Fear and Love in Jokes

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Today I was really going to write about the experience of internal diagnosis..., but @孤子called Xiaoming and Zen Master Qingshui to appear on the stage..., this..., I have to postpone the internal diagnosis experience, I There are thousands of people who don't want to (wipe away tears).

Let me read the original text of Peiyan's mommy and Gugu...
I have been made things difficult..., you think, what fear and love can there be in a joke? I'm just a joker, why do you want me to talk about such a serious topic (sorrow and anger)? !

Questions are named..., I can't just throw in the towel! I will definitely not let Xiaoming get a girlfriend just because the task is too difficult (ㄟ? What seems weird?), we first face the problem and understand the problem, so that we can find ways to solve the problem!
or lie flat 0.0

First, according to the explanation on Wikipedia:
Fear is an intensely unpleasant emotion associated with perceiving or recognizing danger or threat. Fear causes physiological changes that may result in behavioral responses, such as reacting aggressively or trying to flee from a threat.
Love, usually more common with people or animals, refers to a strong emotion and attachment to a person or something.

Hmm, so I know..., let's take a look at Xiao Ming and Zen Master Qingshui under the cover of fear and love~
(The picture is also a friend’s dog)

One day, a tourist wanted to change his fearful, troubled and anxious personality. He went up the mountain to seek help from Zen Master Qingshui, but on the way up the mountain, he met a Taiwanese macaque, who played a prank on him and robbed him of his pearl milk tea. , After tourists arrived at the temple, they visited Zen Master Qingshui and told him about his troubles.
Tourist: "Zen Master, how can I not be afraid?"
Zen Master Qingshui put down the glass of water in his hand and asked him, "Almsgiver, have you been bullied by macaques when you just went up the mountain?"
The tourist nodded, and the Zen master asked again: "Then do you know why the Taiwanese macaques dare to challenge humans?"
The tourist shook his head and said he didn't know.
The Zen master replied, "Because they are endemic to Taiwan."
Each of us is a unique species in Taiwan. As long as we develop our unique nature, we will be fearless.

One day, a pilgrim asked the Zen master: "Master Zen, you answer everyone's doubts and save all sentient beings every day. After hearing so many troubles and questions, how can you keep your heart from being disturbed by common things and still practice meditation? "
Zen Master Qingshui took a sip of the water in the cup and said flatly, "I turn off my phone every night before going to bed."
Zen Master Qingshui reminds you: Turn off the phone before going to bed to effectively get a good sleep and a happy body and mind~

Once, a pilgrim complained to Master Qingshui that he had too little.
The Zen master gave him a glass of clear water, and said slowly:
"People always pursue to have, to have a car, to own a house, to have money, to have power, but they forget to pursue these things for the sake of having nothing, no worries, no worries, no diseases, no disasters."
"Yes, it's for others to see, nothing, it's your own."
"There are hundreds of drinks out there, but it's not as good as clear water to quench your thirst."

That night, a pilgrim told Master Qingshui his wish before going down the mountain.
Man: "Zen Master, if there is an afterlife, I hope to be an existence that can make all women scream for me..."
Zen Master Qingshui interrupted the man and said, "Benefactor, you have to think clearly, it's a cockroach."

The above is how Zen Master Qingshui explained how to face fear, irritability, greed and delusion. Next, let Xiaoming demonstrate "love".

After Xiao Ming failed to confess, he stood by the wall and kept laughing.
Xiaomei asked why she did this?
Xiao Ming wiped away the tears that did not exist in the corner of his eyes, and replied, "I was just laughing along the wall..."
(Maybe things are not as you like, but we still have the right to laugh)

One day Xiao Ming went to play at Xiao Mei's house.
Xiao Ming: "Can I drink that can of Coke on the table?"
Xiaomei: "No, it's just for display, you can't drink it"
Xiao Ming: "It turned out to be a display of Coke..."
(Love is like a decoration on a cake to life, the decoration can't be eaten, life is the existence to satisfy the hunger)

The day after Xiao Ming went on a blind date.
Xiaomei: "Xiao Ming, did you go well yesterday? How was the result?"
Xiao Ming: "Half the success!"
Xiaomei: "How do you say half the success?"
Xiao Ming: "I went, but she didn't."
(Optimism is always the best companion along the way.)

One day Xiao Ming went to the hospital for a flu shot, and as soon as he went, he saw that the injection room was full of people.
At this time, the head nurse shouted: "Today is the last day of your internship, and you will prepare for the technical test later."
Xiao Ming walked out of the hospital as soon as he heard this, and went back after wandering for two hours. The crowd had dispersed, and there were no intern nurses in the injection room.
At this time, as soon as the head nurse saw someone coming for an injection, he immediately turned around and shouted inside:
"Those who just failed come out to make up the exam!"
(Sometimes we want to avoid problems, but forget that every problem in life is tailor-made for us. If we don’t face it now, we will encounter it in the future~)

Let us thank Xiao Ming for setting an example! Another peaceful day, gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate~