On SM's Self-cultivation

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Although he is really not an old driver, but for the sake of living, it is always a shame to play red lips and white teeth. Simply let go and discuss things a little more openly-life, career, future, you can't see it in the deep sky of the universe. A speck of dust - the pua technique of a pear tree pressing a begonia is just right here. In view of this, today I intend to break the taboo and say safe words.


As we all know, the safe word is a hard translation of the safe word. This term is often used in SM games - it should be noted that SM is short for Sorry Mayor. According to historical records, this game was popular in the first half of the 21st century and played crazy in a frontier city on the southeast coast. The SM game was not called this name at the beginning, but it became better known to the world because many players who participated in the game recharge later replaced the original name with Sorry Mayor as a catchphrase.


This article is not an analysis manual of the game, it can only give a rough explanation: the whole game is a game of chasing each other between the player and the dealer. Those who are chased must accept all the abuse. Mayor is the Banker in the game, and everyone else is the Player. In view of the fact that there are few dealers and many players, players who can't catch up with the dealer can compete with each other and abuse them, which is in line with the rules of the game.


Playing and playing, Mayor's hands are shortened, Sorry Mayor; playing and playing, Mayor's blindfold is reversed again, Sorry Mayor... Playing and playing, SM spread.


Although there is no lack of cuteness at the beginning, as the game upgrades, players find that the game underestimates the VR technology and overestimates the endurance of the player's own body. But, can't stop. Mayor is currently reluctant to take a stand, and many players who were excited by the small whip and candle shouted: "It's good, we have to continue playing, you guys are playing too little, the pain degree design of this game is ergonomic, you know, right? More bloody games outside...


These players swarmed in line to recharge every day, causing the server to be paralyzed several times.


Soon, some players reacted: No, this is not SM. According to international practice, a safe word must be set. Players can't bear it. As long as the safe word is reported, the game must be terminated. This is the basic ethics of SM. We've been playing for hundreds of years, and it makes no sense that we're missing this in our game.


So a group of people went to the original player to sign the contract. PDF, very long, hundreds of P. Turning to the point where his eyes turned black, someone finally discovered the safe word agreement in the last few P's. He was very excited and ran to the game hall and shouted: I found the safe word, brothers upstairs, did you see my waving hands? Please shout with me—


M! L! G! B!


M! L! G! B!


M! L! G! B!


I ML! You GB!


This is the first safety word failure event in the history of international SM. As of this writing, the cause of the accident is still under investigation. Given the inability to ESC, many people who once chanted safety words have joined the team that recharges their batteries every day.


When people standing in line two meters apart are bored, they will bow their heads and silently recite the new name of the game: Sorry Monster, Sorry Monster.


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