The Truth of Grandpa's Universe Episode 11 Merit Monument~~ Too cruel! Grandpa is still a virgin!

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The inscription of merit and virtue: "Everyone is for me, I am for everyone, one word is easy, and the merit is boundless" This is the truth of the universe that the volunteer grandpa thinks! This is to be recited twice. Let me use fiction to talk to you about the truths I have come to realize. It was intentional to write a funny version, otherwise I'm afraid no one will see it............

The inscription of merit and virtue: "Everyone is for me, I am for everyone, one word is easy, and the merit is boundless" This is the truth of the universe that the volunteer grandpa thinks! This is to be recited twice. Let me use fiction to talk to you about the truths I have come to realize.

Note: 3 minutes and 05 seconds, this treble is super powerful!!!
"SKYLINE" is the song that Kim Sejeong originally wanted to select as the title song of this album, and it is also her favorite song on this album. The song was written and composed by Sejeong, and it took nearly a year from production to release. After the release of the album, "SKYLINE" even surpassed the title song "Flower Pot" several times, and also won the first place in the real-time ranking of Naver Music Chart.


" wei ~~~~~ wu ~~~~~~~~ "

The two prison guards in front of the case looked solemn and solemn, standing on both sides respectively, and their special appearances showed that they were bull-headed and horse-faced.

This time, the old man didn't dare to think wildly, so the shape of the cow head and horse face is quite satisfactory, just like in the costume drama.

Looking around, in addition to a group of jailers, there are also ghosts kneeling on the ground waiting for judgment.

This is!!!

" Old stubborn ! Old do not repair ! Old professor ! Old staff ! "

acquaintances...

"Little hooligan Asan!"

"Master Dandy????? You are here too?????"

I saw Master Dandi lowered his head, completely unwilling to be discovered by the old man. "It's so unlucky! There's something wrong with passing by. I want to stay away from these unlucky ghosts... "

"Grandpa, you're here too, we five old people are in the same spirit... There's a seat here, let's kneel together!"

"It's not fair! Why did you take us with a terrifying and spooky ecstasy? You took a beautiful and sexy little policewoman? It's not fair! I want to complain and ask your general manager to come out! "

"Grandpa, you have a way, right? Help us!"

“Quiet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


Niu Tau Ma Mian shouted, violent sound waves reverberated in the hall, with tremendous force, all the ghosts could not help trembling, all of them kneeling honestly and quietly.

The grandfather was so frightened that he almost pissed his pants, so he quickly knelt down for it......

Suddenly, the world shook!

"Huanglang~~~Huanglang~~~Huanglang~~~"

The underworld of the black and white world shook even more astonishingly.

"Don't let him kneel!"

King Jiang of Qin Guang hurriedly turned around and shouted at Niu Tau Ma Mian: "He is the winner of the Merit Monument, he can't kneel! Hurry up and hold him!!!!!"


After tossing around for a while, the old man finally understood that he is a big man now!

Look at the addition of a pagoda-shaped stone tablet in the palace of my life, which is the "merit tablet" that King Jiang of Qin Guang said.

The monument of merit is a magic weapon at the level of an artifact.

Artifact ? What is this concept ?

The place where ordinary mortals live is called a small world, and the heaven that rules the small world is called "earth dwelling heaven".

Only possess the magic weapon of the "Magic Tool" level.

A thousand small worlds are assembled into a small thousand world, and the heaven that rules the small thousand world is called "Desire Realm Heaven".

A magic weapon with the "Treasure" level.

A thousand small thousand worlds are assembled into a middle thousand world, and the heaven that rules the middle thousand world is called the "color world".

Possess a "spirit".

One thousand middle thousand worlds are assembled into one great thousand world, and the heaven that rules the great thousand world is called "colorless world".

Possess "Dao".

You can enter the "Four Sacred Dharma Realm" only after you escape from the six paths of reincarnation.

Its magic weapon is called "Xianji".

However, the Four Sacred Dharma Realms are still within the universe, they must shatter the void, fly out of the universe, and come to the "One True Dharma Realm".

Become the alaya who created the universe, such as human ancestors, Buddha ancestors, Taoist ancestors, martial gods, gods, beast gods, demon gods, and demon gods.

"I've won the lottery jackpot!"

The old grandfather continued to use his spiritual sense to check the function of the merit tablet.

The monument of merit is a five-story pagoda.

The first floor: the tower of life; the second floor: the tower of creation; the third floor: the tower of the universe; the fourth floor: the tower of cosmic light; the fifth floor: the tower of the source.

There is an inscription on the back: "Everyone is for me, I am for everyone, one word is easy, and the merit is boundless".

Just as the grandfather was immersed in the ecstasy of winning the first prize and was concentrating on redeeming the prize, the ecstasy messenger Xiao Hei, the sexy little policewoman Shen Jinxi wearing black stockings, quietly approached...

"Big Fierce !!!" The message of consciousness flashed.

" Um??? "

The old grandpa was awakened, only to see a pair of misty and seductive eyes looking at him......

Xiao Hei bit his lower lip and stretched out his hands to wrap his arms around the grandfather's neck...

Grandpa: "What are you doing? Don't come, don't come, I'll call you again!"

" Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't... stop... woo~~~ "

Xiao Hei kissed the grandfather's mouth.

The wet and dexterous little tongue prys open its lips and drills in...

"................................................"

Grandpa's mind went blank.

What is this picture??? The old people kneeling in front of the case are excited~~~

" How cruel ! The old man is still a virgin ! He has the ability to come at me ! "

"Beasts!!! ...... I envy me to death...... "

"We five old people are blessed with the same spirit, you can't eat alone! Grandpa I hate you~~~ "

"When ~~~~~~~~~~~~~" the background music of Divine Consciousness sounded.

"Why do you make me suffer so much? You make me hold on to a glimmer of hope, knowing that there will be no results, and make me troubled......"

Xiao Hei's restraint chain bound the grandfather's soul body. At the same time, Xiaobai turned on his short skirt and took out the restraint hook from the white suspender stockings on the inner left thigh. Come out and deliver it to King Jiang of Qin Guang.

".........I know very well why you and I don't show up to you....Why do you keep making me greedy."

In the theme song of the Enchanter's appearance, the chain of the gods and the hook of the gods, Xiaohei and Xiaobai once again showed a full tacit understanding, and the tasks were completed in one go.

"Wahhahahahaha..."

King Jiang of Qin Guang crossed Erlang's legs and sat on the top of the hall, stroking the monument of merit and virtue in his hands, showing his complacent expression.

"For the sake of your sincerity, spontaneity, no complaints, no regrets, and willingness to give the monument of merit to this king, I will not embarrass you, go to the mirror stage to accept the trial, and then go to reincarnation quietly. Wow. Hahahaha............"

So, the bull-headed horse held the old man in the face, kicked the old grandfather's butt wildly and urged him to go faster.

I saw the old man burst into tears and regret.

Why is he so useless? After being kissed by Zhengmei, the soul flew out of the sky, and even forgot his father's surname... Now it's good, the big lottery jackpot is gone.

Come to the evil mirror like a walking corpse,

The platform is ten feet high and the mirror is eight feet wide. There is a horizontal couplet on it: "There is no good person in front of the evil mirror."

Seeing this, the old man was heartbroken, waiting for the evil mirror to broadcast his good and evil deeds during his lifetime, and then pronounce the sentence.

At this time, the ancestors of the people in the Palace of Life lit up.

The mirror image playback starts.

Watching the origin of the universe slowly revolving in the sky, the thunder accompanied by the rumbling and rumbling is brewing the supreme tribulation thunder. Those who should respond to the tribulation are in danger of dying, but they also have the opportunity to enter the origin of the universe and have a glimpse of the mystery of the origin. .

The gods looked to the ancestors.

Human Ancestor was the first founder of this universe. Martial Gods, Heavenly Gods, Beast Gods, Demon Gods, Demon Gods and others joined the Six Paths Alliance later. Dao Ancestors and Buddha Ancestors were even younger generations who only achieved positive results not long ago.

Ancestor Ren knew that this was the test of the origin of the universe for human civilization: "I'll do it. In the future, this human road will depend on two hosts." Taoist and Buddha nodded in agreement.

I saw Ren Zu throw the "Gongde Monument" in the right hand into a five-story pagoda in the center of the universe map, and slowly walk to the highest point of the pagoda; open the "Human Zuzhuan" in the left hand, between the book and the origin of the universe. A beam of light was formed; then Ren Zu rode his "little wooden horse" and slowly ascended within it. Under the protection of the beam of light, the ancestors slowly walked away with the thunder of the world-annihilation, and gradually disappeared into the origin of the universe.

scare!!!

"This... what is this?"

King Jiang of Qin Guang was frightened, because he had heard the story of the ancestors!

"When ~~~~~~~~~~~~~" the background music of the divine sense sounded...

"The big dream is thousands of years old, what year is it today? Who! Can! Compassion! Forgive! Old! People! Good! Bully! Negative! Ah!!!!!!!!!"

matters

In an instant, the entire hall disappeared!

Everyone seemed to be in a void of boundless darkness.

Looking up, a pair of huge eyes appeared in the sky!

(To be continued)

Previous episode: The Truth About Grandpa's Universe Episode 10 Hades~~Is it really okay to wear such a short skirt?

Episode 1: The Truth of the Grandpa's Universe Episode 1 Wu Lao Fu Zui Pao Group and Dandi Coffee Merit Club


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