The life of the journey | The presence of the pigeons |
In the evening when the sun is fading away,
in my life,
Experience what it means to put pigeons with a sense of presence .
it's like this_
Riding our Otomai this day,
Apparently I was carried by my sister,
She told me to come down first, she turned around first,
As a result, she didn't know if she was dizzy , or what, thinking that I jumped into the back seat very quickly, my legs hadn't even stepped up, and I was ready to take the seat!
(However, the position of riding away is the most humiliating position with the legs straddling the air and the most humiliating position! Imagine that the posture of the puppy lifting his feet to urinate on the telephone pole is still unstable 🤣)
That's right! Wonderful coming!
I
Eye _
open _
open eyes_
Looking at the back of my sister riding a motorcycle_
Run away now~
Boom!
It's really useless! !
And in reverse !
What happened to the person who usually told me to stop racing?
At this time, I stayed where I was: Huh?
Why so fast? What's wrong! ?
It's like what's the panic in my heart,
For a moment I was stunned,
lost,
I have to convince myself,
rationalize the impact,
I thought my sister was going to come back to pick me up, but my head was in a knot!
Short circuit!
well! Today is April Fool! ?
(Could it be that my sister has been displeased with me for a long time, so she seized the opportunity to take revenge! Gan Ahpin!?)
That's right,
I was forgotten,
The pigeons were released,
Got revenge! Retribution!
Here comes the fun!
I picked up my phone and called her,
Suddenly thought of her...
I don't seem to have my phone with me when I go out...
I have to convince myself again...
Pick up your phone and hit! ! (I'm already half-venting)
Obviously he knew he didn't have a cell phone! Still beating! !
Like crazy!
I do not depend!
I do not depend!
Finally someone connected! (I'm not happy, although I deceive myself but I also know that it must not be her)
Not surprisingly,
It was Abo and his wife who answered the call,
Said, "Your sister didn't have her cell phone."
Me: "Um...I know."
(Although I really want to say, she is not my sister, she is her own, not anyone's, let alone mine. Well! Why do you always ask: "Where is your father? Where is your mother? Where is your son? You? Where's your brother? Where's your sister? You know who you are... how come you don't?" Isn't it tiring to ask some things that the parties do not know, just because we are a family and just hang out together like this! ! Can you ask me directly! I'm not someone's Akashic database! It's not a god 3 feet above his head, I don't even know about my own, and others! Please, please! When you see this, you will know that I am taking the opportunity to complain XDD, and know how much wronged I have suffered for this! XD Please be responsible for yourself in life, don't mess with trivial things, who should be the burden, isn't it good to live well...)
then_
I'll be honest,
The current situation of my sister putting pigeons,
Ridiculous laughter came from the other end of the phone~
I knew that I would be laughed at and laughed brightly (although I was in a nauseous mood, not because of being laughed at, but because the pigeon-releasing incident had not been resolved)
I act like I'm spreading joy spreading love,
Do a good deed every day!
(I think I don't have enough drama, let the elders watch the drama, I am looking for an audience XD. Such a funny thing, I don't mind sharing and laughing at myself. The premise is that I laugh at myself first and let you complain about humor. It is called wickedness to laugh at others deliberately, and it is called self-righteous humor, self-righteousness to show oneself. I don’t know if everyone understands the difference and the scale, the line between white eyes and humor XD)
haha~
I also find it hilarious~
How can there be such a heavenly soldier's sister,
It's wonderful,
Even if it is left behind,
There is even a problem with contacting people!
hi!
suddenly feel
Where will the future go? I feel emotional. (cigarette
at this time,
The phone rings! !
I looked at unfamiliar phone numbers,
Didn't pick him up politely!
Me: "Hello?"
After it was connected, there was endless exaggerated laughter.
: " Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !"
Canned sound effects don't make you happy!
(Laughing wildly, why aren't you afraid of laughing so hard?)
Silly girl here,
While talking and laughing: "Hey! Where are you!? I thought you got in the car! Where are you!!"
I tried my best to restrain my anger and replied, "I just wanted to ask where you are! You are too exaggerated! It took me so long to find out!"
The younger sister explained hastily and said, "I'll take you back, don't run around! I borrowed my phone from someone else."
(It’s also a pull. The lost one has to wait in place so that it won’t be hard to find. It’s also an unintentional abandonment behavior.)
My sister hung up the phone in a hurry!
Where can I run to!
Hanging up, I muttered to myself on the road beside the main road.
Ah no! Didn't you run around first? And it's going backwards! I thought you were quite righteous in your charge.
Waiting for my sister to pick me up,
The mood slowly calmed down,
strangeness!
Why don't I feel angry?
Where did my inexplicable fire go?
Suddenly confused!
Either way, the problem is solved!
It seems that the emotions that were supposed to appear have vanished into thin air~
While clarifying my emotions,
Tianbingmei came back to pick me up.
After the sister stopped the locomotive, this state was first
However_
We looked at each other for a while,
Another burst of wild laughter showed me,
This is obviously pissing me off!
If I was riding a motorcycle,
Be sure to take off your helmet and stab you without hesitation!
Suddenly the fire was lit by him!
The instigator that you have never been beaten when you go out!
Dare to laugh so hard!
Laugh so harmless!
I didn't want to be angry!
But the situation is unwilling!
Otherwise, my temper is actually very good (self-talk)
No apologies at all!
Be yourself an outsider!
Go to the play, right? !
I looked coldly at my dear sister and finished laughing!
Can
Things still have to be clarified.
I asked, "How could you forget that I didn't get in the car?"
My sister said, "I thought you got in the car!"
I replied: "You told me to come down and said that you were going to turn around (the fire came up again), you know that I looked at your back so fast! I was so dumbfounded!"
My sister laughed again after hearing this,
haha~
I'm really out of breath,
There is only helplessness left~
After returning home~
I continued to ask my sister, "When did you find out that I wasn't in your back seat?"
Mei Hui: "It's the newly built house named Jiamei!"
I was shocked when I heard it: "Aren't you going home soon! Oh my God! You are amazing! Am I so light that I didn't realize it? Then why didn't you go home to call and go to borrow it from someone else?"
My sister went on to say, "My phone went to the whole family to borrow it from an aunt! That aunt looked at me in a strange way, thinking I was a liar!"
Me: "Ha, I think you deserve it!"
I don't know how to sympathize with you.
The sister continued: "I told my aunt that I forgot to take my sister, and I didn't bring my cell phone, so I borrowed it. When I was talking to you, she was still laughing beside me. If I ran home, she would be asked by my grandmother not to strangle me! "
Me: "Are you afraid of being scolded by grandma! Haha!"
All right!
I think it's funny too!
You talked to me all the way,
And think I didn't answer you,
For the sake of playing hide and seek with you.
The point is,
Do you think that a jerk made me fall on the road to be painted,
I just found out that I'm not in your back seat,
Inexplicably died once in your heart!
This is the funniest!
haha~
Seeing you so dumb, my fire is out too!
but!
The next is not an example! Thanks!
On this 2015 so-and-so night!
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