find is "is it love?" is it? "is it love?"